Brit/pol - Thousand Year Tory Reich EDITION

>Tory sweep, labour losses, UKIP collapse, lib dem stagnation
twitter.com/britainelects/

>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636
>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

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youtube.com/watch?v=BSEnurBApdM
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/26/may-hails-benefits-of-sharia-as-inquiry-set-up-into-misuse-of-is/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39836196
youtube.com/watch?v=Faf1ch7Q9XE
archive.fo/cBnIe
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_UK_Independence_Party#Founding_and_early_years
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/04/nigel-oakes-cambridge-analytica-what-role-brexit-trump
5pillarsuk.com/2015/03/08/home-secretary-theresa-may-voted-islamophobe-of-the-year/
youtube.com/watch?v=41-dLH5YqeU
scout.ai/story/the-rise-of-the-weaponized-ai-propaganda-machine
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_diaspora_in_Africa
northumbria.police.uk/news_and_events/latest_news/2017/05/05/statement_in_relation_to_social_media_reporting_on_an_attack_that_happened_in_hendon_last_year/
justiceforchelsey.com/
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First for Le Pen

First for Umi

>you open the tory manifesto
>it calls for immediate reestablisment of the empire

What do you do?

First for Lancashire

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7th for winnies the ashes next series

>So what you gonna fill my centrifuge up with ARYANS and then I'm gonna show you and then refine em?
>Yeah FACKIN RIGHT you are
>Yeah? Do you like that?
>Yeah, FACKIN love it. Fill that centrifuge up with those ARYANS. Put your mouth around the tap
>-And then I'll swallow it but I'll keep sucking it 'till it's empty then I'm gonna go *shows tongue, its covered in blood*
>FACKIN right you are
>I hope you've saved all your ARYANS?
>Yeah I have FACKIN 'ELL
>Got about THREE DAYS WURF OF THE BLIGHTERS
>Well, a couple. OARGH FACK
>[unintelligible] ...the whole FACKIN lot?
>*BEGINS LOADING ARYANS INTO THE CENTRIFUGE*
>OOOH FACKIN HELL LOAD EM ALL IN
>FACKIN [Rest unintelligible due to the centrifuge whirring to life]
>I hope they really enjoy that
>OH FACK YEAH
>Yeah
>OAARGH go on
>Loads in there. BLOOD, I love it
>OAH YEAH. OAH YEAH go on. OARGH you ready for THEIR BLOOD? AARGH FACK go on. UARGH, OAH FACK... [continues]
>*shows tongue*
>Oh yeah ARYAN BLOOD
>Mmm swallowed the lot
>FACKIN did didn't ya?
>Hhmm. Lick that bit off there
>YOU BEADY ANGLO you. Lovely
>Mmm, beautiful. Did you enjoy that?
>FACKIN right I did!

SMOKE CIGARETTES.

this is a /honoka/ general

>families
Tell me more about this fabled thing? Were there dragons back then, too?

youtube.com/watch?v=9Gxkt1FNL5s
never gets old

Appreciate the feedback. I'll be cranking out new ones regularly until the election. I'll make sure to include a selection of captions.

Emily Thornberry would have a heart attack if she saw that.

our armed forces are a joke, we are up to our eyeballs in debt, the former imperial countries dont want us back, we are unable to force them to accept the yoke of empire again, in short, it is a childish delusion

>tfw no dana loesch wife

You do realise what the did to our city and towns?

It was completely justified.

based lad

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Lads post your best anti-frog maymays for when they surrender en masse to the grannyfucker tonight

Smash dat mf vote button

How racist.

Did you even watch the video? Really, did you?

>eye for an eye is justified
no

Trip fell off.

Anyone got any thoughts on the recent Guardian piece regarding Cambridge Analytica?

Racist

Link.

cheeky joke for you lads

18+

what is more ridiculous is that that tripfag retard blames Churchill for ww2

Cum

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>LE THOUSAND YEAR TORY REICH XD

funny thing is, no one actually like the tories. seriously, there support is a big yet hollow easter egg. no passionate support but instead people who have no other ship to jump to

why hasn't anyone formed an actual party yet?

fuck if I had the funds, I could take down the tories within a year

remember that may's debating skill are poor, and she's also as boring as fuck. no one likes her

>christ cucks
you think we should have gone to war with them over poland, taken a bombing and then just done nothing?
either dont start the war/ally or fight back

Le Pen wil Win

>emma's twitter account ignites

Guys, I have a Uni presentation on British Politics due Tuesday. What would you say was the biggest blunder of Labour/Conservative policy so far? Or any other trivia that might be interesting.

>toothpaste flag
>economy is based on selling tulips
>country only exists because of dykes and pumping out water
>holland was even more turbojew than the british empire
The netherlands is a strange place desu

>with misses
>walking past old railway station
>suddenly smoke on the horizon
>it's an old steam engine
>train pulls up
>"get on, Sup Forums, we're rolling back the beeching axe"
>step forward, but misses holds you back
>"if you get on that train, we're through!"

What do?

You would be taken down by the deep state if ever you got close to disrupting the status quo.
youtube.com/watch?v=BSEnurBApdM

>Theresa May

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/26/may-hails-benefits-of-sharia-as-inquiry-set-up-into-misuse-of-is/

"Hard brexit" won't happen.

Gosh there are lots of Brits out there.

>What would you say was the biggest blunder of Labour/Conservative policy so far?

making corbyn, a commie republican, leader of her majesty's opposition

Powerful stuff. You convinced me.

Realise that means immigration quotas have been abandoned.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39836196

youtube.com/watch?v=Faf1ch7Q9XE

Racist.

Find a new misses.

archive.fo/cBnIe

The invasion of Iraq
In terms of fuckups it was pretty hard to beat, led directly to the destabilization of the middle east, which led to the Arab spring, to ISIS and the rapefugee crisis

May could add Sup Forums to her website blocking list and people here would still vote tory. Utter retards.

>You would be taken down by the deep state if ever you got close to disrupting the status quo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_UK_Independence_Party#Founding_and_early_years

theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/04/nigel-oakes-cambridge-analytica-what-role-brexit-trump

Makes for interesting reading. Pretty sketchy if it's true.

I just saw that figure too.

I looked for it after reading about the state of South Africa. I dunno lads, I want to go down and fight for our lads down there, lest we forget Rhodesia oncemore.

> Theresa May wins Islamophobe of the year
5pillarsuk.com/2015/03/08/home-secretary-theresa-may-voted-islamophobe-of-the-year/

Oh look, I can cherry pick evidence too in support of my agenda. How about that?

>funny thing is, no one actually like the tories
That is a pre-internet meme m8.

Normal People want Westminster to leave them alone. They don't want socialism or nationalism or any other political bullshit intruding on their lives. Brits are very strongly occidental in this manner: when we come home from work we take the uniform off and are just us. It's unbecomming and alien to continue to wear a professional mask inside our little castles. This extends to politics, religion and anything else that might cause a conflict in the sancturary. Curiously this results in happy home relationships for people who march in opposite political rallies, even.

The biggest problem on the Left is that Fashionable May has given Normal People an option to vote to be left alone this June. Setting aside leftist meddling deliberately empoverishing a quarter of UK households, it is this "Vote Blue, and you can go back to sleep" that will sweep the ballot.

They're agents quietly rebuilding the shadow empire. When the signal is given, the will take control of all the world Governments in a series of precise and perfectly executed coups and reestablish our empire once and for all

digits confirm

Thats Bullshit

it's actually true

I like the Tories, or at least many Tory MPs, and find May to be a much better leader than any other, WILLING MP.

The people I think would make the best leaders though do not want to be.

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South Africa is dutch and they hate us for the boer wars. We were pretty shitty to them.

I like how "big data analytics" is now "psyops" and "subversion" to these people

Need I remind anyone that the only outlet that received any support from CA was Leave.EU which did basically fuck-all

It's their fault for refusing to give British immigrants voting rights.

And for having mountains of gold and diamonds

so what then? should we just take a blackpill?

fuck, we do we even post on here talking about a shithole that can't be saved then?

the west will never be saved and the elites WILL WIN, am I right?

so seriously. why are we on here talking about this? why don't we enjoy our lives or at least post on more fun threads other than mundane UK politics?

also, our political system is shit, and the '''royal'' family are scum cucks

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Sounds like salt to me. Using big data is now apparently not allowed when you do things they dislike (ie not spying on everyone).

wouldnt have been a problem if we had never fought ww1

dont put words in my mouth m8

I know that feeling m80.
youtube.com/watch?v=41-dLH5YqeU

there are "4,554,800" white people in South Africa, a major proportion of them are Brits. Also, second generation british south africans don't count as British anymore legally. I have a few friends down there and there is a lot of us man. It's fucked

I've been on Sup Forums for over 10 years.
At this point it being banned would be a relief.

> Pretty sketchy if it's true.

scout.ai/story/the-rise-of-the-weaponized-ai-propaganda-machine

It includes British citizens overseas and those with British ancestry. There are loads in Australia, New Zealand, Canada, the States and surprisingly large amounts in far smaller former colonies. Even 25k in Japan.

Is this /Global Britain/?

Labour selling of our gold for a fraction of its worth

>And for having mountains of gold and diamonds
The eternal anglo.

I unironically think mass surveillance is fine

happy birthday karen-senpai
h-hope you have a good day

there is literally noone else to vote for

there are alot of people in south africa and zimbabwe that want us back

What really sickens me is the EU trying to stir up trouble in Northern Ireland again.
Politicians should do more to criticize the EU over this. The stupid bill is just that stupid, but the Norn thing is fucking dangerous.

The frogs better elect Le Pen so that filthy communist institution can die.

Did a quick scan, looks like the typical whining of the traditional media, making their "fake news" swan song. It gets louder as they lose grasp on control of the narrative.
I mean, they are probably wrong about the whole Russian hacker thing, it's unlikely that they did make sure those DNC hacks happened and were and released though wikileaks, it's unlikely that they did make sure everyone knew that Hillary was giving speeches to wallstreet for huge amounts of money and declaring public and private positions, and it's unlikely that the Russians or some other darker force used a simple Russian proxy service that you or I could use as their gateway to releasing the information, and it's unlikely that they used outdated software to do it, but just for the sake of argument it was, was it really such a bad thing? All they did was make voters aware of the facts.

>they hate us for the boer wars.
no they dont you cretin

I'd agree that this is just big-data if the people involved weren't also responsible for pushing genuine psy-ops elsewhere in the world. Taking it with a pinch of salt but it is a bit sobering to imagine the kind of impact these big-data companies can have.

There are 1,600,000 Brits in South Africa right now, not including second generation British offspring.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_diaspora_in_Africa

You'd all do well to not abandon them and forget them like we did with Rhodesia.

Tbh Africa should be gassed

>the royal family are scum Cucks

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

hong kong too, especially since brexit

I should rephrase it, it is likely that the deep state will take you down if you get close to changing the status quo, but we should still try.

The worst part of the Royal family is that they have proven to be just as ineffectual as the Republicans said they were. Where was the power of veto during mass immigration and the gutting of the Lords? Where were they as their native subjects were terrorised by the people their unchecked government brought in to replace them?

Hopefully they'll die with Liz and every other surviving monarch will learn how important it is to engage with the population and defend them.

Aren't whites in SA less than 10% of the population now? But no, we can't take them in as refugees even through they get murdered on their land and the ANC persecutes them because they aren't brown muzzies.

>, lest we forget Rhodesia once more.
Looks like part of it already has been forgotten, lad. Somebody submitted this in the last thread.

Interesting how there's only any investigative journalism when something happens that the left don't like though

It's no more insidious than run-of-the-mill advertising. People shouldn't be using facebook and given their info to any of these orgs

This is my centrifuge.

Running another ARYAN through it later today now I can legally process six a week.
Anyone for a BLOOD ORGY?

All leave used it for was to work out the best areas to go door to door.

China would NEVER allow it

Jamaica had a poll where 60% would prefer going back to British rule. Also I think Yemen had similar feelings. I'd go for it if we could restrict their migration to Britain proper

It certainly seems like they're complaining that the other team has a good (online) ground game

What a difference
>SNP and Plaid Cumrag campaigned to leave the EEC in 1975

racists btfo

>The CPS took the decision that no action should be taken, in accordance with the evidential test set out in the Code for Crown Prosecutors.
>The complainant has been informed of her right to appeal that decision and officers remain in close contact with her and are committed to offering her and her family all necessary support and advice.
>It is disappointing that the victim is now having to endure a situation where the case she was involved in is being subjected to entirely misleading reporting, based on unfounded information, via social-media outlets.
>This would seem to be a deliberate attempt to undermine the very strong community-cohesion that currently exists across the force area and we urge our communities to see it for what it is."

northumbria.police.uk/news_and_events/latest_news/2017/05/05/statement_in_relation_to_social_media_reporting_on_an_attack_that_happened_in_hendon_last_year/

justiceforchelsey.com/

They are less than 10% and you're right lad unfortunately

Aye yeah it was to me

It's an awfully harrowing subject. We really can't abandon them.

Our old neighbours are Rhodesian and Boer with 3 kids. I don't know how they managed to move here but my mother seemed to think they were racist. I never saw that tho desu.

Can I drink you???