How did they affect your daily life?
Post here about your encounters with Russian Hackers
What the fuck is this obsession with Russian "hackers"? Sure, russians are known to have their way with tech, but why the fuck isn't anybody looking at China? They have the infrastructure to do it.
Because its cool to blame Russians on everything.
Can I blame having no gf on the russians?
Now I know why I have no GF.
Those damn Ruskies.
Some of you are all right; don't log onto this site tomorrow
t. Russian Hacker
Why Russian? You realize that there are hackers everywhere that are politically motivated.
Yesterday I was microwaving a frozen burrito. Putin personally hacked it and exploded my burrito. I've contacted the the U.S. embassy in Mexico.
I just realized I posted this unironically....
I would laugh, if it wasn't true for me
t. Russian shill
The Chinese are too busy hacking Canada piece by piece right now.
The only good things that came out of Russia:
and that's it
met some crazy coder from some malware forum he was lazy as fuck and always drunk
russian ddos bots still best
they deleted my left wing bookmarks and turn me against democracy
Yes. Russian hackers is good. Fack your fake news shill. Nobody hack my phone or my pc. No proofs anywhere? Hillary Rodhanova Clinton is a liar and should go into American gulag.
They got drumpf into office
I fucking hate russians so much
Yeah getting drunk on vodka on November Revolution day with my pals and hacking Trump into office. Good times. Next day we broke balalaika and two matreshkas selebrating it))))
prep the samovar bother
get that fucking coal burning bunny outta here!!
) : <
My experience with Russian hackers:
really excited to vote for Hillary because as a 30 year old heterosexual white man who is underemployed in retail, I desperately need my privilege checked
go to voting booth, apologize to any black people I see on the way in for slavery
one brutish dark fellow sees me and pounds his fist on his chest because he can tell I'm an ally with his cause
I nod back knowingly with a smile, because it's 2016 and a black man shouldn't die for something as petty as strong arm robbery
walk into voting booth.. it's a computer voting booth. Uh oh.
register my vote for Hillary
watch on in horror as a laughing gif image of Putin appears on the screen over a backdrop of the Russian flag
search around frantically waving for help
Mexican poll workers don't speak English and are taking a nap
watch on as my vote is switched right before my eyes. My screen flashes black with a single line of white text that says: "thank you for your vote, comrade"
And that is how Russia hacked my vote
Can confirm. Also happened to me and my wife's son when we went to the polls.
felt like a neet pissing on the floor this morning, blamed Russia.
Putin literally mind melded with me and forced me to vote Trump
tfw no qt Russian Hacker bf
I went to study in Moscow for a bit and us students were told not to use outdoor ATMs because of hackers, always go inside of a bank
Ironic-humorous thread? Finish this shit: "Airplane, in chairs sit a nun, Jew and a russian hacker ..."
KDE2 BSD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Not me but my best friends experience
going into deep web (not literally) but going pretty deep
finds russian streaming site
autistically sets up account and decides to stream on it for shits and giggles
be 10 mins later
message pops up
be russian hacker
"we completely own your computer now"
friend looks and sees that the russian hackers literally did own his computer
every file was locked and literally every option was locked. I'm not sure what it's called but they changed every file on his computer so he couldn't open or access
friend is not pleased
Russian hackers asked for a ransom so they'll unlock his computer
Do not comply
My friend ended up completely wiping his harddrive and fortunately he was smart enough to back up a lot of his shit so he's gucci.
Moral of story: don't stream on russian sites
Jesus Christ, you sound like an american.
This excuses Russia from their part of hacking?
I didn't imply that. It's just that nobody ever suspect China
russians hacked my penis
kekked, upboated and sabed my good fellow
cyka blyat cheeki breeki cheeki breeki?