>6'0, muscular build >High iq >Blonde hair, blue eyes >No glasses or allergies >Good, healthy European genes on both sides of my family (descended from royalty) >An absolutely amazing personality and excellent public speaking skills
It's a damn shame that I have such a god-awful work ethic and terrible depression or I'd be out slaying bitches and making money instead of watching ThuleanPerspective and reading Sup Forums
Jordan Diaz
>(descended from royalty)
JE SUIS LE ROIS ET MEEERDE
Jonathan Collins
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Andrew Sanchez
No man is perfect no matter what genes they have or how much they own.
Adam Wood
>leaf >perfect human being
Jose Sullivan
>Am I the perfect human being? >It's a damn shame that I have such a god-awful work ethic and terrible depression
lol
Leo Rivera
Supreme gentleman may i say
Ayden Bell
>An absolutely amazing personality
if you say that about yourself then you are vain wich is a shitty personality trait.
Ryder Gutierrez
>6'0
manlet detected
Ryder Sullivan
You sound like the type of guy who sucks his own dick and smells his own farts on a regular basis
Joshua Wood
Larping ass leaf. Ur not royal u dumb cuck
Austin Reyes
>Canadian
Sorry man, you need to do a hard reset and try playing again
William Cook
>high IQ >depression sorry user, thats not possible. depression is a direct outcome of brain damage.
Your personality not only comprises the golden facade you try to fool people with, you dumbass
David Jones
Canadians must be genocided.
Dominic Ortiz
Remind me to grab one of your fingers when gene manipulation comes around.
Also can't wait. We'll finally be able to harvest ALL of the africans for a genetic diversity backlog too.
Isaiah Gray
>(descended from royalty) >Good, healthy European genes
pick one and only one you fucking inbread
Lucas Rogers
>Awful work ethic > Depression Luckily, those things can be worked on.
Asher Nelson
Kys
Evan Nelson
How about you kys instead you larping faggot?
Jaxon Bell
>No glasses or allergies >High iq >Never get sick in any way >6'2, god tier metabolism >apparently straight up half English half Irish as far back as is known Hair and eye colour are superficial memes, step aside leaf for I am the true master race.
Oliver Bailey
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Tyler Watson
I feel you my man
>blonde >blue eyes >6'0 >140+ iq >handsome >girls like me >kind to everyone, wouldn't hurt a fly
>tfw can't succeed in anything, addict, severe depression, working in a low status job with minimal pay
Literally why?
Bentley Cox
Sounds like your average swede
>flag
Checks out
Colton Moore
>2076 >Last nigger tribe found >legendary other half of the 17" dick gene found >Finder gets free upgrades from the gene bank for life, along with his decendants >dicks over 14 inches banned from use on people 30 and younger, no one uses it anyway except for jokes at parties
Liam Sanders
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Brayden Jackson
Same, fellas. I swat flies, though.
Andrew Cruz
bitch you aint from royalty
Jackson Evans
Im glad I'll be dead soon
Sebastian Gomez
What royal line?
Juan Butler
If you're English, then yes you are perfect.
Sebastian Barnes
>6'0" anything below 6'3" is manlet status. 6'0" is pretty much the new 5'9"
Austin Hernandez
>>Blonde hair, blue eyes nope
John Martinez
>perfect human being >A FUCKING LEAF
Oliver Taylor
>I'm smart but lazy
Aaron Jackson
>descended from royalty >An absolutely amazing personality You sound like a budding psychopath.
Brayden Wright
You deserve a (you) for stimulating our imaginations
Jaxon White
>good genes >royalty
Sure thing buddeh.
Carson Bailey
How do you know that you have good people's skills?
Carter Stewart
90% of depression stems from food allergies.
Take dairy and bread out of your diet and see what it does for you
Leo Powell
How fucked are your teeth?
Camden Ross
>Posts on Sup Forums Looks like you aren't such a perfect human after all?
Eli Morgan
Being an addict is your fault, fag.
Grow stones and get your shit together. Some stuff you can control, others you can't.