>6'0, muscular build
>High iq
>Blonde hair, blue eyes
>No glasses or allergies
>Good, healthy European genes on both sides of my family (descended from royalty)
>An absolutely amazing personality and excellent public speaking skills
It's a damn shame that I have such a god-awful work ethic and terrible depression or I'd be out slaying bitches and making money instead of watching ThuleanPerspective and reading Sup Forums
>(descended from royalty)
JE SUIS LE ROIS ET MEEERDE
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No man is perfect no matter what genes they have or how much they own.
>leaf
>perfect human being
>Am I the perfect human being?
>It's a damn shame that I have such a god-awful work ethic and terrible depression
lol
Supreme gentleman may i say
>An absolutely amazing personality
if you say that about yourself then you are vain wich is a shitty personality trait.
>6'0
manlet detected
You sound like the type of guy who sucks his own dick and smells his own farts on a regular basis
Larping ass leaf. Ur not royal u dumb cuck
>Canadian
Sorry man, you need to do a hard reset and try playing again
>high IQ
>depression
sorry user, thats not possible. depression is a direct outcome of brain damage.
>WE WAZ MAPLE TREES N SHIET
thank god im jew i dont need care about this shit
This, fucking manlets never learn
>An absolutely amazing personality
>and terrible depression
Your personality not only comprises the golden facade you try to fool people with, you dumbass
Canadians must be genocided.
Remind me to grab one of your fingers when gene manipulation comes around.
Also can't wait. We'll finally be able to harvest ALL of the africans for a genetic diversity backlog too.
>(descended from royalty)
>Good, healthy European genes
pick one and only one you fucking inbread
>Awful work ethic
> Depression
Luckily, those things can be worked on.
Kys
How about you kys instead you larping faggot?
>No glasses or allergies
>High iq
>Never get sick in any way
>6'2, god tier metabolism
>apparently straight up half English half Irish as far back as is known
Hair and eye colour are superficial memes, step aside leaf for I am the true master race.
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I feel you my man
>blonde
>blue eyes
>6'0
>140+ iq
>handsome
>girls like me
>kind to everyone, wouldn't hurt a fly
>tfw can't succeed in anything, addict, severe depression, working in a low status job with minimal pay
Literally why?
Sounds like your average swede
>flag
Checks out
>2076
>Last nigger tribe found
>legendary other half of the 17" dick gene found
>Finder gets free upgrades from the gene bank for life, along with his decendants
>dicks over 14 inches banned from use on people 30 and younger, no one uses it anyway except for jokes at parties
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Same, fellas. I swat flies, though.
bitch you aint from royalty
Im glad I'll be dead soon
What royal line?
If you're English, then yes you are perfect.
>6'0"
anything below 6'3" is manlet status. 6'0" is pretty much the new 5'9"
>>Blonde hair, blue eyes
nope
>perfect human being
>A FUCKING LEAF
>I'm smart but lazy
>descended from royalty
>An absolutely amazing personality
You sound like a budding psychopath.
You deserve a (you) for stimulating our imaginations
>good genes
>royalty
Sure thing buddeh.
How do you know that you have good people's skills?
90% of depression stems from food allergies.
Take dairy and bread out of your diet and see what it does for you
How fucked are your teeth?
>Posts on Sup Forums
Looks like you aren't such a perfect human after all?
Being an addict is your fault, fag.
Grow stones and get your shit together. Some stuff you can control, others you can't.