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I will never put the French flag on my profile again.

It was France in 1789 that began to expand secularism and liberalism throughout Europe. It was this France that first expounded a civic nationalism, rejecting a nationalism of ethnicity, by incorporating Basques, Bretons, Prussians and other non-French people into a new French citizenry while Germany to her right expounded an ethnic nationalism that rejected unification with Austria to avoid the non-German peoples of the Austrian empire.

It was France in 1804 that issued the Napoleonic Code that enshrined these principles into law. It was this Napoleonic Code that spread worldwide and influences the law on practically every single continent today.

It was France in 1923 that invaded Germany and occupied the Ruhr, further humiliating the German people after forcing them to pay exorbitant reparations. It was this France that spurred the rise of the Nazis, whose war led to the deaths of millions of Europeans and the collapse of all European empires.

It was France in 1968 that birthed the new social movements that spread degeneracy throughout Europe, destroying the traditional family and killing the European birth rate.

It will be France in 2017 that proudly stands for the European Union, to finish the murder of the continent that she began in 1789.

The rot that has brought the West low was born in France and championed by the French people.

Why is this ignored? Why must this blighted nation persist?

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WE DID THIS

ALLAH IS GREAT

Noice reddick thread, very well made!

VIVA LA ISLAM.

The French have historically proved they're a bunch of gutless cowards, why would we expect them to act any differently in an election.

No one here seriously thought that Le Pen would win, right?

No Western European can talk shit about the other in terms of being cucked

Nope, just a meme.

DAILY HAPPENINS SENPAI

>Official laugh at Sup Forums thread*

YOU RETARDS LEGIT THOUGHT SHE HAD A CHANCE
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Tomorrow "Africa begins at the Pyrenees"

>hahahah my country is going to become an islamic shithole, joke's on you faggots hahahahaha

Who's France? You mean EU state #4? What about them is special?

Frenchcucks confirmed for the surrendering cowards they are rightfully portrayed as

I hope every single macron voter gets his eyeballs gouged out by an IS-warrior before getting skullfucked to death

I knew she never had a chance. The French have been stupid since the days of Napoleon I.

So which movie was your favorite?

I can't wait to visit Francistan this summer! I will see a lot BASED MUZZIES. Will you fellow deplorable pedes come with me? Praise Kek my Dudes. Shadilay.LMAO

Wait, did you guys seriously believe that MLP had a chance to win to begin with?
All of you never actually landed a foot on French soil if you thought for a second she could win. She is hated here, and at least some reasons for the hatred are legitimate. She can't win. She never could.

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i'm a non-white living in France
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France is my favorite Muslim country

I voted for Macron in the first round and in the second round, you little bitch. How does that make you feel? Angry? Shaky? Do you want to cry, sweetie?

I don't know guys. I'm happy that a woman didn't win.

I can't believe Marine is losing, holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Marine to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought she was polling well in Villepinte???? This is so fucked.

le 60% white man

Western Europe is desperately trying to catch up.
At least our leaders aren't claiming that Sharia law will benefit our citizens.

France always had Salic law so it was obvious she could not win!

Those are all the emotions you'll be experiencing when Ahmed has a knife to your throat, you spineless frog.

>Hey look I just set my house on fire, look how fucking stupid you guys are xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Endless happenings from now on

>french manlet humor

deserved

Why wont people simply wait and see what happens before acting like a bunch of assholes?

Remember how stupid the Democrats looked in the US because of how arrogant they were?

Don't be like them.

Canada is infinitely more muslim than France.

Results aren't in just yet. We may have a chance.

Fuck this shithole, I hope the ones who voted for Macron enjoy being raped and trucked.

Because unlike America and the UK French news and pollsters aren't biased shit that poll selectively to promote their agenda

Oh Austria, you and your shitposting.

Have a (you), you've earned it.

the French military actually has the best military record in Europe having won 132 of the 185 battles they fought in the last 800 years.

enjoy getting raped and beheaded by Muslims, Alizee.

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I consider France an unsafe muslim country.

I will never visit France. :)

all of France is still laughing their asses off about Fox News hysterically screaming about "no go zones" which were a complete invention. FAKE NEWS! SAD!

You What?

Check the stats

We have more fucking Ukrainians then we do Muslims ffs

Trucks welcome

If Le Pen loses can we IP ban France?

You think I'm shitposting?
You think BBC, CNN, HuffPost, Washington Post, Guardian poll and report fairly on US and UK elections?

No jab at your country pal but your media is shit. So is our public broadcaster (ABC) but luckily they have less influence than BBC in UK

I've seen too many pictures and videos of muslims running amuck and wreaking havoc in your lost country to know that I am justified in my opinion.

hey lad, I hope the next bataclan/nice will rip your head right off your pathetic manlet frame

>people actually thought she has a chance

Indeed.

Yeah...when they fight

Turns out when you surrender and let your entire country be occupied it doesnt count as a battle

Seconded.

BASED MACRON

You edgy autist this isn't funny. You think all those muslism rape and murders are funny you sick fuck? Maybe you belong in a gas chamber

France is mad. The world is mad. I hate this century so fucking much.

rip europe

Oh come on guys, even Sweden is allowed here.

Will you win the one that you will have to fight in?

There is no such things at official "no go zones" but don't be hypocritical. You wouldn't want to go on certain areas alone at night and you know it perfectly even if you don't want to admit it, even anonymously on the Internet.

blows my mind that people like you who claim to be ubermensches get triggered by pictures taken in africa

If they really voted 60/40 for macaron they deserve every single cuck truck they'll get. What a bunch of shitters.

The first step of solving a problem is admitting you have one.

>nouvelle cuisine

Today, the French went to their polls and thought to themselves:

>You know what? My country isn't enough of an immigrant infested violent shithole yet. I want some more of that!

Not really surprising desu. They clearly hate themselves, their national identity, and their cultural heritage.

You're right. Swedes need to be banned first, then you.

big if true

we can work with VICHY again

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I like how other countries like to laugh at France and how it's basically a muslim cucked country when all they do is listen to msm like the good goyim they are

fuck off, we're good.

Stop bullshiting. I was in Paris this year and it was a fucking shithole filled with niggers.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA FUCK YOU FRENCH NIGGERS I HOPE YOUR WOMEN GET RAPED AND YOU GET MASS MURDERED IN THE NAME OF ALLAH FUCK YOU FROG FAGGOTS, GOOD FOR NOTHING

I expected nothing and still got let down

But we literally have No-Go Zones here in Sweden
I would know, our teachers made us travel to one in middle-school to play soccer with the shitskins and 7 of the students in our class got their cell-phones stolen by somalians

lol

I make no such clams. You do not know what I think, by far.

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I want to see France burn to the ground

Or claims. Fuck the French. Fuck Swedes. And Fuck Germans too.

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Sure.

looks like you will

The elections aren't totally over yet, but it sure does feel Allahu Akbar is both there to stay and will grow in strength in France.

How many years of French happenings will there be? Imagine!

>France whites will move to Belgium after Macron gets elected, making Belgium whiter and France darker than ever

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>52%

Press S to spit on future mosques

It's not fucking funny anymore. Half of our population is being clearly manipulated.
Where the fuck am I going to raise a family if we have no future?

I don't like seeing French people die at the hands of Muslims.

Enjoy Sharia law when all your cops quit because they don't want to be burned alive or blown up.

Prepare your anus for that muzzie dick.

>Hungary
>Relevant
Stay mad le last hope XD

>French will shit up beautiful Flanders with their French-speaking socialist-asses

God-fucking-dammit.

Seriously though, as a kid I used to cup my hands and pee into them, then lower them into the toilet so it wasn't so loud

Don't know why everyone's so weirded out by it. Seems perfectly normal.

Western Europe is lost big news.

Move to the East. They beat up shitskins and leftists in the streets.

I already got a comfy house in Poland.

t. pajeet

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more of these, we could use it

>51%

This. Thankfully Macron should win so we have nothing to fear from that suicidal lunatic. One trump is enough.