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Shit I put two same choices

I'm the deity of my own Religion. The rules are whatever I want to make them because nobody can stop me from making them.

Leafism?

Self-motivated Positivism. I enrich myself by enriching those around me.

Non-religious and Atheist are the same thing. We've been through this a thousand times, Atheism doesn't mean you assert no god exists, it means you don't believe it. You can be open or closed to the possibility of God but you're still an Atheist either way as you lack a true belief in it. Non-Religious sounds like another bullshit term made up for people who want to dance in the middle like an Agnostic (misuse of the term Agnostic btw) and not choose sides.

Egotism then?

>no asatro option

Egotism implies I only care about myself and believe myself superior to others, and do things solely based on confirming my own superiority and well-being.

I recognize the potential in other people to grow, and the potential for them to teach my through experience and example. So I help others as a mutual benefit to both of us.

That doesn't sound like egotism where I view others as inferior and only care about personal happiness.

Nonreligious/atheism (yes, they're the same, OP) is just as big as Christianity. That's a nice surprise.

I'm truly agnostic. Kinda... I believe we're in a simulation.

you're now are that there are atheistic religions (raelism, scientology, etc) and people who believe in God who aren't religious

what are you going to do with your life with this newfound knowledge?

religion = believing

believing = ignoring facts in the name of belief

ignoring facts in the name of belief = fucking retard

I'm pointing out that Atheist and Non-Religious represents the same choice in this example. Also Atheist doesn't belong in a list of religions because it isn't a doctrine or Religion, it's a lack of it.

If you're talking about Buddhists that's still a Religion, Atheist isn't. Saying Atheist Buddhist for example. Theist and Atheist is a stance on the belief of God, so only having Non-Religious as an option would have been more appropriate.

Yo why are nonreligious and atheism different here, afaik im both, because atheists are nonreligious by definition.

why would you believe that...

why do you capitalize atheist?

>believing = ignoring facts in the name of belief
to believe something is to accept it as true, it has nothing to do with ignoring facts

i might get it now, i think by nonreligious he ment deist.
its still unnecessarily confusing.

I capitalize Atheist because it's a theological stance equally worthy of recognition as Theist. It's also a sign of respect the same way you capitalize God or Jim or Buttfuck, Texas.

I like how they also put Christianity under a blanket, as if all the different denominations wouldn't just turn on each other if there was no other Religions. Not to mention Catholic which is no doubt also included under Christianity.

isn't it a common noun in the way you mean it?
i think there is a religion of Atheism, it has churches, ministers, religious monuments outside of federal buildings depicting a statement of beliefs, etc

ure ignoring the objectivist truth bc u accept something that u "believe" as truth just bc u "belive it"

if you ask me atheist churches are just a place for people to meet, it have no idea why they call it a church, "ministers" are just figure hears who organize meeting or people of authority and monuments just an expression of religious freedom and freedom from religion.
Atheism cannot be spun to be a religion without changing the meaning of it, which would lead to you talking about somehting else than what atheists themselves call atheism.
See pastafarianism, its a joke made to make fun or religions and to abuse the priviledges religions get without separation of church and state.

what "objectivist" truth am i ignoring?
>u "believe" as truth just bc u "belive it"
how do you know what i believe and my justifications for said beliefs?

Yeah well they're just playing the semantics game and being an "Ironic Religion" where it's a tongue-in-cheek joke and they think it's clever and funny. They do some good, operating as the same type of charity that most churches do, trying to show Atheists can be humans and care about people too. So many people say Atheism implies Nihilism, but the truth is that Nihilism is easier to achieve as an Atheist, but it's isn't guaranteed. Some people have personalities where they embrace suffering and use it as an excuse to be shitheads, but most Atheists find it insulting and offensive to always be told they're immoral idiots by these judgemental hypocrites.

So the American Atheist foundation is there for people to socialize and meet other like-minded individuals and foster a sense of community. It's also there to organize and orchestrate charitable donations and events. Basically function like a church without the Religious overtones. I think it both helps and hurts the label of Atheist, it helps by establishing legitimacy but it hurts by making the label seem like another organized Religion (ie evolution and big bang theory being irrevocably tied to Atheism)

hindu - 0

oh that's goo-

Sikh - 1

DESIGNATED

if u believe in some godlike creature that created the earth and humans are his children without any racional evidence that its not really objectivist

Where are my Catholic bros?

>Islam
>8%
Not even Sup Forums is safe from the cultural enrichment

Here.

>no taoism

Other

It's called Christianity.

>Atheist doesn't belong in a list of religions because it isn't a doctrine or Religion, it's a lack of it.
This is what atheists actually believe. Nigger, your secular humanist materialism is a religious creed, deal with it.

Nonreligious, but I believe in God.

Evolution is fucking voodoo hokum. You will enjoy your place as a religion. Stooge. (It's a fucking stupid one.)

There's no dead jew worship though.

Three-digit IQ here, so obviously no religion.

>2017
>religion

Christians are LITCHURALLY worshipping an angry vampiric blood god with more demonic traits than benevolent. You people have issues.

I put other, because I have beliefs that would probably be categorized as its own religion.

Kind of like confucianism, European paganism, monotheism, deism, and tribalism all rolled into one.

unironic otherkin here

With that in mind, God is still real and judging your bitch asses.

>he thinks he knows the mind of the Gods because he read about one(1) of them in a book

What type of furfag are you?

>he's real because i say so

Kitsune. I believe I was incarnated into this life as punishment for the sins of a prior one. Came to this after a long time of self-exploration and maybe just a wee bit of schizophrenia.

>he's not real because I say so
Works both ways dude. Only the dead know. I can't take my chances while I'm alive though.

But you can make an educated guess based on the fact that there is absolutely 0 evidence for any deity. Stop hating yourself for being human.

Aww, when are you getting a suit?

>Only 11 votes for judaism
where's the bants

>pascal's wager
>pascal's fucking wager

By "playing it safe" following one god you're just as likely to be wrong and pissing off another, and they all want to torture you forever if real. Take the black pill and just live, man.

not that sort. I browse the porn a bit but never had an urge to put on an ugly mascot head and try to bang some nasty fat at a con like seems to be the "furry thing to do"

plus I'm straight and most furries are fags, so...

...

Do you truly believe a person would commit such an act?
Simply logon to the information superhighway and spread falsehoods?

Maybe if I repent for my sins just before death he'll still let me in?

Islam, allahamuhallamu snackbar.

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/pol is Hinduism, no doubt. The belief of an eternal cosmic order.

Pascal's wager is extra memey since it implies an all powerful God can't tell you're following him just to hedge your bets and con your way into heaven lmao

No they aren't. Look at how The Atheist Experience devolved. Look at Atheism+. Atheism is leftist commie trash.

Irreligious for me.

"I browse the porn a bit" is how it starts for all of us. It's a dark path you're on.

I believe in God but don't want to follow any single religion. I guess that label suits for me.

>I believe in God but don't want to follow any single religion
Same here, basically. I've never really know what to call myself (Agnostic/Atheist/Nonreligious/Spiritual?).

If they are just words then you're going to hell.
That will be your day of the grill.

Someone claiming to be Pope of Atheists doesn't mean he's an authority among atheists. I have never even heard about those churches you're talking about. t. non-atheist

Also why did the shit strawpoll not have GOD-TIER paganism?

Well, it's been a good 20 years since I discovered furry, I think it would have hit me by now.

>SJWS tried and failed to take over western secularism so now it's COMMUNISM!!!
All the sockjuicers did was create reactionaries. Their shit depends on the effectiveness of emotional arguments and irrational shit, so basically religion. Doesn't work so well.

Well the non religious are atheists, so atheists have 24+19 which is 43% which is the highest number by far. Ending the notion that this is a christian board.

religion and belief in a deity are not the same thing. You can have either without the other.

>Ending the notion that this is a christian board.

this is euro time
americans arent even awake right now

Maybe you're a late bloomer. Maybe you're just doomed to go full furfag in another life or something, either way there is no escape.

Atheist - only morons fall for the jewish-made religions such as Christianity - good goys

Yeah the atheist experience doesn't actually represent atheism however. There's no commonality among atheists other than disbelief in god. You're letting people corrupt language and you're runnign away scared.

What you gonna do if someone starts an irreligious show and then starts pushing a leftist agenda? Invent a new word?

religion
rJˈlJdʒ(ə)n/Submit
noun
the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or gods.

I searched it up, apparently it's called being Deitist or something. However, I still haven't figured out shit so I don't feel that taking on that label just yet.

There's people who go to church out of tradition or community and don't actually believe. A religious atheist.

There's people who are 100% sure God exists and have never been to church. An irreligious theist.

what a surprise, as usual, Sup Forums is proven to be non-christian majority board
christfags btfo yet again, dont even know why you keep dicking around wiith these strawpolls, nonreligious pluus atheist forms the vast supermajority yet again.

FUCK YOU FOR WASTING MARINE'S NUMBERS.

Thanks paki. Wasted. Completely wasted.

>only 2% of Sup Forums are my beautiful Buddhist brethren
no wonder this board lacks HARMONY

You fucking waste.those digits should've gone to LaPen. If she loses it's your fault , fuckface.

Or maybe kek/Satan confirms it is called Deitist?

Check'd
Praise Kek

>1/3 of Sup Forums is Christian
>Not a Christian board
Cease and desist, Achmed.

You're changing the definition of "religious" to mean people who go to church, which is not what it means in general usage or in dictionaries.

Heh, thanks.
It's offcial, I guess:

MACRON WINS!

Cry me a river, bitch cunts.

:^)

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i voted other: i am an eastern hermetic, if you want to count it.

i practice high magic in a tiny order of other people.

I'm using the correct definition of religious to mean people who follow religious traditions, heirarchies and institutions, as opposed to the distinct idea of having spiritual beliefs.

Praying is spirituality. Praying the rosary is religion. There IS a difference and it's not semantic.

>voting on a sunday morning about religious affiliation

"I only believe in statistics that I doctored myself" t. Churchill

Your gullibility is matched only by your stupidity. Atheism is leftism. Don't even try to argue otherwise you fucking commie.

nonreligious doesn't mean Atheist pal

They've got you now. Oh sure, you'll argue against low hanging fruit like batshit SJWs and feminists but you basically agree with their ideas, you just quibble over the details. 48 genders or 29? Steve Shives or Sargon of Akaad? That's the extent of allowable thought within your retarded little movement.

What have you achieved but Islam and Communism? Either way the west is fucked.

There are only two genders

Sup Forums is not one entity you fuck up!

Darn dude, a French Trump would've been pretty entertaining. Oh well.

it's ok, you dont need a thread in the first place to know that pol is a Christian board

I believe that we will soon have our God. And we will make it with our own hands.

Yeah no shit. Try telling that to the fedoras. They fucking love (((science))) now, the filthy subhumans.

I'm a Buddhist myself, though I respect modern Christian values equally.
I don't believe in a higher power, aka god, though I do believe in Nirvana.
For those who don't quite comprehend what Nirvana is, and how I can believe in it despite not believing in god (or heaven);
Nirvana isn't a place where people go when they die if they were good. Nirvana is a state of being; it is enlightenment itself.
Nirvana can be achieved in life.

Do I believe I will ever experience true, unadulterated enlightenment? No, but I can see glimpses of it.
Do I respect other religions? So long as they have the capacity to see that everyone deserves a base level of respect and that harmony is the only true measure of success in life.

Do I eat meat? Yes. Kill bugs? Depends on the type and if I'm capable of catching & releasing them first. Do I give all of my belongings to a mugger? No, I'm an average Joe, no monk. Though I respect and largely follow the teachings, I also understand that I am not ready for enlightenment.

> no deism
Fuck you OP

athiesm is factism, mr. bait

Nice D&C jew worshipper, you're still losing to rational thought.

Just because Marxism uses Atheism as a tool and brainwashes idiots with propaganda, doesn't make Atheism itself inherently bad. You can be on the right side of the political spectrum as an Atheist. You can support the church and attend as an Atheist because you respect the tradition you're just not convinced any of it is really "true." But whether it's true or not becomes somewhat irrelevant when people behave as if it is true. People do things they believe and they believe them because they've been conditioned to believe it from a young age. Most people on a deep and fundamental level don't want to change that, and don't want to question it, because they're convinced that their identity is tied to it. It's too big of a change and too hard to swallow that they might be wrong.

Rather than having a belief and having to defend it, I simply lack the belief because I've search and looked and never found anything convincing about it. Logic wasn't designed to defeat Religion, there was no hidden "satanic" intent behind it, it's pure 1's and 0's type thinking applied to ideas. And it defeats organized Religion when applied thoroughly.