>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
I fucking love you, based Robert OP. Laughing my ass off at Tyrone the Werenigger.
James James
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Alexander Walker
mfw that pic
Christopher Turner
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Matthew Foster
Cheers, m8. Had a laff trying to get it done inside of 30 odd posts. kek.
Brayden Sanders
Just tuned in, give me the rundown on werenigger
Austin Sanchez
I heard space cadet pinball and we have reports of wereniggers. It's gonna be a good night.
Xavier Ross
>EIGHTEENTH INNING STREWTH
Anthony Reed
Some crazy lady called 911 and reported being attacked by a fucking wolf. One of the cheeky Roberts responded, "A wolf? Was it of the were variety?" and werenigger was born.
Samuel Powell
Yanks on second
Luis Perry
Yankees have a runner on 3rd, 1 out.
Nolan Gomez
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Gabriel Sanders
yanks bunted! we may yet see the end of this game!
Nolan Powell
>Hispanic Housing Habitat
Hudson Smith
Hispanic Housing Habitat?
David Lewis
If I were the Yankees I'd try a squeeze play.
Josiah Ward
Yankees take the lead!
Adam Cooper
Check yo keys
Angel Murphy
thank god.
Christopher Jenkins
Now all we need right now is the cubbies to choke for some lite rioting
Adrian Torres
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Ryder Green
>Shamone kek
Luis Thomas
>they're playing football in the apartment
Samuel Williams
They're playing football in the apartment
James Howard
>Shamoon
Aiden Cruz
Ayyyyy
Jeremiah Martin
Pedro's choking
Jason Taylor
Robert is my only friend.....
Hudson Harris
>FIVE >FIVE SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Jason Diaz
bottom of 18th Cubs about to lose
Isaac Baker
bottom of the 18...can the cubs tie it up and return us to Mr. Bones' Wild Stadium??
Ian Martin
>body removal
Is that five or six so far?
John Sanchez
lots. probably 5.
Christian Anderson
Unless I missed anything while shitting, we're at 5
Samuel Gonzalez
one more out
Nicholas Evans
six shots heard
Elijah Jackson
black Chevy hit callers back door, no one in vehicle
Ian Gutierrez
Yankees win! chimpout imminent!
Kayden Allen
THE GAME IS OVER, THE CUBS LOST
STAND BY FOR COONERY
Xavier Anderson
>drunk hunsband fell down in the alley >domestic >fire not responding >I don't understand this ticket
Carter Russell
Keked out loud. Glorious...bumping
Daniel Kelly
How is Robert supposed to arrest chimp ghosts???
Hudson Watson
> just got out of game can't get in parking garage halp
Noah Sullivan
>male passed out halfway in a window Jesus, Chiraq.
Justin Walker
>When dat tuss hits u hard and u tryna steal sheeit
Jonathan Mitchell
I was gonna Rob dis place.. but then I got high
Jacob Bailey
male hitting a female 953 w 18th
Easton Nguyen
Does sound like either heroin or lean.
Camden Baker
> slow it down what do they mean by this
David Powell
>>Battery hour in progress.
Nicholas Lewis
It is literal. slow down on the way to a call.
Adam Fisher
They were rapidly responding with lights and sirens because of a perceived danger, and the threat level is lowered for some reason so they don't need to blast through red lights to get wherever it is.
Ryder Richardson
chequed
> male trying to enter an empty squad car with a pocket knife???
Tyler Rodriguez
ty Roberts
William Lopez
I'm off to bed, lads. Have a comfy night.
Ethan Carter
>arabic speaker needed
Levi King
It means they don't need any more units on a particular scene. When something happens all the cars that are in the area and that are just partolling go the scene, but if the situation gets better and they don't need anymore units then they tell them to "slow it down". At least that's how it seems to work.
Cooper Perez
10-4 stay comfy Robert
Carson Taylor
>arabic speaking officer
Justin Reed
ya I've heard different interpretations... still not sure which Chicongo uses in particular
Matthew Ward
These long bouts of silence are deafening.
Kayden Turner
>two vehicles blocking the road >caller thinks they're blocking to try to rob him
Blake Watson
>vehicles blocking the road >truck driver thinks they're trying to rob him
Alexander Ross
I'm so glad I live in the country in a 99% white county.
Evan Sanchez
on curb not breathing or moving
Gavin Cooper
>male down on the curb >not moving or breathing
And here comes #6.
Matthew Harris
F
Jayden Rivera
I went to get some food like 45 mins ago. Did I miss anything since the cubs game ended?
Jacob Evans
>crazy ex girlfriend keyed dude's Trailblazer Fucking bitch.
Grayson Moore
Another body.
Kayden Thompson
> watch Cubs lose > leave Cubs game > beat women
Aiden Williams
5 shots between Walton and Iowa
Matthew Allen
I think that's the second shooting in Ukrainian Village tonight.
Asher Cruz
>FIVE >FIVE SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
>SEVEN >SEVEN MORE SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Levi Cruz
neighbor came to door with blood all over him
Jackson Foster
>declined EMS
Gabriel Edwards
>hispanic male wearing a bulletproof vest
Sebastian Morgan
couple fighting in bar, male with bpv, bartender tried to kick out and now they are trying to fight him
Asher Cox
>has a knife and says he's going to cut her head off
Gavin Wright
what's bpv?
David Sullivan
NIGFAGS???!!!!
Xavier Roberts
bulletproof vest
Blake Lee
Robert out for the night. Godspeed Roberts
Anthony Brown
>out on a call >subject has a bulletproof vest on >earlier call of a dude causing trouble with a bulletproof vest Oh, shit, Robert found him.
Asher Kelly
I love it when dispatchers and Roberts chat. Makes me smile.
Juan Kelly
Nighty night, Robert.
Jaxson Roberts
>caller heard someone screaming, "I'M GOING TO CUT HIS HEAD OFF"
