Alright motherfuckers, Syrian OP from yesterday's AMA, you all wanted to hear about my small encounter with ISIS...

Alright motherfuckers, Syrian OP from yesterday's AMA, you all wanted to hear about my small encounter with ISIS, so here it is.

DISCLAIMER: this has been written in a very stephen king-ey kinda way to make it much much scarier than it actually was, the events are all true, just not as scary as i put them, with that said, lets dive in.

This happened in late 2014. I'd lived in Jordan for a year after fleeing the war. i couldn't bear living in Jordan with the obscene high cost of living and the horrible treatment of Syrians we got. So we decided to go back, better die from an airstrike than die of hunger, right?

The main roads were controlled by the SAA so we couldn't take those, instead we had to take an extremely long route around that, little did we know, isis had taken over that route.

We took a turn that was supposed to lead us to Damascus, there was no asphalt anymore, just scooped up sand that gave the shape of a road so we know where to go. there were a handful of small rooms made of blocks that were meant for the soldiers to stay in i'd assume.

By that time we had no idea isis was going to be there, so we just kept driving, then 4 soldiers came out of these small rooms, 2 in front of our car, 2 in the back, and we heard them load their magazines on their ak-47s, they all had masks on, wearing all black, black shirts, black pants, and black masks. and pointing their weapons at the car, we wanted to look back to see if the soldiers looked all the same but, we were too scared.

then one man, a big, pale, tall man, dressed in all black as well, but no mask, rather a very large beard and a shaved mustache came to us from the rightside of our car, i was sitting in the front seat, so from my side. (rest in the comments)

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I was half asleep, since i'd been on the road for 6 hours, as my mother told me, he called for one of the soldiers to wake me up, which he did, by striking my soldier with the butt of his rifle. Which did wake me up, i was terrified by what i saw, the soldiers, the flags we'd seen on TV, their weapons and the blood-hungry look in their eyes scared the living shit out of me. the pale bearded man asked for my passport, which i gave, he then raised his eyebrows and said "Larnaka Cyprus?" its where i was born, "What would a Cypriot be doing in here? gathering info for the infidels?" he asked calmly. I replied "No, i was just born there,

I've lived in Syria the majority of my life" and he gave me a weird look. he took my passport which i can only assume was for to check it further with his comrades. there were 3 soldiers left since one had gone with him. so they started walking slowly around our car, we didn't dare to move, or talk, or make any motion. we just froze there. He came back, exactly 6 minutes later, the minute felt like a year.

He asked me "How do i know you're not a spy sent in by the infidels?" "Can you recite some Quran for me?" now i'm not religious, but i do remember the verses we'd been taught in school when i was around 4 or 5 years old. i squeezed my memory and managed to get some verses out, "that's good. Don't sleep again or i'll bring you down and teach you how you can sleep forever"

He looked in the backseat where my sister and mother were sitting, he wanted to see whether or not they had their Hijabs on, which they did. he gave me back my passport, knelt down to the car-window level and said "See that? all the way as far as your eye can see? the Islamic State will own all of that soon, if god wills it." and gave me back my passport and let us go on our way.

Thanks for sharing

So basically a few verses saved you and your family that day

p scary sempai

This is about as realistic as the North Korean poster implying he was part of an operation to kill Kim Jung Un.

Top kek
Fuck off you dumb LARPer. Or prove you actually live there.

he probably is lying but hey role-playing is what you fags do here in this garbage anime board

Rape story pls

i proved it yesterday in the AMA.

you think that's bad? i put half a mars bar in the glove box of my dads car once and he chased me round the garden with a bit of wood

>"See that? all the way as far as your eye can see? the Islamic State will own all of that soon, if god wills it."

>not religious
>returning to Syria
Do you have a death wish, user?

I had similar encounter with Antifa while I was trying to get through Berkeley. Same clothes and everything.

i can't help not being an flying-horse believing idiot.

Prove it again...

Show me a picture of outside, show me a picture of your citizenship ID.

you are going to get beheaded

Its 4:18 AM and it will be too dark, if this thread is still up in another hour i'll do it, I'll obviously not show my ID on Sup Forums though, so i'll figure out something else. how about a Syrian newspaper?

Cool blog post. Shoulda killed yourself.

>The main roads were controlled by the SAA so we couldn't take those
why ?

There were a lot of shabiha who'd steal luggage

Are you fucking serious? You'd rather risk getting beheaded by terrorists than having some of your worthless shit stolen?

It's not the horse. You have to reject God first. If you accept God then anything is possible. But you blame the horse.

"And let them not be like those who were given the Scripture before, and a long period passed over them, so their hearts hardened; and many of them are defiantly disobedient."

Anyway, I will not shit up your thread.

Cool story bro.

we weren't certain isis would be there but we were certain saa was on the main road, plus why would they behead me? its not like im a whitey :^)

Salam are you close to East Ghouta

Hey Syriabro, in case I ever get pulled over by a gang of mussies, could you supply me with a strong verse to remember?

99% of people ISIS has murdered have been of Arab Muslim background.

You're awfully ignorant for someone claiming to be from Syria.

>risking your head for some bags

you stupid sandnigger

its an hour or so away, we used to go there on fridays and make barbecue because there were a bunch of pretty parks.

its not about what you say, its about how well you say it, and im certain you can't do most of the sounds that Arabic has

How did your country get so out of control? That many people really dislike Assad?

It wasn't that bad back then. and again, we weren't certain ISIS was gonna be there. are you gonna convince me to go back in time and take a different route?

What's the white circle say?

all I
Jews
2050

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fuck your baggage you stupid nigger, should've been killed for being this ignorant but they aren't any smarter either

fake & gay if this was true you would be dead in the desert

so all a spy would have to do to get past ISIS checkpoints is know a few lines of Quran.

Well, chances are he's just suni. The moderate kind, standing by idly, uncaring, while his less moderate brothers slaughter disbelievers like cattle.

Such a peaceful religion.

because of stupid Syrians trying to overthrow a president that would do anything to stay in control, they should've learned from the Hama massacre that hafez did, but more on that later. and the sides fighting in Syria too, hell i don't know most of the sides and i hear them fight every night lol

kys you beta faggot hope you get raped by those muzzies you fear

How does a Syrian know who/how Stephen King writes?

>That many people really dislike Assad?
No, just ones funded by your government.

Nah bro, all we'd like to convince you of is to stay there and keep that disgusting culture and religion of yours as far away from us as humanly possible.

Okthxnbye!

tl;dr

Apparently correct pronunciation is important, according to their definition of correct, which may not even be accurate.

I have a lot of Stephen king books, bought them from a british library we have. Look up "ExLibris Damascus" on Facebook

>clearly stated im an atheist
>still insists i'm muslim

>It wasn't that bad back then

This doesn't excuse a statement like "they wouldn't behead because I'm not a whitey" when the overwhelmingly vast majority of the victims of ISIS have been Arab Muslims. They slaughter them for the most minor offenses.

I don't know, when you say things like that, it just makes me think you're completely full of shit and a liar.

This was the worst porno I've ever read

Its completely up for you to believe what you want to believe.

>>clearly stated im an atheist

Yeah very fucking clearly ahmed.

>now i'm not religious

>where my sister and mother were sitting, he wanted to see whether or not they had their Hijabs on, which they did.

Just stay away plz, being indoctrinated with that filth at a young age is enough reason for me to say no to you. Plenty of one time "non religious muslims" that after having come into contact with islamic torture porn decided to leave the west to fight for IS.

Is there any way to go to Syria as a tourist as of now? I hear it's an easy drive to Damascus from Beirut.

what provoked the first protests in early 2011?
Are Syrians aware that the civil war was prepared and organized beforehand?

Fair enough

>They slaughter them for the most minor offenses.

insa allah disbeliever, not being the american devil helps a lot. You wouldn't be allowed to set one step there without being captured, he's the kind of person they'd want to rule over. Deal with it.

>Wanting to go anywhere near death

Stay out of middle east, africa if you value your life.

Why take chances?

I live in Detroit, death doesn't scare me

dude, im an atheist, i don't believe in bullshit religion and men going to the 7th sky and shit.

yeah you can even come by plane normally.

it was some kids protesting in dar'aa after seeing it happen in egypt and thinking it was KEWL
and no, they're not.

You say you're an atheist, you acknowledge that you knew ISIS might possibly be in the area you were travelling to, you know that if you answer one question wrong or do anything to make them think you're not a Sunni, you're fucking dead, and yet you risked it all because you're certain they wouldn't kill you because you're not a foreigner when they almost exclusively kill people exactly like you.

Sounds legit.

did you take selfies with them ? fuck off LARPer

>Stay out of middle east, africa

On the contrary, all those savior type liberals please go and visit these great, untarnished peaceful peoples in their natural environments! It'll be a great learning experience!! Be sure to advertise your american/european citizenship wherever you go! Everybody is the same, all people are equal! NO BORDERS NO NATIONS!!

Oh okay never mind, please go on.

>this burger believes that he won't stick out as a sore thumb there and get taken hostage to end up in an Isis beheading video

I was sunni muslim before becoming an atheist. Are you trying to be a dumbfuck or are you actually one? I could take a picture with assad himself and you'll still say im a liar because you DON'T want to believe me. Go fuck yourself now.

>before becoming an atheist.

Does your family even know you're an atheist?

Exactly how devout were you?

These Syrian men were moderate Sunnis and this is what happened to them when they encountered ISIS.

youtube.com/watch?v=R3Oav3onQCk

it is the parasite mimic species that must be slaughtered like the cattle they claim us to be. mother fucking parasite scum, we will come to your lands, kill your men on your streets, rape uour women in your beds and burn your children in your own homes. and when we are done we will claim all that you claim to be yours as ours. you dutch are just shittier version of anglo saxons. after all that is where the anglos came from.

Of course not, punishment for apostasy is death.

seriously? The story of the kids who wrote anti-Assad slogan, got arrested and got their nails taken off?
Do you think it really happened? Do you have proof of this (identity of kids, official declarations about this event...)?
Don't you think it's just the "babies in the incubators" all over again like in Koweit 1991? I mean it's easy to say things like that, to fabricate a false story.

How do I get a tourist visa if the US doesn't have diplomatic relations with Syria? I'd love to see Aleppo's Old City or Latakia.

Calm down there Ahmed, you're not making a whole lot of sense.

Better than going to Albania and getting kidnapped by your state-sanctioned mafia.

Topkek and you wonder why I want nothing to do with your shit religion and culture.

Those guys were alawites

If you visit, leave initials here in this thread so when we hear that american tourist was kidnapped and killed in the following months we can have a moment of jerking off in a circle jerk that pol was right again.

And please blink the url to Sup Forums in morse code when they film your beheading.

There's no proof that they were Alawites and most secular Syrian Sunni Muslims would have gotten those answers wrong and they accused of being polytheists, not Shias or Alawites.

I was gonna say that but i can't really back it up with any sort of proof. a lot of things happen unreported, so i wouldn't expect you to believe me. even i don't believe it fully, but knowing my government, it definitely sounds like something they'd do. Not that the government issued that order! but its common in the SAA to use their power for fun.

i don't think you need a visa for Syria. if you come i'd love to show you around and get you laid with hot Syrian girls.

the malady of your race is born of your very blood line. it is not a behavior born of your conscious mind, will and planning. your very bones move you in this way. the problem is not what you do, the problem is what you are. what you do is merely a consequence of what you are. only annihilation of your race is the answer to all this.

>How do I get a tourist visa if the US doesn't have diplomatic relations with Syria?

>i don't think you need a visa for Syria. if you come i'd love to show you around and get you laid with hot Syrian girls.


Do it, please fucking do it!!!!

Yeah, stop acting so autistic. Take your meds and be a good boy now.

if he's serious he should let me know and i'll contact him. If you didn't know there was a war happening a few kilometers away, you can live in Damascus just like you'd live anywhere else. (except the fuckton of checkpoints)

For real? How is the nightlife there etc?? Always wanted to visit Detroit!

fug dude syria didn't ask for this \
we need to unfuck the middle east

I'd give anything to have my old Syria back. i miss the good shawerma man.

>burgerfat goes to syria to meet achmed and achmeds sexy friends
>nothing goes wrong and burgerfat and achmed are friends for life and burgerfat loses his virginity to sexy muslim lady, before returning home with his head attached to his body

many such cases

you seem like a nice guy dude.
Personally, I would definitely come to Syria to see how things are here. I do not think you're really serious when u talk like this, but i can assure you that I al. I will soon do my best to travell to Syria (if it's safe, ofc), meet people and see how the country is.
However I think it's going to be very hard...

How hot are syrian girls?

Do you sleep with a gas mask on, in case of being gassed again?

I would love to. you'll see a lot of french buildings and french styled streets from when you motherfuckers invaded us, gotta say though, learning French is one of my life goals. i scored 300/300 on my last test wohoo!!

I would smash, i love living dangerous!

I will conquer Islamic state.

wtf would you goto syria, that's like a whitey going into the nigg hood. you askin to die

look up my dream girl, Rama hammami on Facebook, her picture is of her wearing a jeans jacket. don't bother looking for me there because i never added her

user, how does general Syria view hassad?

sure monkey. when we come to wipe you out your meds will not help you. it is only western civilization that could even produce something like psychiatry. it shows a complete lack of self awareness and a degenarate lying mind. the mind of the parasite mimic that denies the existence of truth itself.

Nah I'm an American I would need a visa first.

>Rama hammami

>Only one picture of her and not from a flattering angle

You're gonna have to try again.

Is it allowed for Americans to go fight Isis?

Its hard to tell because everyone has to say they like him or else...

why you take the decision to became an atheist and not a christian or budist?