Seeing a UK licenced psychistrist tomorrow. He specialises in shizophrenia. How can I subtly fuck with him?

Seeing a UK licenced psychistrist tomorrow. He specialises in shizophrenia. How can I subtly fuck with him?

Sorry for typo. Fucked up on Xanax.

just flirt with them?

Hes a man

flirt with them

slash his tyres right in front of him

he'll be like, "woah"

fucking homophob tell him about your fantasies of fucking a psychiatrist

Talks about all your problems from the perspective of a black lesbian single mother. See how long he takes to notice.

But what if the psychiatrist flirts with "them"

>HAHAHA
>Seeing a specialist tomorrow who can medically diagnose me with a condition that, if I had, could socially alienate me from all those around me and fuck with my job opportunities HAHAHA
>How can I make sure he thinks I have schizophrenia HAHAHA
>lololol

Fuck yourself OP.

Start feeding him redpills and back them up with facts. If he bites, he'll either convince himself that he's a schizophrenic or he'll become a Nazi.

Spell it shizophrenia. Say shizophrenia at all times.

Why do you want to fuck with him? The guy's just trying to do a job.

yes, fuck with the person who could have you involuntarily committed. That seems sensible.

In fact, go ahead, fuck with him all you want. Even if you're not schizo you're certainly mentally retarded and could benefit from being in an institutional environment.

Tell him about (((Them))). chances are hes a kike

Well you did say you want to fuck with him

Casually pull out your penis and masturbate. Maintain eye contact with him, and talk to him as if you weren't masturbating in front of hi. Act casual, like you do it all the time.

I'm already diagnosed with autism and get benefits hes more of a free pill dispensor

Tell him you keep hearing jewish voices

I might tell him about Sup Forums cuz hes a Muslim

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Sounds to me like you should actually be getting the help you need rather than fucking with the one person who can actually help you.

I would need to be a danger to myself or others to be sectioned. Been there, done that.

Talk to him about reading Mein Kampf and other controversial books and how you want to become the next Breivik, should help to get you some nice pills.

Thanks, I might take my Kindle and show him my pol reading list

You can't. He's smarter than your mentally ill ass.

tell him you think mudslimes are evil, scum of the earth and should be exterminated.

tell him you think we should nuke mecca.