NEW ZEALAND

Camden Phillips
Camden Phillips

What goes on here? Is this the safest first-world country if a nuclear war breaks out?

All urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/75AChRlm1Uc?t=55
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Rainbow_Warrior
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_testing_at_Bikini_Atoll
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Proving_Grounds
m.youtube.com/watch?v=S8uA2CUQErI
youtube.com/watch?v=bhQpWCjaYYA
youtube.com/watch?v=-VQccrU1W3E

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

Yes south island is your best bet for survival after the global collapse. It's where all the billionaires plan to flee

Daniel Stewart
Daniel Stewart

Unlikely to be a target, far enough away to avoid nuclear fallout, low population with large amount of arable land for farming, large fresh water deposits, no niggers, etc. Everything needed to wait out a global war.

Brandon Cruz
Brandon Cruz

lotr movies
kiwis
kiwis
rugby
missalice
that 'how bizarre' song
path of exile
sheep shagging

Asher Adams
Asher Adams

Fuck off, we're full enough already.

We're not raising the quota, and burgers aren't an acception

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

youtu.be/75AChRlm1Uc?t=55

Jaxson Sanchez
Jaxson Sanchez

We are full bitch. HAHAHA DIE FAGS!

Rot in hell foreigners ahaha.

Aaron Adams
Aaron Adams

/bant/

Sebastian Evans
Sebastian Evans

Is this the safest first-world country if a nuclear war breaks out?

Safest for us, yes. Shame we're so gosh darn full already.

Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

I have had a few rich clients recently who are leaving London and moving to NZ.
They clearly know something

Hunter Rogers
Hunter Rogers

FUCK OFF WERE FULL

James Flores
James Flores

lol yes very safe since you've already been ousted as the ones harborimg the rich. Guess who's gonna get nuked when people overthrow the bankerfuckheads and their fwiends? Your sorry asses. More kek plz!

Aaron Wood
Aaron Wood

Yeah, that London's a dump

Evan Garcia
Evan Garcia

miss this shit, skiddin my shitbox 20et ceffy up the whangiz

Jaxon Cooper
Jaxon Cooper

c-can I go?
I'll bring cheese and wine

Evan Williams
Evan Williams

bring ya girls and you have a deal

Austin Harris
Austin Harris

safe
lol

Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore

worlds largest concentration of jew bankers...nothing to worry about...yet.

Jaxon Wright
Jaxon Wright

Might settle down there

Jaxon Lopez
Jaxon Lopez

bugger off froggy

Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

I'm one step ahead of you bloke. Moved to NZ couple years back, thought I'd miss Australia by now. Surprised to find not the case. In the few years since i left home Australia has gone downhill so fast its a fucking shock. Completely blue pilled, the shw lobby has a massive voice in victoria now, also more muzzie infested and run by useless italian tier governments. Also when did melbourne suddenly become khartoum2.0? My heart fucking weeps. So probably gonna end up living in eNZed for good.

David Turner
David Turner

Fuck off we full

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

I would love to live there, looks like Canada but even more remote and less shit skins.

Julian Hill
Julian Hill

Alaska is the safest first-world country if a nuclear war breaks out

Camden Evans
Camden Evans

What's the chink situation over there?

Cooper Rogers
Cooper Rogers

Too bad, you aren't welcome.

Juan Sanchez
Juan Sanchez

look at the top 10 auckland last names m8

Austin Adams
Austin Adams

looks like a refuge for the golden horde to me

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

Holy shit I'm in tears, that's fucking gold

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

Safe

Our country is sitting on a supervolcano the size of yellow stone, with major fault lines going through 2/3 of the country retard

Bentley Perry
Bentley Perry

Pretty bad. But at least they have outnumbered the maoris. And a bonus is I've only seen about four hijabs all year

Robert Perez
Robert Perez

country

Generally, NZ is 1-2 hours flying away from Jews infested island called Australia.

There is a possibility that you will be raped almost every day by Aussies.

There is a chance that you will be bullied by Aussies.

There is a chance that Aussies will turn you into a toy, regardless of the age of yours. Even if you are 1 month old they will toy with you.

So if you are prepared for that, please head to NZ.

Unless you wanna be raped and have your butt crack widely opened? then live in Australia!

You will love it! the Aussie small tender squishy white pinky dick of their men, inside your butt, daily each night, while asleep.

Hudson Lee
Hudson Lee

Lmfao but sad.

He said in case of nuclear fall out ya big dummy.

LOL

Caleb Gomez
Caleb Gomez

billionares and all the worlds elite move to NZ before world collapse
earthquake and volcano erupts
richard branson and countless other assholes perish into oblivion, disintegrated and never to be remembered.

Cooper Hall
Cooper Hall

When Taupo erupts it could literally kill 90% of the country. Imagine putting your entire country in the immediate fallout zone of yellow stone: That's NZ.

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

We wait for all the kikes to come here and then we throw the fucking ring right in, triggering mt doom.

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

FUCK OFF THEY'RE FULL

Joseph Garcia
Joseph Garcia

spent 7 months in chch

beautiful country, fine women

Benjamin Nguyen
Benjamin Nguyen

fine women
gr8 joke m8

Jordan Davis
Jordan Davis

Earthquakes.

Michael Long
Michael Long

Havent seen this said yet: full.

Justin Jones
Justin Jones

Fuckin' oath mate

Angel Young
Angel Young

nz will be nuked for shits and giggles even if not involved in the conflict.

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

Wairarapa > rest of NZ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Auckland

Nicholas Sanders
Nicholas Sanders

You had me at no nigs

Hudson Perry
Hudson Perry

Anglos IN
Foreigners OUT

Easton Moore
Easton Moore

Hasnt it been fagged by wellington

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

Nothing happens, don't come here

Parker Clark
Parker Clark

This

Angel Morris
Angel Morris

The city cucks colonised Greytown and when the fair is on Martinborough is cuckhaven, everywhere else is fine

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

Invite Ellen over here to do the Nae Nae

Aiden Johnson
Aiden Johnson

is featherston still a shithole

Anthony Evans
Anthony Evans

delet this, muh ancestor founded the glorious metropolis that is featherston
Tbh all the wairarapa exept the cuck colony is poor and shit, least we white tho

Liam Thomas
Liam Thomas

If I find that pro-open borders elites are moving here because shit is going to hit the fan...

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

Good was worried they had gotten to masterton. Doesnt james cameron own large amounts of land though? Theres more faggy touristy things and wineries then there used to be id imagine.

Austin Ramirez
Austin Ramirez

This is an 18+ board

Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

fine women
NZ women are the worst white women by far

Jaxon Reyes
Jaxon Reyes

One shot at life
Not born in New Zealand

Alexander Young
Alexander Young

Im sure i could just squeeze in, you wont even notice me

Ethan Ortiz
Ethan Ortiz

James Cameron owns some land south of feathy but idk if he has even been there. Cucks are active AF and there's loads of vineries and tourist shit in Gaytown/Martinborough, they never go anywhere else tho not even the beaches

Xavier Bennett
Xavier Bennett

You can crash in Greymouth

Blake Jackson
Blake Jackson

you wont even notice me
YEAH WE WILL U BLOODY FUCKING WINGING POOFTA POMMY
James Cameron owns some land south of feathy but idk if he has even been there.
i saw him at the Governor General swearing in cermony

Easton Morgan
Easton Morgan

French women?
Damn, no taste whatsoever

Ryan Powell
Ryan Powell

i saw him at the Governor General swearing in cermony
Is he a citizen now?

Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

Yeah I heard a few ppl crashed in Greymouth a while ago

Elijah Lee
Elijah Lee

If I can swim all the way there am I allowed?

Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez

Anything would be a step up, m8
kek

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

What were you doing there?

Nathaniel Gonzalez
Nathaniel Gonzalez

no idea but was sitting there next to peter

Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

Carterton pozzed?

Samuel Kelly
Samuel Kelly

i was visiting wellywood and did not even know it was on but i stayed and watched a bit of it

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL CUNTS

especially you fucking bongs, fuck off

Nicholas Reyes
Nicholas Reyes

If you can do decent fish and chips you are welcome otherwise fuck off.
(picture not related)

Luke Torres
Luke Torres

Nah but once they've finished in Gaytown and marty they'll probably colonise their next, it's the least worst of the other wairarapa towns

Wyatt Taylor
Wyatt Taylor

If you let me come, I'll bring Serbia's finest.
And I can assure you we got some really pretty girls here.

Dylan Green
Dylan Green

Looking at recent pictures of Christchurch on Google Maps and they STILL haven't rebuilt from the 2011 earthquake.

New Zealand clearly needs migrant workers to help them rebuild and prosper. Imagine all the kebab shops and Chinese takeaways you could fit in those empty plots of land.

Lucas Gray
Lucas Gray

We have a surprisingly decent amount of Aussies and Kiwis here in Texas. The two flights to Dallas and Houston (My city) have open the gates. Good people. I wouldn't mind looking into a trip down there for a while.

Christian Turner
Christian Turner

wheres the battered sausage
Serbs are not anglos m8 u need to bugger off

Robert Johnson
Robert Johnson

When i was a kid noone rated these places blows my mind that what used to be in the middle of nowhere is now desirable. Too many people in nz.

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

Remember to vote.

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

If there's widespread tectonic activity NZ is going to unzip.

Ethan Wright
Ethan Wright

I have citizenship and a passport for this shithole. Never been.

Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

This, we should deport everyone whose family came to NZ after 1900

Elijah Thompson
Elijah Thompson

Well i'm fucked then...

Caleb Robinson
Caleb Robinson

Don't go. It fucking rains all the time, and Maoris are ugly. You have been warned.

John Reyes
John Reyes

Nothing goes on in New Zealand at all, which is one of its most charming characteristics.

But don't try and move there you cunts, it's fucking full.

Austin Ortiz
Austin Ortiz

only allowed from 1820 to 1920

Hudson Scott
Hudson Scott

Red pill me on earthquakes. Should I be worried? where is safe?

Eli Carter
Eli Carter

Thank you. All my life coz i got a weird name people question my heritage meanwhile everyone even the white ones are all new arrivals. Parent, grandparents from elsewhere.

Chase James
Chase James

New Zealand
FULL
Kiwis must be Kidding.

Full of Sheeps, Very Few People.

The city where I live (Rio de Janeiro) has more than twice of the population of Entire New Zealand.

Less than 5 million people live in New Zealand. (45 people per square mile)

12 millions live in Brazil's Rio de Janeiro City Alone (1760 people per square mile)

Australia might be full because most of Australia is a fucking Desert.

However most of New Zealand is Arable Crop Land !!!

New Zealand is EMPTY! fucking Empty.

Jack Anderson
Jack Anderson

kek newfag the first of my family came before the treaty of waitangi, latest in early 1860s

Ayden Wilson
Ayden Wilson

nowhere is safe for non anglos

Josiah Roberts
Josiah Roberts

I like the rain, though. I won't go simply because it's shit hard to get to.

Are we voting on something? I should vote seeing as I'm a citizen, etc. Even though, lol, I've never set foot in it once.

Justin Thomas
Justin Thomas

he city where I live (Rio de Janeiro) has more than twice of the population of Entire New Zealand.
and you live a terrible life

Ryder Wilson
Ryder Wilson

REEEE NO FUCK OFF JUAN WE'RE FULL OK

Luis Davis
Luis Davis

not going to picairn island

Liam Miller
Liam Miller

F U L L

Caleb Robinson
Caleb Robinson

Tell your compatriots to stop coming we dont want to be you.

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

It's claimed for the eternal Anglo.

Andrew Howard
Andrew Howard

Nobody buys ceramic plates in NZ because it always breaks in earthquakes. Expect to eat food on paper or plastic plates. Especially at a Hangi.

Logan Peterson
Logan Peterson

Expect to eat food on paper or plastic plates. Especially at a Hangi.
horis are too poor to afford normal plates

Colton Campbell
Colton Campbell

Wow nice, I was born here but my parents are migrants from Ireland.

It doesnt matter, we are full. But I am not worried about earthquakes honestly. Th government is so fucking strict on eq building safety that even if a massive earthquake hit barely anyone would die or even get injured,

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

Fush an Chups broo

Aiden Flores
Aiden Flores

ever going to pedophile island

Sebastian Kelly
Sebastian Kelly

acception
fucking sheep fuckers

Nicholas Robinson
Nicholas Robinson

migrants from Ireland.
Hibernian Leave

Brody Campbell
Brody Campbell

What they say is "oh look, you have so much room and so few people, you must let us in we are so crowded here!"

That has been your own choice, why should the west pay for the lack of foresight by others?

Brody Taylor
Brody Taylor

NOT ENOUGH MULTICULTURAL
I'm sending you guys some enrichment aid in the form of top quality Somalis

Brody Wood
Brody Wood

Yes. The elites know this as well and building fortresses for their own there.

John Rogers
John Rogers

Stop being so razist and allow us to enrich your non existing culture.

Ayden Ross
Ayden Ross

Probably the best country on Earth, wish I could move there - used up my working visa a few years back, now no possibility :-(

Ethan Richardson
Ethan Richardson

Already here im afraid

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

based jew, somalis are the finest and primest cultural enrichement, send us some more too

Bentley Morales
Bentley Morales

tfw I found out my Irish ancestors were actually Northern Irish Presbyterians

Gavin Bailey
Gavin Bailey

THEY'RE FUCKING FULL YOU CUNTS

Jaxson Bailey
Jaxson Bailey

thank god

Hudson Edwards
Hudson Edwards

I plan on moving to NZ soon, going to start a Kangaroo farm, sell the milk to the locals.

Charles Cooper
Charles Cooper

Why is vegemite so god tier?

Lucas Smith
Lucas Smith

They immigrated in their 20's so maybe miagrant isnt a good word? But my dad told me when he applied for entry the guy said something along the line of, "we need more white people like you and less indians" or something. lol

Liam King
Liam King

fuck off. I go to French Polynesia no worry.

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

Ta

David Ross
David Ross

Mate..

You have women that are 100 times better. NZ women 1 notch above aboriginals

Ryan Gomez
Ryan Gomez

maori women are only 1/4 notch above abo

Lincoln Morales
Lincoln Morales

What do you look like? I'll marry you and you can get citizenship through me. They hand it out like fucking toffees. I got it through my grandfather who was just born there. Never lived there, nothing.

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

American women

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

I'll marry you and you can get citizenship through me.
m8 ur a fag

Hudson Butler
Hudson Butler

That's only if you consider those things 'women'

John Edwards
John Edwards

Women here are kinda fucking shit. They seem to age fast as fuck due to the diet and the sun, also most white kiwis are direct descendants of English people who are ugly as fuck too

Juan Lopez
Juan Lopez

If a Nuclear War happens New Zealand is safer, but Brazil is already safe anyways

The northern countries (EurAsia & US) are who should be worried in a WW3.

Jeremiah Jenkins
Jeremiah Jenkins

Nowhere is safe but Northland is the safest. But if you learn what to do you'll be fine just have a bugout bag and food & water for a month.

Daniel Cruz
Daniel Cruz

New Zealand is the sort of country that could be totally destroyed and outside of the rugby community nobody would realise for many years.

They also can't enunciate their vowels correctly.

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

Northland is the safest.
m8 do you want to get beaten and robbed by maoris or not

Julian Walker
Julian Walker

Northland is the safest.
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Easton Roberts
Easton Roberts

dilit thus

Wyatt Rogers
Wyatt Rogers

further south the better
further south the whiter

Andrew Morales
Andrew Morales

no because i will beat you up at the airport you fucking cunt

Nathaniel Scott
Nathaniel Scott

Spoken like someone who's never been to the US

Cooper Richardson
Cooper Richardson

as soon as you apologise

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Rainbow_Warrior

Gavin Diaz
Gavin Diaz

I don't like the fact the New Zealand is as isolated as it is and I don't get why so many foreigners praise this country. Sure, New Zealand is "safe", but I don't want to rely on other countries to basically exist. Kiwi's need to pull their weight too if nuclear war ever takes place.

Hell, New Zealand already have the greatest warriors in history just getting drunk and sniffing glue out of boredom. What a waste.

/end rant

Michael Ward
Michael Ward

Kiwi here, he's right New Zealand has the worst girls after GB

Gabriel Cox
Gabriel Cox

top kek, I always shout a beer for any frenchmen i meet to thank him for bombing that boat, and wished his country would bomb greenpeace some more.

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

Hey Finland, are you a white country? I don't see you on my list..

Ryder Edwards
Ryder Edwards

Try one shot at life and being born in Sweden.
Although, I atleast have the viking genes and language, but other than that I'm fucked

Tyler Wilson
Tyler Wilson

This, the only parts of the north island that are south island levels of whiteness are stratford and the wairarapa

Connor Wright
Connor Wright

it wasn't that they bombed the boat but that they bombed in NZ territory

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

Tell me about Maori people kiwibros, are they really that based as people depict them.

Asking because for some fucking reason I got 0.1% Oceanian admixture in my genetic results.. makes no sense, they say it's roughly from New Zealand

Austin Turner
Austin Turner

God defend New Zealand

Wyatt Long
Wyatt Long

it wasn't that they bombed the boat but that they bombed in NZ territory

yes in the port of auckland

Asher Wilson
Asher Wilson

implying there isn't already nuclear fallout in the pacific ocean ahaha

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_testing_at_Bikini_Atoll

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Proving_Grounds

Brandon Russell
Brandon Russell

I've never even been to the south island desu, only been to welly a bunch and Auckland once

Jose Hughes
Jose Hughes

Can confirm

Caleb Smith
Caleb Smith

I was at the Picton Ferry the other day salivating upon a clear skinned blue eyed Germanic/Nordic beauty. A tourist. Don't come here for the Sheilas. You live with them.

Andrew Baker
Andrew Baker

they make up half the prison pop so take a guess

Leo Reyes
Leo Reyes

arab/indian/turk men love white boys

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

That's what I thought, people like their nigger culture and tattoo shapes. Sad!

Anthony Butler
Anthony Butler

It's a great place. Wellington won best city in the world for living standards and it deserves it.

Brody Walker
Brody Walker

Can I move to Ne-

Lucas Ramirez
Lucas Ramirez

Fine women
Enjoyed Christchurch
Are you serious?

Benjamin Stewart
Benjamin Stewart

m.youtube.com/watch?v=S8uA2CUQErI

William Morris
William Morris

kek

Easton Reyes
Easton Reyes

youtube.com/watch?v=bhQpWCjaYYA

It's a true utopia

Jackson Gray
Jackson Gray

They're like 12% of the population give or take and make up over 50% of the prison population in this country. They are NIGGERS.

I'd still let it pass, greenpeace is cancer.

Dam, fucking travel some more user. I went to the US last year and the amount of fine women walking around is staggering.

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

Enjoyed Christchurch
How can you not
youtube.com/watch?v=-VQccrU1W3E

Mason Sanders
Mason Sanders

only the police were white
Auckland lol

Aaron Lee
Aaron Lee

Blonde, 6ft, beard, tattoos, law degree, legal exec for a firm in Bristol, currently member of inner temple, hoping to be called to the bar. Let's get it done, as long as we don't have to consummate.

Parker Scott
Parker Scott

NZ birds are almost on par with how ugly our women are.

John Price
John Price

were the same race m8 remember

Luke Rodriguez
Luke Rodriguez

travel more
Maybe if I wasn't a peasant with no money lol, the only place I would go is the UK anyway tho

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

there must be a m-mistake

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

Swap?

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

NZ birds are almost on par with how ugly our women are.
Correct. NZ Birds are as ugly as BritBirds, yet half as gabby as the sexy Aussie Birds that ruin shit by talking.

Aaron Brown
Aaron Brown

C-can I come to New Zealand?

Parker Allen
Parker Allen

Lol this is gold. I saw a skinhead wandering round a month ago, but they're a rarity nowadays.

Levi Ortiz
Levi Ortiz

New Zealand wine and cheese is still less known but probably better now than French products.

Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson

ok

Oliver Cox
Oliver Cox

NO!

Josiah Flores
Josiah Flores

Are you a cute Southern girl?

James Wright
James Wright

girl?
m8 have you forgotten the rule

Easton Peterson
Easton Peterson

JUST DIE ALREADY SCUM!!!

Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

Get deported back to Mumbai traitor.

Chase Butler
Chase Butler

Why are bongs so desperate to leave their rainy little island? Seems cozy aside from the pakis, muzzies and mass surveillance. I was fake engaged to one for a bit, end goal being a green card in exchange for their grannys countryside cottage but they were an insufferable cunt

Leo Williams
Leo Williams

But I want to believe

Noah Fisher
Noah Fisher

Noice

Cooper Hill
Cooper Hill

Yes we are open and yes you are welcome to call New Zealand home. I love showing foreigners around when they come here, and I've even helped support many of their visa applications. Diversity is our Strength, New Zealand is a beautiful land that the whole world can share :)

Andrew Gomez
Andrew Gomez

Stands in your way

Christian Lewis
Christian Lewis

Of course m8. But having the ugliest birds in the world is our thing, i can't just let you take that title away from us.

Mate, i live for that.

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

unfortunately there are niggers

John Collins
John Collins

The continued derogation of privacy and free speech. Mass immigration, terror attacks, no one wanting to talk about the faults of Islam through fear of being ostracised, or killed. Welfare state doomed by an ageing population. Nhs doomed by the obese-sugar chugging depressed, who's only solace is their next meal.

Get me the fuck off this island.

Isaiah Thomas
Isaiah Thomas

I'm coming back for seconds. Get your eyes tested.

Jaxon Wilson
Jaxon Wilson

Fuck off we're full.

Aaron Clark
Aaron Clark

safe? if the alpine fault goes, everythings going to be fucking rubble

Bentley Watson
Bentley Watson

all fucking islanders too look at that cunt with the samoan flag shirt

Luis Williams
Luis Williams

do NZers let your natives off reservations?
you have to go to a casino to see natives here.

Hudson Gray
Hudson Gray

No one will remember to nuke us. We're probably not even on North Korea's maps.

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

No, maori are more compareable to african americans, they commit 50% of the crimes or what ever and only make up 10-15% of the population blah blah blah.

But they do have maori protected land but most of the time they dont tend to live on it, they just live in the city or south auckland. You will always hear about some group of maori protesting against something happening or being built on sacred land or some shit idk.

Brody Phillips
Brody Phillips

Spot the brown.

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