>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
WHEN YOU ABOSOLUTELY NEED THAT DRAGON LUBE SAME DAY
Liam Richardson
most brilliant GIF
Blake Robinson
thank u amazon i needed that
Lincoln Lewis
MFW large loud party in the back yard on a sunday night means the male black simply does not have work tomorrow..
Ryan Gonzalez
Wild for a Sunday. Weather is Mild. Cubs going to extra innings here against the Yankees. We are going to have action on the North and South side.
Adrian Cruz
Let's kick this thread off with a couple new pics and a wider retake.
Jace Collins
WTF is wrong with his face?
Ryan Ortiz
Thanks, m8. Count von Bodycount has become my favorite season 2 /cpd/ meme.
Chase Collins
the "flat" building, that's the federal lock up, right? I remember ppl talking about it awhile back.
Hunter Morris
BABY STROLLER STREET FIGHT
Wyatt Sanders
>Count von Bodycount I laff every time.
Charles Hernandez
Thinking about heading out. Pic semi related.
Zachary Kelly
claimed
Jonathan Harris
>he's fighting with a baby stroller
Zachary Martin
Yep. It houses Federal pre-trial inmates as well as convicts serving short sentences.
Grayson Martinez
i love that prison. aesthetic as fuck
>nigga just shot up the caller's vehicle
Jaxson Parker
step 1: replace birdshot with some paint in a small baggy
step 2: repack the shell and load into mossberg
step 3: be fat AF male ginger and take a selfie with the mossberg
Ayden Bailey
Talking about based on the vertical pic. Behold, the MCC. Metropolitan Corrections Center. A prison that include temp holding for court cases. Two confirmed escapees quite recently too.
Austin Diaz
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Nathan Ortiz
She looks like she can give a halfway decent beej while still managing to call you a dozen horrible names at the same time.
Colton Thomas
You can have her. My jailfu is the X head from yesterday with the highlights. She was sexy AF.
Jackson King
A straighter shot down State St. from Van Buren.
Adrian Phillips
Kek, plz. we can't keep taking all the gets, Sup Forums will shit all over our comfy.
Lincoln Sanchez
s-sorry pls no bully
my jailfu in pic related
Andrew Wilson
didn't she have one of those "I date black guys" haircuts?
Jaxon Robinson
REEEEEEE LEAVE MY JAILFU ALONE
Sebastian Powell
>black smoke coming from the garage
Evan Ramirez
This why you don't race mix.
Isaiah Williams
>Trump wants to deport this
Levi Cooper
Screw 'em. Sup Forumsastard by nature.
Matthew Perez
>didn't she have one of those "I date black guys" haircuts? yes. I'm laffin. 4 real tho, enjoy your conjugal, mah niqqa
Ayden Howard
Robert thread
Brayden Gutierrez
>looking for pictures of the count >find this what the hell
Ethan Peterson
Please sir, it's current year, it's now called "the I'm not black but my kids will be."
Benjamin Miller
>How many weed nuggets can you count?
Justin Myers
Well done, sir.
OH FUCK THAT'S GREAT.
Damn right. You are ordained. Your mission is holy.
The elusive and cunning male black and his mortal enemy Robert duel it out in the dark streets of Chicago. What will happen next? Tune in and find out!
Samuel Reyes
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Lucas Young
>logan hardware are you one of them gentrification hipsters?
Zachary Ward
Some ugly motherfuckers arrested in Chiraq.
Thomas Perez
seeing pics like this I would almost want to move there
Josiah Torres
>On May 7, 2017, trial was held in the Superior Court of California for the County of Los Angeles. In a moment, the verdict.
>Male Black was found guilty and sentenced to life in prison.
Isaiah Fisher
I try. I need to do more skyline shots though. Maybe I'll snag a drink at the Hancock and snap a few pics some time.
Bentley Phillips
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Easton Lee
what ya do for a living?
Evan Sullivan
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Jace Mitchell
H-Huma....?
Eli Young
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Dylan Harris
There is a resemblance. I always thought if Huma wore some makeup and hired someone to fucking dress her properly she could be hot.
Benjamin Butler
That's a tranny for sure.
Nolan Barnes
Rogers park sirens on Sheridan
Cooper Taylor
Effectively, I work for a company that has a couple servers farms. Brings me downtown almost daily. I make them think I do more work than I do, so I can only pop on here a little once I start.
newfag question: when I leave the broadcastify tab and come back, why is the soundcloud player gone? I'd like to figure out what song I'm listening too.
Matthew James
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Robert Foster
I have lost count of how often I have heard a Robert or dispatch refer to some caller as a "frequent flyer"
William Ramirez
DON'T SNIFF PETROL FROM A CAN
I was in an abbo thread one night last year and a Strayan posted the funniest goddamn thing I've ever read. He told a story about a friend who was a truck driver in northern Australian out in the middle of nowhere that hit an abbo with his big rig. The cop in the next town over said something to the effect of, "Not much you can do about this lot, user. I can write a report for you if want." as he picked out pieces of the abbo's body from the dude's rig.
Andrew Sanders
That's a horrifying baby.
Blake Gutierrez
>Not much you can do about this lot"
fucking lost. Tell me you took a screencap
Gavin Jones
That was kek worthy
Angel Thompson
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Christian Brown
Robert threads best threads
Kayden Turner
Unfortunately, no. I kick myself every time I think about it for not capping it. I most have laughed for 10 minutes at the story.
Cooper Martin
Do so. I'll make them bleed for you.
Christopher Robinson
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Carson Moore
Good evening good morning
Christian Lopez
It can be finicky. Good luck finding that jam.
Julian Roberts
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Kevin Clark
So any funny stories you guys heard through the dispatch ? Little fun fact: there's an appartment complex known near the place I live, it's also called Chicago because it's a shithole.
Alexander Wright
> tfw you go in for a sex change and come out a damn samsquanch
