Post here about your encounters with Russian Hackers

Jaxson Evans
Jaxson Evans

How did they affect your daily life?

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Lincoln Peterson
Lincoln Peterson

What the fuck is this obsession with Russian "hackers"? Sure, russians are known to have their way with tech, but why the fuck isn't anybody looking at China? They have the infrastructure to do it.

Charles Kelly
Charles Kelly

Because its cool to blame Russians on everything.

Dominic Martin
Dominic Martin

Can I blame having no gf on the russians?

Hunter Robinson
Hunter Robinson

Absolutely

Jose Hall
Jose Hall

Shieeeet.

Now I know why I have no GF.

Motherfuckers.

Those damn Ruskies.

Hunter Garcia
Hunter Garcia

Some of you are all right; don't log onto this site tomorrow

t. Russian Hacker

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

Why Russian? You realize that there are hackers everywhere that are politically motivated.

Logan Ward
Logan Ward

Yesterday I was microwaving a frozen burrito. Putin personally hacked it and exploded my burrito. I've contacted the the U.S. embassy in Mexico.

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

I just realized I posted this unironically....

Adrian Hughes
Adrian Hughes

I would laugh, if it wasn't true for me

Zachary Young
Zachary Young

t. Russian shill

The Chinese are too busy hacking Canada piece by piece right now.

Jaxson Anderson
Jaxson Anderson

The only good things that came out of Russia:

pornolab.net
rutracker.org

and that's it

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

met some crazy coder from some malware forum he was lazy as fuck and always drunk

russian ddos bots still best

Jaxson Johnson
Jaxson Johnson

they deleted my left wing bookmarks and turn me against democracy

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

Yes. Russian hackers is good. Fack your fake news shill. Nobody hack my phone or my pc. No proofs anywhere? Hillary Rodhanova Clinton is a liar and should go into American gulag.

Zachary Harris
Zachary Harris

They got drumpf into office

I fucking hate russians so much

Jose Myers
Jose Myers

Yeah getting drunk on vodka on November Revolution day with my pals and hacking Trump into office. Good times. Next day we broke balalaika and two matreshkas selebrating it))))

Zachary Torres
Zachary Torres

prep the samovar bother

Ethan Cox
Ethan Cox

get that fucking coal burning bunny outta here!!

) : <

Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

My experience with Russian hackers:

be me
really excited to vote for Hillary because as a 30 year old heterosexual white man who is underemployed in retail, I desperately need my privilege checked
go to voting booth, apologize to any black people I see on the way in for slavery
one brutish dark fellow sees me and pounds his fist on his chest because he can tell I'm an ally with his cause
I nod back knowingly with a smile, because it's 2016 and a black man shouldn't die for something as petty as strong arm robbery
walk into voting booth.. it's a computer voting booth. Uh oh.
register my vote for Hillary
watch on in horror as a laughing gif image of Putin appears on the screen over a backdrop of the Russian flag
search around frantically waving for help
Mexican poll workers don't speak English and are taking a nap
watch on as my vote is switched right before my eyes. My screen flashes black with a single line of white text that says: "thank you for your vote, comrade"

And that is how Russia hacked my vote

Benjamin Diaz
Benjamin Diaz

Can confirm. Also happened to me and my wife's son when we went to the polls.

Levi Sullivan
Levi Sullivan

felt like a neet pissing on the floor this morning, blamed Russia.

Joshua Thompson
Joshua Thompson

Putin literally mind melded with me and forced me to vote Trump

Asher Gonzalez
Asher Gonzalez

tfw no qt Russian Hacker bf

Caleb Cruz
Caleb Cruz

I went to study in Moscow for a bit and us students were told not to use outdoor ATMs because of hackers, always go inside of a bank

Jacob Nelson
Jacob Nelson

Ironic-humorous thread? Finish this shit: "Airplane, in chairs sit a nun, Jew and a russian hacker ..."

Justin Cox
Justin Cox

youtube.com/watch?v=M3Ftn2n1VTU

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

KDE2 BSD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

David Thomas
David Thomas

Not me but my best friends experience
be friend
going into deep web (not literally) but going pretty deep
finds russian streaming site
autistically sets up account and decides to stream on it for shits and giggles
be 10 mins later
message pops up
be russian hacker
"we completely own your computer now"
friend looks and sees that the russian hackers literally did own his computer
every file was locked and literally every option was locked. I'm not sure what it's called but they changed every file on his computer so he couldn't open or access
friend is not pleased
Russian hackers asked for a ransom so they'll unlock his computer
Do not comply
My friend ended up completely wiping his harddrive and fortunately he was smart enough to back up a lot of his shit so he's gucci.

Moral of story: don't stream on russian sites

Carson Stewart
Carson Stewart

he's gucci
Jesus Christ, you sound like an american.

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

This excuses Russia from their part of hacking?

Adrian Garcia
Adrian Garcia

I didn't imply that. It's just that nobody ever suspect China

Matthew Allen
Matthew Allen

russians hacked my penis

youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8

Christopher Clark
Christopher Clark

kekked, upboated and sabed my good fellow

Dominic Robinson
Dominic Robinson

cyka blyat cheeki breeki cheeki breeki?

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