Confidential mail from presidency

Chase Robinson
Chase Robinson

I've just received this mail at the office.
It tells to the medias what exactly they have to communicate on sunday.

All urls found in this thread:

supforums.com/thread/124401631/politics
twitter.com/DerorCurrency/status/860899186241228802

Matthew Reyes
Matthew Reyes

authoritarian much?

Jayden Jones
Jayden Jones

Beaucoup trop d'erreurs. Bel essai.

David Anderson
David Anderson

translate.

Levi Garcia
Levi Garcia

My French is not good enough to catch errors. I am lucky just to get the gist of each sentence.

Elijah Powell
Elijah Powell

Meme it

Chase Bailey
Chase Bailey

translate.

Sebastian Ramirez
Sebastian Ramirez

It's fake. I should have known from the flag.

Joseph Price
Joseph Price

from my broken french:

all communications on the day of the 7th should reject completely everything that was reveled that could compromise the victory of macron. every media should minimise the important and ignore the revelations,

something about russain hackers

Xavier Green
Xavier Green

Sup Forums is banned in France right now.

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

One of the errors is obvious as fuck, check the sixth line.

Jeremiah Ross
Jeremiah Ross

Macon, yeah

Julian Reed
Julian Reed

Seems fake and gay.
Saged.

Joshua Watson
Joshua Watson

wew lad

arcane get

Aaron White
Aaron White

Trying for

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

I dont read surrender, is there a americanese version

Juan Flores
Juan Flores

Dammit

Connor Clark
Connor Clark

les médias devront durant cette journée devront minimiser

ok you tried

Christian Rogers
Christian Rogers

It's full of mistakes OP. (Wrong verb tenses, repetitions, etc.)

Elijah Reyes
Elijah Reyes

Media must declare "Macon" the winner? fake and gay

Nicholas Russell
Nicholas Russell

false. already disproved many times

Jaxson Sullivan
Jaxson Sullivan

No it isn't, it's based on a single fake tweet posted 2 days ago by a literal who.

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

good effort tbqh

Ian Johnson
Ian Johnson

This is perfect french.
Go shill somewhere rose.

Nathan Davis
Nathan Davis

My translator said the tenses are all jacked.

The big "gotcha" from the document is supposed to be that the French external security services confirmed the authenticity off all the released documents.

2nd paragraph just saying what is going on, that the media is supposed to downplay the leaks before the election.

Isaac Flores
Isaac Flores

pouvait
devront durant cette journée devront
Mr
Russe
non idiomatic sentence structures
and a bunch of other shit

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

user im an arab who speaks french and even i can tell this thing is riddled with errors

Jace Reed
Jace Reed

Do you even speak french?

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

Liberté Égalité Fraternité
does France have any of those left?

Carson Moore
Carson Moore

im an arab
you have to go back

Dylan Jones
Dylan Jones

anyone who has taken 3 years of french knows this is bullshit.

Oliver Brooks
Oliver Brooks

but french-user dont you love me

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

There are enough details that seem to indicate that seems to say that OP might have some knowledge of French, but English is likely his first language. This doesn't seem to be Google Translate, but it wasn't written by a French person.

Chase Parker
Chase Parker

Can someone exactly translate the last paragraph? The one about Phillippot.

pouvait compromettre la victoire du candidat Macon
Macon

Also
compromettre
Is there nothing like an imperative to be impartial in France? WTF is that? And I thought Germany is bad.

Luke Lewis
Luke Lewis

arabs have clouded my mind with so much hate that i don't even care what part of the arab world you come from
you have to go back

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

to be honest I dont even blame you, most arabs are pretty shit tier, especially in values and behavior

You forget that Lebanon has a lasting obsession of being as French as possible

Charles Mitchell
Charles Mitchell

Can someone exactly translate the last paragraph? The one about Phillippot.

The document is a bad fake. Still, here is what the last paragraph says:

The leak must be credited to a partnership between Mr. Florian Phillippot and the russian hacking collective APT28 (according to an official press release from the DGSE)

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

Ton français est a chier. C'est peut-être de là que provienent les fautes que tu vois?

Oliver Gonzalez
Oliver Gonzalez

Yeah, I figured. Not even a proper heading.

I'm very rusty in French. I understand why doit etre is correct, but then why is pretee a participe passe? Whatever. sage

Aaron Davis
Aaron Davis

Is there nothing like an imperative to be impartial in France? WTF is that? And I thought Germany is bad.
It should be "pouvant compromettre".

Blake Morris
Blake Morris

supforums.com/thread/124401631/politics
supforums.com/thread/124401631/politics

Evan Rodriguez
Evan Rodriguez

then why is pretee a participe passe
From a purely grammatical standpoint, "prêtée" is fine, but it really should really be "attribuée".

Christopher Allen
Christopher Allen

mfw you guys are proofreading this fool's poor shop so he can correct it land post it on Sup Forums again later when another time zone picks up traffic and you're starting to feel sleepy

Aiden Myers
Aiden Myers

really should really be
And here I am bitching about OP being lazy, lol.

Henry Thomas
Henry Thomas

No it isnt. If there wasnt frogs wouldnt be posting

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

It's beyond saving.

Henry Reyes
Henry Reyes

The bad shop or the time wasted by anons easily tricked into doing work for free?

Chase Lopez
Chase Lopez

Little bit of both.

Lucas King
Lucas King

It's perfectly fine. Sure there are a few mistakes, but nothing out of this world.
Most people just check if they don't have orthographic corrector lines in their text and don't bother.

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

Utiliser des ellipses sur un site anglais = français à chier.

Oh wow, belle réflexion de tête carrée.

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

FFS, seriously? OP likely started from a template, but French is not is first language. It's ridiculously poorly done. You can't go two words without spotting a mistake and sentence structure is all over the place.

Angel Cooper
Angel Cooper

OP, just delete this thread and start over. Put some effort in it this time.

Ayden Rogers
Ayden Rogers

provienent

On écrit "proviennent", ducon.

T'es de /qc/?

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

Look, I'm french, and I didn't even notice mistakes until the thread pointed them out.
When you're fluent enough, the brain autocorrects too.
There's actually a fun test for that with a phrase where most words are out of order.
Most people don't even notice.

Ayden Harris
Ayden Harris

Yeah, there are mistakes but maybe that's how fags from france write these days.

Ryder Wright
Ryder Wright

Well, you're illiterate then. Il n'y a pas deux mots de cette lettre qui sont conformes au génie de la langue.

Colton Butler
Colton Butler

Tell me, How many french flags have you seen not shilling? It's pretty suspicious.

Liam Murphy
Liam Murphy

Tu pense ce que tu veux.
C'est vrai que c'est douteux, venant d'un ministère.
On a pas de deuxième source pour confirmer le machin.
En tout cas je suis sûr que j'aurais bien plus de mal à voir des erreurs en Français, plutôt qu'en Anglais, qui n'est pas ma langue maternelle.

Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

twitter.com/DerorCurrency/status/860899186241228802
is this guy on something?

Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

Didn't want to be rude, sorry, just wanted to make sure there was no doubt that OP is trolling with a very bad fake. French is an important and beautiful language, and shouldn't have to suffer the torture OP is making it go through. Anyway, I'm going to sleep now so that he can try again, like the other user pointed out.

Grayson Nguyen
Grayson Nguyen

Tous les médias devront pendant cette journée devront<right there minimiser

Nolan Fisher
Nolan Fisher

you forgot Macon but yeah you are right, it's could pass as an High School essay, but not as a professional communication message. Sentences are a bit long to no , or . and too many errors, someone should take the time to correct it so that OP can make a new one that could be shared on twitter, we just need to spread the seeds, once the idea has taken roots in the minds of the people it could be enough to help the vote in 13 hours or so

Lucas Anderson
Lucas Anderson

C'est plutôt douteux, ça passerait comme message à l'interne d'une petite entreprise, mais pas comme un communiqué distribué par un gouvernement. J'ai suivis un cours obligatoire sur ce genre de truc à l'université sans compter les rapport technique et tous ce qui touche la communication. Ça vaut un C+

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