Smuggies thread

let's get a smuggies thread going

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Sup Forums btfo

does anyone have the one where the author remains calm and says he's reasonable while the person he's arguing against becomes increasingly angry and his head grows in the process?

>mixing the_donald reddit fags with actual Sup Forums

>implying there is a difference

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Fresh

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>implying there isn't

Something else

>actual Sup Forums
This doesn't exist. It's sheer fantasy that was formulated in the minds of stormfags who think they own Sup Forums

wtf i love no true scotsmen fallacy now!

The reality is much worse

>Degeneracy killed western civilization, monogamy and strong family unit is required for healthy children. No hymen no diamond.
>So I was fucking my third sidechick who is a nigger but it's okay to fuck niggers just don't marry them, anyway why isn't polygamy legal yet I need my harem haha

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Would any of you actually use these in a real argument outside of Sup Forums?

absolutely

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No, I'm scared of being called racist

one more, not strictly a smuggie

Well memed. these are excellent.

Would totally use if I was on normie sites

>Would totally use if I was on normie sites
Hate to break it to you satan but you are

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this one isn't really coherent

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I think it's from a mudslime's perspective since all white people are the same to them. They must be so confused when they hear a liberal and conservative argue, them both being white and all. I mean, look at the flag. What else could it be?

Here's one of my originals...

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literally me

i started one earlier i'll dump what I got.

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Imagine there are two individuals
They're both blonde, straight and male
Can you safely assume they're identical?
Of course you can't
Imagine there are two political systems
They're both collectivist and authoritarian
Can you assume they're identical?
you fucking chicken nugger

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hang on i gots one

>smuggies
is this a smuggie?

lol this one should be 'hi, fellow racist sexist islamophobe here'

It's a FACT that the writing on Ulysses is superior to the writing on A song of ice and fire, but it is not a fact that it's more entertaining. Some might find it more enjoyable than ASOIF and some might think it's shit.
Trying to portray this as stupidity is retarded
If you're not studying, reading is supposed to be fun.
And if you're not having fun, then the book isn't good for you
It really isn't subjective, a book can be shit and still be objectively superior to a good book.

this shit is fucked up

I was at a family party, and my 5 year old girl cousin got ahold of an ipad and someone put on youtube videos of my little pony for her?

I walk by and she's crying and youtube had gone through the 'suggested for you' next videos and eventually ended up at some sick horse torture my little pony video. she was like 'why is this happening to the ponies!!??'

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This was made by a nignog but cracked me up

So many strawmen.

Some of these are terrible strawmen

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make them better then

Yes mate you like ya books, it helps build the little world you might live in.
>Imagination land is real Brazilbro.

LOL, why is the vaporfi perfect for this?

The true redpill is that fascism and national socialism are far left ideologies

This makes no sense. You would have a hard time finding someone in America that says "I hate these jew funded studies targeted at white people" and "Normal people shouldnt own guns"

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Should hang yourself

Sides in orbit

So why Sup Forums against centrism again?

but no white person is voting in their self interest when they vote for trump unless they're rich

>doom pic
I keked

Wow, what's it like to a subhuman newfag? Kys

really roasted my almonds

Because it's a fucking cop-out

Fucking right. It pisses me off how Charley Murray was treated. My late teens and early 20s I actually bought into all the rhetoric that the Bell Curve was just evil KKK anti-science that had been disproven multiple times and Charles Murray was an evil nazi. Such bullshit. I hate how they try to wear science like a band t shirt and then bury any research they dont like.

name one centrist opinion

(having one opinion from the left and one opinion from the right is not centrist)

It's almost as if Sup Forums isn't one person. Fucking dumbass.

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