Post here about your encounters with Russian Hackers

How did they affect your daily life?

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What the fuck is this obsession with Russian "hackers"? Sure, russians are known to have their way with tech, but why the fuck isn't anybody looking at China? They have the infrastructure to do it.

Because its cool to blame Russians on everything.

Can I blame having no gf on the russians?

Absolutely

Shieeeet.

Now I know why I have no GF.

Motherfuckers.

Those damn Ruskies.

Some of you are all right; don't log onto this site tomorrow

t. Russian Hacker

Why Russian? You realize that there are hackers everywhere that are politically motivated.

Yesterday I was microwaving a frozen burrito. Putin personally hacked it and exploded my burrito. I've contacted the the U.S. embassy in Mexico.

I just realized I posted this unironically....

I would laugh, if it wasn't true for me

>t. Russian shill

The Chinese are too busy hacking Canada piece by piece right now.

The only good things that came out of Russia:

>pornolab.net
>rutracker.org

and that's it

met some crazy coder from some malware forum he was lazy as fuck and always drunk

russian ddos bots still best

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they deleted my left wing bookmarks and turn me against democracy

Yes. Russian hackers is good. Fack your fake news shill. Nobody hack my phone or my pc. No proofs anywhere? Hillary Rodhanova Clinton is a liar and should go into American gulag.

They got drumpf into office

I fucking hate russians so much

Yeah getting drunk on vodka on November Revolution day with my pals and hacking Trump into office. Good times. Next day we broke balalaika and two matreshkas selebrating it))))

prep the samovar bother

get that fucking coal burning bunny outta here!!

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My experience with Russian hackers:

> be me
> really excited to vote for Hillary because as a 30 year old heterosexual white man who is underemployed in retail, I desperately need my privilege checked
> go to voting booth, apologize to any black people I see on the way in for slavery
> one brutish dark fellow sees me and pounds his fist on his chest because he can tell I'm an ally with his cause
> I nod back knowingly with a smile, because it's 2016 and a black man shouldn't die for something as petty as strong arm robbery
> walk into voting booth.. it's a computer voting booth. Uh oh.
> register my vote for Hillary
> watch on in horror as a laughing gif image of Putin appears on the screen over a backdrop of the Russian flag
> search around frantically waving for help
> Mexican poll workers don't speak English and are taking a nap
> watch on as my vote is switched right before my eyes. My screen flashes black with a single line of white text that says: "thank you for your vote, comrade"

And that is how Russia hacked my vote

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Can confirm. Also happened to me and my wife's son when we went to the polls.

felt like a neet pissing on the floor this morning, blamed Russia.

Putin literally mind melded with me and forced me to vote Trump

tfw no qt Russian Hacker bf

I went to study in Moscow for a bit and us students were told not to use outdoor ATMs because of hackers, always go inside of a bank

Ironic-humorous thread? Finish this shit: "Airplane, in chairs sit a nun, Jew and a russian hacker ..."

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Not me but my best friends experience
>be friend
>going into deep web (not literally) but going pretty deep
>finds russian streaming site
>autistically sets up account and decides to stream on it for shits and giggles
>be 10 mins later
>message pops up
>be russian hacker
>"we completely own your computer now"
>friend looks and sees that the russian hackers literally did own his computer
>every file was locked and literally every option was locked. I'm not sure what it's called but they changed every file on his computer so he couldn't open or access
>friend is not pleased
>Russian hackers asked for a ransom so they'll unlock his computer
>Do not comply
My friend ended up completely wiping his harddrive and fortunately he was smart enough to back up a lot of his shit so he's gucci.

Moral of story: don't stream on russian sites

>he's gucci
Jesus Christ, you sound like an american.

This excuses Russia from their part of hacking?

I didn't imply that. It's just that nobody ever suspect China

russians hacked my penis

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kekked, upboated and sabed my good fellow

cyka blyat cheeki breeki cheeki breeki?