ITT: We predict today's happening

ITT: We predict today's happening

LePen wins.
EU crashes till 2020

Le Pen wins.
France gets a big terrorist attack by the end of next week as retaliation.

I stub my toe

Marine wins.
Jean-Marie starts a coup and starts le quatrième reich.

Le Pen wins Trump starts WW3

A kink in your pink skink is linked to the stink in your mink coat.

>Jean-Marie starts a coup and starts le quatrième reich.
luls

i go to bed

Le Pen wins, libertards start huge civil-war-esque chimp out in major french cities that will last for days with casualties

Macon wins, Merkel rules over France

Le Pen loses, signing Europe's death warrant

LePen wins, lots of cars burn.
Macon wins, medium amount of cars burn.

Another shooting in burger land, also commiefornia has a major earthquake

RIP queen Elizabeth

Sandniggers in France chimp out regardless of who wins.

Le pen wins

Allah finally reveals himself to us mortals and doomsday commences

Terrorist attack in Poland

Op will suck a million dicks checkem

REROLLIN

>Le Pen wins
>Being a Nazi is cool again
>Albania has a bitch fit
>We kill them
>Slavs take back the Balkans
Or
>Macron wins
>Sup Forums has a bitch fit
>business as usual
>Balkans will be shit for the next 1000 years

If Le Pen wins: huge Soros backed riots, migrants chimp out, France under martial law

If Fagcron wins: end of French sovereignty, more terrorist attacks, sets course for civil war within 10 years

Macaroni will die

Le Pen wins the election

Le Pen loses and rightists have a meltdown similar to American leftist meltdown.

War starts with North Korea

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Le Pen BTFO. Sup Forums got cucked by globalists once again.

Pepe resurrects and kills all normies

Oh and a bombing in Sweden, I've seen it

I predict the faggot OP will suck someone's dick.

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Le Pen wins. Tricoloure restored to glory.EUrofags forever and eternally BTFO.

le pen wins, civil war breaks out in the banlieus, FFL is called in, 12'984 dead niggers and mudslimes. europe is saved.

checked

That's a fact not a prediction

North korea launches a nuke and it detonates immediately

Macron wins.
Far-leftists/anarchists protest violently like on May Day.
Identitaires and Le Pen supporters also begin to mobilise.
Political violence is the new norm.
France without an effective leader for 5 years; Macron can't control parliament.
Stagnant state of resentment until 2022. That's when the real fun will start.

No civil war/race war yet, though.

A ship will sink off the coast of a tropical island.

The right never reacts like the faggot left. They'll keep their heads down and start making plans to leave the country when mudslimes become the majority.

checkered

After the voting in France is for most part over another MI-5/Al-Nusra false flag from Syria. (Those children's bodies stolen need to be used before they compose.)

Trips = then macaroni wins and Sup Forumsfags noose themselves

Hitler returns like the second coming of christ

Le Pen loses
Assange is killed in botched Ecuadorian Embassy raid
Ivanka tearfully admits to multiple affairs, all with black men
President Trump mistakenly orders a preemptive strike against South Korea
Boogie2988 has sex
Your mom dies in her sleep

Kanye snaps and kills the kardashian sisters.

Nice digits

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