Sup Forums humor thread

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Niggers are smart.

kek

this thread

/thread

checked and kekked

Only true Sup Forums users will understand...

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lost

They cant keep getting away with it!

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Lol just finished my statistics class. Got a chuckle

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Doesn't get any better than this one right here.

to be fair, I'm curious about what the hell those glass/plastic bits attached to the dildo are too

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Yours balls will be flat with these. I wonder what the feeling is but I am not a Swede.

>sees post
>bursts out laughing
>shakes head in response to ironic truth of it all
>responds to top kek fag user
>ends with, jesus christ that was well done

>get word replacer for chrome
>set "white" to "jewish"
>set "black" to "white"
>go to huffpost, salon, etc...
>enjoy

Oops, meant to say set "white" to "jewish".

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Nevermind, i'm actually retarded.

>suceed
>American education

You deserve everything coming to you.

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try and masturbate to this.
I bet you can't.

He spelled most of them right. That's good enough for public school.

As a fellow burger I can relate.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOMEONE GET SOME PETROL, I'VE GOT THE MATCHES

>try to even get a woodrow to this
ftfy

Of course you've got the petrol you filthy abbo cunt

Where's my prize

I think you are beautiful and deserve a prize.

>Brisbane
That's not how you spell Melbourne.

Well, ain't that the pot burning a cross on the kettle's lawn...

Still, top tier bantz tho.

there's a melbourne in all of us, mate.

i've only got diesel mate. petrol doesn't do much for me anymore.

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4channers are literally shadowrunners

Sick puppy

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What said. Back around '13 or so, there was a thread a on Sup Forums where we all watched a cuck with a ballbusting fetish livestream his attempt to castrate himself with such an apparatus while an obese, masked femanon dildoed herself, also livestreamed, to egg him on.

I would compare the spectacle to a trainwreck, but a mere pedestrian trainwreck is nowhere near that exact mix of horrifying and compelling. The only thing that hits that high-note is 'watching a drugged-out cuck with a ball-busting fetish trying to castrate himself with it as an obese, masked femanon dildoes herself to stimulate him to his ostensible last orgasm". It was such a singular event it was its own metaphor.

>attempt to castrate himself with such an apparatus
what? how does that thing castrate you

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You twist the wingnuts until you squash your balls flat.

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so you've got a couple of squashed balls, then what? why not just cut the things off if you don't want them anymore

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Holy shot, I am missing the ol' Sup Forums and Sup Forums for the Hitler posting.

How the fuck should i know. they probably go to the hospital and say they had an accident.

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Partially because bleeding (testicular artery), mostly because infection. Simply crushing testicles is not really safe per se, not as compared to using a burdizzo, but it's leagues safer than attempting amputation with amateur knowledge and equipment.

Even a remedial knowledge of animal husbandry should let you know this.

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Yeah, I get you.

That's a prime example of the superiority of the white race right there.

i know they are niggers, but it is so stupid how you see them put words together and try to make meaning
>from the Womb births man
>Hence WO(womb)man

womb
Word Origin
Old English wamb; related to Old Norse vomb, Gothic wamba, Middle Low German wamme, Swedish våmm

more interesting is the origin of Uterus
Word Origin
C17: from Latin; compare Greek hustera womb, hoderos belly, Sanskrit udara belly

in greek Uterus is Hustera, giving us hyster and hysteria
hysteria is literally madness caused by being a woman

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This is b8 my Mohammedian friend.

Always gets me

I can't stop giggling.

every fucking time

'anada fuck yeah

you mean white to black?

I miss these days. They were simple times.

These threads would be better without all the niggers spamming BASED BRUH FA M and "le put me in screencap XDDD"

There must be something the water in the uk.

Indeed, shitposting was so better senpai.

is masturbating to animals illegal? do they have laws against it like they do with child porn?

*ahem*

With Trudeau, everything is possible here!

"Normal" is dating a nigger kek

lel, saved

>missing poeple but finding suceed
>Australian attention to detail

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LOL

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what else are blacks good for though?

keked, checked, shrecked

Lelelelelelel

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Claim lands that are not theirs.

fuck my life nearly ran out of air

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I miss spastika threads

I find it amazing that there are people who can't get the shape right. Like, I can understand having the windmill go in the wrong direction, but once you draw one zigzag, the other should be obvious enough that a dog could do it

>brittish
>white

You don't wanna open this can of worms.

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What's the name of this ''multirole super fighter''?

Not saying I don't believe in the picture, I'd just like to read about it

Killing blacks.

the f15 and the interceptor was the mig25

Thanks, fella

Please stop

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