/ptg/ President Trump General - Auntie KAC edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #15 5/5/17
youtu.be/BrCl3pb7F5I
>Pres Trump on 75th anniversary of Battle of the Coral Sea 5/4/17
youtu.be/gMqYCnUjuFg
>Trump meets with shitposting PM Turnbull 5/4/17
youtu.be/icNweI92bKg
>VP Pence Hosts Cinco De Mayo 5/4/17
youtu.be/_yAnV8cPi-A
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/House Leaders on obummercare repeal 5/4/17
youtu.be/SS2Acsokec8
>muh legacy 5/4/17
youtu.be/D6YS-Qozn9s
>Pres Trump signs EO (Free Speech/Rel Liberty) 5/4/17
youtu.be/5n3L75jpUlg
>SoS T-Rex address to Dept of State 5/3/17
youtu.be/QcQ5CHhl2_A
>Pres Trump Lunch w/Pres Abbas 5/3/17
youtu.be/lS_phx5pD8s
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/Sffq2cmf
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_Alliance
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Center_for_American_Progress
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThinkProgress
youtube.com/watch?v=IWi43unLdVs
sarahpalin.com/bold-nba-great-makes-big-move-support-law-enforcement/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

MOVEMENT

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̧ͯ͐ͭ̑͂̽͗A̫̘̜͗̎̿̎̍ͦͪW̥͎̼̼͕̺O̐̀ͯ̑̄̂O̺͂ͧͤͧO̵ͯͯ͐ͮ̍̃Ơ̙̒ͅŐ̰͕̪͔̝̍ͭ̾́ͅǪ̭̩̞̗̜̗̗̎̇̉͗Ǫ̗̤̬̗̟͔̟̃ͧ͊͂̂̎Õ̘̌͑͝O̭̍̒ͮͬÔ̙̠̬ͯ̓̐̋͛͞!͌̑͐͒̎̓̌

>Hillary will be preside-
Umm, no sweetie. She lost the electoral college. Did the Russians delete Wisconsin from her calendar?

AHWOOO~

awoo for the one lonely shill in the thread.

I want to FUCK that Awoo woman...

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Stop

Commie infiltration complete. Posting my own thread got slid off the board faster than Hillary's chances of winning when Pennsylvania flipped, so I'll stick to /ptg/.

Live notes:
pastebin.com/Sffq2cmf logo is a thinly disguised Islamic star and crescent
>brag about operating in "disaster recovery" and "low resource" areas in ways that are eerily reminiscent of what the Clinton Foundation's promotional materials used to say before /cfg/ caught on
>CHILD WELFARE CONCERNS AT NODAPL
>GWOB/NODAPL has strong ties to hardcore leftist revolutionary organizations in the US and Latin America

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I want to SAVE my European people...

DRUMPF BTFO

Obama got an award for being wonderful. And then he called out Drumpf. He wants Congress to have the "courage" to stand up to him. Haha based Barry

NAKEY AWOOOOOO

Then you must go beyond

Shut it down Goyim.

New Trollface is now the official symbol of the alt-right!

THE LADY IN RED IS DANCING WITH ME

DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

DELET

>ywn get edged at every opportunity for a whole week by Auntie KAC
>ywn be verbally abused by Auntie KAC for having such a huge erection
>ywn feel her thin fingers wrap around your swollen member
>ywn feel her warm breath on the tip as she teases it
>ywn beg Auntie KAC to let you cum
>Auntie KAC will never look at you scornfully
>Auntie KAC will never point to her feet, saying you only deserve to cum there
>Auntie KAC will never let a grin slip past as your hot seed coats her toes
>Auntie KAC will never look at your limp cock expectantly
>Auntie KAC will never tell you to make it great again

>muh legacy

>P-please don't get rid of my legacy kthxbai

TRUMP MUH LEGACY PLS

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AWOO~

More Redheads?

ooops

MORNING
>Trump tweets: “Republican Senators will not let the American people down! ObamaCare premiums and deductibles are way up - it was a lie and it is dead!”
AFTERNOON
>Macron wins French election
>Trump tweets: “Congratulations to Emmanuel Macron on his big win today as the next President of France. I look very much forward to working with him!”
>Rexnord of Indiana made a deal during the Obama Administration to move to Mexico. Fired their employees. Tax product big that's sold in U.S.
EVENING
>Israel says Palestinian hunger strike leader ate in secret
>Obama calls for ‘courage to oppose Obamacare repeal’
>Texas governor signs bill banning sanctuary cities
>ISIS leader in Afghanistan was killed in April raid
>4th US citizen detained by NK

>Auntie KAC will never catch you in the hallway at the end of the building
>Auntie KAC will never compliment you on your work ethic
>Auntie KAC will never lean in and, in a hushed voice, compliment on how "firm" you've been lately
>Auntie KAC will never massage your cock through your suit pants while she says this
>Auntie KAC will never look both ways quickly before sliding her hand down your pants and jerking you off against the wall
>Auntie KAC will never stop just before you cum
>Auntie KAC will never tell you there'll be more after you finish your next memo on an upcoming EO

Mm good awoo

Why not classic troll face?

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you should be proud of this. top notch work there user. next stop the Louvre.

Why are there U.S citizens in NK?

The Salvadorean communist party mentioned in the second pastebin has ties to:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_Alliance
one of whose members is
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Center_for_American_Progress
which prints
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThinkProgress
whose author worked for Hillary's campaign.

Checked.

You know what best ally? I'm totally fine with this

CNN rage for those who don't like sleep. youtube.com/watch?v=IWi43unLdVs

For you.
>Auntie KAC will never pretend to play with her phone while you stare at her butt
>Auntie KAC will never smirk, walk over and straddle your lap like an Oval Office sofa cushion
>Auntie KAC will never act oblivious as she grinds her butt against your groin
>ywn feel her hips gyrating against your cock
>ywn smell her perfume from behind as her back is towards you
>ywn pant faster and faster as she gradually stimulates you
>ywn grip Auntie KAC's hips and lean into her back
>ywn feel her silky golden hair against your face as you caress her neck
>Auntie KAC will never get up just before you cum
>Auntie KAC will never glance back at you with a smug, bitchy grin and say "You know I'm faithfully married user. It isn't polite to ogle married women." and walk off

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Obama is a retard.

Does he not understand Obamacare is not sustainable?

>Premiums going up by double and triple digits all across the country
>Many counties have only one carrier (literally a monopoly)
>Many states are losing massive amounts of carriers yearly
>Doctors not taking Obamacare because it isn't good enough
>More people took the fine/exception than actually got Obamacare
>It's currently in a deathspiral where higher premiums mean less customers which means higher premiums which means less customers
>Le legacy man

This dude only cares because his name is attached to it. It's such a piece of shit.

Literally: Universal Healthcare would be superior to Obamacare. Obamacare is a mess that doesn't work. It's a bastardized combination of free market and socialist healthcare. You gotta choose one or the other.

What a waste, faggot.

Real talk pol: Trump and KAC are banging right? She looks waaay to comfy in the oval office.

Recycle this later

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>Wrecking the insurance market on purpose in hopes of forcing single payer, how courageous!

Why is Kasich still getting airtime? He won ONE state. His home state, of which he is the governor. And Trump nearly beat him in his own state. SAD!

so i guess france is forever lost huh?

>you must go beyond

unpack that statement

Silence. My Auntie KAC is pure.

My guess is that people think it's 'cool' to go there because of the conflict between US and NK. Since they are allowed to go, it somehow makes it cool. AKA people are idiots.

I love cumming to mommy KAC

because he's a (((republican)))

MACRON CAN STILL BE KEKED
GET IN HERE AND SEE HOW
THE FROG BOILS

Yes

Probably. Better go see it soon, if you haven't already, before it sinks into the Atlantic

1 was a dumb ass kid he did something stupid while visiting because he thought "lets go fuck with a totalitarian shit hole for the LULs." The other 3 are like Korean-Americans as part of some sort of outreach/missionary thing for education or some shit.

>ywn drive a tipsy Auntie KAC home after a gala
>ywn walk her into her house and upstairs
>ywn have to help her off with her shoes
>ywn feel Auntie KAC's smooth calves
>ywn realize how delicate she is despite her outward strength
>Auntie KAC will never lean over and kiss you on the cheek as you sit on the edge of her bed
>Auntie KAC will never ask you to help her with the zipper on her dress
>Auntie KAC will never stumble and fall into your arms
>ywn feel Auntie KAC's breasts press against your chest as you catch her
>ywn catch each other's eyes
>Auntie KAC will never change into something more comfortable
>Auntie KAC will never ask you to stay and watch the second airing of tonight's Tucker Carlson with her before bed
>Auntie KAC will never lean against you on the couch
>Auntie KAC will never recognize the bulge in your pants
>Auntie KAC will never make you strip in front of her
>ywn feel Auntie KAC's slender hand wrap around your cock as she hugs you from behind
>ywn begin to breathe hard as she pulls harder and faster
>ywn make cummies in Auntie KAC's hand
>Auntie KAC will never lead you to her bedroom by the dick

>ywn walk in and see this

Fuck do it yourself. Has nobody learned from Trump?

PLUS ULTRA

Wearing fucking heels on the White House couch...

Reeeeeeee!!!

kek
also >letting a nigger handle your food
I'm so sorry for you americans that you have to deal with that

HHHHNNNGGGG

Oh yeah, just in!

Shaq is running for Sheriff.

sarahpalin.com/bold-nba-great-makes-big-move-support-law-enforcement/

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Very, very disrespectful

Unfortunately the retarded Sup Forums stereotype isn't totally undeserved.

Why do you think? He hates Trump and has an R next to his name. He is irrelevant side from that fact.

Because he has an R next to his name, they think his criticisms will make Trump fans sad, when they don't realize that Trump fans don't like Kasich or any other cuckservative. They're loyal to Trump, not the shitty Republican party.

Strangely, that's the only thing he's ever said that made any sense. I'm somewhat surprised to discover he's sentient.

I normally don't come here, but I wanted to hear opinions about this.

So I just got done watching my first episode of that new tv show called the Presidents Show. Its on Comedy Central, so I was expecting comedy. At first as I was watching it, it was pretty funny and goofy, what I expected and wanted, but only to a extent. It showed Trump as a stupid idiot, which is what I wanted as well, because I see him that way. But then, the fun ended, around the time where they compared prisons to slavery. I didn't laugh, and was not amused, because its something that existed before Trump was in office. Then, the guest came on, and I realized it then and there, it was a show not making fun of the president because it was dumb, and got elected because of how aggressive the left was, but instead a left pushing agenda fest. I kept watching, cause I was curious how bad it could get. Well, it got pretty bad, the guest tore into Trump, not really in a funny way, but in a spiteful way. There was a sex joke part, and instead of being creative, it was just a pee joke. Unfunny. Then the guy acted like all of the pushback is "totally" changing things, and that he is "totally" going to be impeached. I couldn't fucking believe how cringe it was.

I am one who believes, if you cannot laugh at your own supported person's faults, then you don't deserve to have a political opinion either way.

So Sup Forums, tell me, if you tried watching this "show", was it good, or bad? Why has comedy central switched from comedy shows, to left agenda pushing shows that pretend to be comedy?

I don't know how I feel about this...

the best Sheriff since David Clarke in the making

You Yuros had no idea what it's like to deal with these types of people until the rapefugees came. Estonia, take this from someone in the South. If left with the choice of picking your own cotton or forcing blacks to do it pick your own cotton. Don't be a lazy nigger and make the niggers do it. Be a hard working white person and pick it yourself.

Somehow this is #6 on trending...

Its almost like youtube is rigged to try and bluepill people

>ywn ride in with Auntie KAC to the airport on her way out to Mar-a-Lago
>ywn have her coffee, steaming hot, waiting in the cup holder
>ywn see her beam with pride to see you, her top assistant, followed her instructions to the letter
>ywn spend the whole car ride next to each other on separate phone calls coordinating the President's events for next week
>ywn feel a little sad as she gets out, not having gotten any more "personal time"
>ywn catch her eye as she looks over her shoulder
>ywn see her point at the pocket in her purse where she keeps her "off-the-record" phone
>ywn get a text from her saying to check your desk drawer
>ywn find a neatly folded pair of panties when you get back

>Watching Comedy Central
why?

That shit show hasn't been good for 10 years

anything ever happen with that Jew Kushner selling U.S. citizenship to the Red Chinese?

Obamacare was meant to be a stepping stone to single-payer healthcare.
>oh look, premiums are going out of control!
>better consolidate all healthcare to be state-owned!
Hillary was supposed to be the one to make that step, but then Trump happened.

He has been an officer for years. Doesn't surprise me. I'll add it in.

I don't speak broken English.

I've only seen a few but they almost always smell really bad too

I think Shaq would make a good Sheriff. He has a real case of "THINK OF THE KIDS" which is actually good when it comes to police.

still laughing

It's everywhere. Facebook, snapchat, etc, fucking EVERYTHING...

Jon Stewart's Daily Show, South Park, Futurama, Tosh.O, and Archer are all great shows, but its just sad that so many good shows are just getting replaced with unfunny left agenda bullshit.

Yeah it basically always had leftist shit, but it really started dying hard once Obama got in. I think he really directed the DNC to start spreading tentacles online like no other dem leader had done before

Everyone with a Twitter comment on how fat Debra Messing is now. She's on the verge of breaking, comments about her weight gain will break her.

>go to /bant/
>how bad can it be
>jesuschrist.jpg
>not even new/b/
>Reddit with Anonymous-TM Slapped onto it

Oh yeah there's only 31 of them in your country. Once they've been living in your state for a century or two you get used to the smell.

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I've been wondering about this. Were they always leftist propoganda and I didn't notice because I was young and naive or did it come in recently? Can't be arsed to go back and watch because my free time is for pol

Other Dem leaders just used legacy (((media))) for that. Obama was the first (and last, God willing) Democratic President in the broadband era.

>containment board

This pleases me.

It's a good board, Sup Forums seems to have improved since it was put in place.

It' serving it's purpose perfectly

200 :(

Isn't /bant/ just a super shitty Sup Forums with flags?