WAIT WHAT?! He's 39 and she's 64?!!! WHAT THE FUCK! LOL! We really are living in a simulation!!

WAIT WHAT?! He's 39 and she's 64?!!! WHAT THE FUCK! LOL! We really are living in a simulation!!

no, you are living in Canada which is like a simulation but worse because you can't turn it off

She's old enough to be his mother...

0/10

she is his mother

This. WTF!?!

you can pull the trigger to turn off your simulation at any time

Do they have kids or do they recruit...

I honestly didn't think it was possible to reach a level patheticness this high.

Ironically Japan will probably be the first to invent the matrix and plug themselves into it to escape their terrible suicide nosex lives

His Mom and her just love to play bridge.

maybe the situation is different in Europe but here having no sex is considered preferable to having sex with one's mother

>Donald Trump is 70
>Melania Trump is 47

When will you kids learn that true love has nothing to do with age?

Despite me holding this opinion, fuck pedos.

He married his high school drama teacher. Not even joking

Mmmmmm crusty dry vagina

>men and women are the same
ha ha haaa

Melania was also of breeding age when they married and Trump put a child in her. Macron married his beard when she was well past breeding age, and has no children while she has multiple children with another man.

...

This is the story of true love. With his money he could have any young pussy in the world but he settled for his milf from highschool.
It is cute as fuck desu

Are those false teeth?

Trump wasn't Melania's high school teacher.

Older man, much younger woman-is normal

Younger man, much older woman-is not normal

Oh shit, does someone have the picture of jews that have long fangs?

>A former model vs some old withered scarecrow
Fuck off reddit

...

He raises her kids. Who are about his age

Yeah, she was a gold digger (prostitute) from Eastern Europe, with a "modelig" career.

Lel are those dentures

are you japanese i must know

>Wifing up a granny so you can get tooth free blowjobs when she takes her dentures out
God tier

of those one puts into a glass before sleep

Isn't that more or less the same age gap between Trump and Ivanka

those teeth. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Say it with me
>First grandma

>Dad going to the same high school parties as you
Kek

>Older man, much younger woman-is normal
no it's not

awful attempt
concentrate on getting a real degree instead of that trash that has you teaching english in japan

>Not being an alpha

She was his teacher in school.
I'm pretty sure they don't fuck and he's doing his things on the side (I'm 90% sure he's bisexual).
It's a mariage of platonic love I think

That's a smaller age difference lul.

are you?

Of course not, I'm here aren't I

>tfw when you have to go to the board meeting but your dad grounds you
>tfw your dad is your chef