You encounter a tribe of natives who still live primitively

..and they designate you as their new tribal leader to assist them in becoming a modern community. what kind of society do you turn them into Sup Forums? What do you teach them? (history, politics, etc)

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agriculture and husbandry and let them sort themselves out from there

I teach them how to make weapons, then we overrun neighboring villages.

I give them crack and then leave.

How far in the dump are they? There are basic tools that some very primitive tribes never developed that even a neet loser like me can make. Basic agriculture and crop rotation could also be the best catalyst to get them moving. If I speak their language making a written version of it would be a jump of literally thousands of years.

Like I even wanna rule over a bunch of dirty shitskins or help them modernize. I'd probably tell them to kill themselves

I turn their society into a massive harem and mate with their tribal women endlessly.

That would probably be impossible as their IQ is likely to be in the 70s.

Invite FSSP/icksp/ictgs priest and convert them. Then bring technology and clothes to modernize them into a town.

crack now becomes their official currency

Like caveman status, barely can do fire

I would buy their land from them. Then kick them off my land.

they have no currency, how can you buy anything off them?

>Astrological
>Nat Soc (tribe-soc)
>Community psychadelic events
>Free mandatory schooling

Tell them about the kikes.

If they are non-white I kill them all...Haven't we learned any lessons for fuck sake?

make little pygmy people by selective breeding then teach them to dig huge mines so we become dwarves, then i'd pick the strongest and he wields a hammer

Tell them that they want nothing to do with modern civilisation and they should forget they ever learned of it. It will destroy them.

kek

Fat bastard cant make me, i'll never go to chicago.

>make them modern

you mean give them supplies in exchange for a brown tribal harem

Leave them the fuck alone. Why would I want to give them a case of what we all have?

You do it like all of Europe did it. Give them something they want. Make them sign for the exchange.

This is the legit answer though. Race realism. They will never be anything except excruciatingly stupid subhumans.

Sounds like plot of Stargate, just like your petty Earth politics.

I sell them as slaves ofc.

youtu.be/GmqP2uGk35E?t=2276

I´ll teach them how to play football, and to wear flowers in their hair.

Tell them that an invisible faggot zapped up the universe with a magic wand. And that we know this because a sand-nigger jew told the story to a bunch of illiterates 2000 years ago.

...you have to remember that a person's educational and societal potential has an upper limit, a genetic constraint. The best teacher can only help a person meet their maximum potential, nothing more - by definition, is possible.

But if you are interested in this subject, there is a book you'd really love to read. It is about a British man sent to Australia as a prisoner. He escapes into the bush - and finds himself with the natives. It doesn't get any more primitive than them.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Buckley_(convict)

There is a link to the book on there. Amazon has a documentary on it too, but the book was about six million times better. It is highly Sup Forums relevant, and, in my view, gives tremendous insight into the savage violence of primitive cultures (which is not often discussed). Remember, that even among the purest Whites, we shared this anthropological past. Understanding aboriginals through the lens of an 18th century White man is as close as we will ever come to knowing our "cave man" forefathers.

have fun

I've always wanted to become a leader of a primitive tribe that struck oil. We would buy the most sophisticated fighter jets and roll them down cliffs on top of our rivals.

>what kind of society do you turn them into Sup Forums? What do you teach them?
most of them die from the illness I bring

tribes who have not been contacted remain so because they literally drop like flies after interacting with people from the outside world

Can't teach them anything. They lack a lot of the prerequisite knowledge and traditions, and their IQ is probably sub-retarded. If you gave me a tribe of early stone age Germans, sure, and chances are they would teach me a few things too. They don't exist because as Germans they advanced past this already.

Relevant video of David Attenborough making first contact with a tribe in New Guinea: science.docuwat.ch/videos/david-attenborough/david-attenborough-first-contact-with-a-tribe

I introduce them to communism because I'm a fucking sadist

Teach them abstinence, then impregnate all the women.

Then you'll become the united states of america, dummy

If that happened, you would get wiped out by criminals. Doesn't matter how world governments react when the tribe is already extinct.

, says the fat-fuck burger retard.

I'm not sure what bearing that would have on their capacity to learn.

You triggered Achmed

I teach them Islam.

Ancap. Then watch as our society develops Recreational McNukes™ within 20 years and becomes the world's wealthiest and most powerful city-state. We will become what Macau could only dream of. Casinos, drug factories, and child brothels as far as the eye can see.

In what conditions do i encounter them?
Do i have acess to outside connection and gear?

If no then i start by teaching them fishing, agriculture, boat building, carpentry.
Also catch a few birds to keep them like chickens.
Then make my self King-nigger and make a tradition to ''bless'' their women with pregnancy.
That should raise their IQ by 30 points within a generation.

Start giving out herion for free then once they are addicted to it trade them a bunch for their land.

Where is the Warcraft edit?

this. and we keep snow balling until we take over the world

lease mining rights on some shit plot of their land. get funding for a factory to produce metamaterial invisibility suits. sell those to alumni and some police.
implement trade with iran, nk, and bitcoin. maybe with philipines if they kick out banks.
setup war ally with nk and get cyber warfare training from them.
setup islam.
nuke the vatican.

I make them into my own personal right wing death squad

realizing that it is hopeless to civilize them, I give them disease infested blankets and take their land

this proofs you are a fat-fuck burger retard, as it is obvious that as a retard you would not be able to teach someone else anything of value. go eat some more burgers and drink some coca cola to preserve your cultural values of being a fat useless piece of shit.

let me tell you about the jews

>war ally with nk and get cyber warfare training
>cyber warfare training
>from NK

Ummm...

i would impregnate all their women and leave them with the gift of many half-white children, it would inevitably solve all of their problems.

Eugenics generation after generation, also development of systems like superior farming, travel, building, and sewage disposal/sewers.

Teach them written language, agriculture, good cooking recipes, basic technology. Introduce medicine and foreign fruits and vegetables. Do the best I can to make the women from my entourage look gorgeous. Have them feed me grapes everyday. My mudhut will be the grandest and tallest of the mudhuts, and there will be a large glorious kekistan flag right in the middle of the tribe settlement. We will all praise KEK ritually, with all dissidents to be thrown in an active volcano.

Kill all outsiders I have not authorized of course

I give them internet and teach them how to shitpost on Sup Forums

Verify their iq. If it is lower than 80, leave them alone or fuck all the women. If higher than 80, teach them technology and planification and how to keep making new technology. Not that i would have hope, but just to see if civic nationalism works.

Introduce them to eugenics making them believe it has something related to magic or witchcraft ( primitive people believe shit like this). See what happens.

I leave, because I'm a Nordic man and I don't belong in the jungle

>magic or witchcraft ( primitive people believe shit like this)

That's funny. Mexicans are generally known for being the most superstitious, gullible, paranoid people on the planet.

You have basic supplies, a few firearms and a smart phone with internet connection

See them throwing arrows at you? That means just leave them alone. They don't want to be a multicultural society. That's why you Whites are being invaded by immigrants right now especially your people in Europe. It's Karma. You invade societies that are just minding their own business, but you whine and complain when the same is done to you.

Karma is not done yet. It's only the beginning. 50 years from now your people will be close to extinction.

Thanks i will look into it

50 years from now your country will be underwater, and no one wants you in their country.

based, however you'd have to muh dik some of their women so that the tribe can better conceptualize some of the more abstract ideas Traditional Catholicism would introduce to them.

>Imblyign
Flip land is mountainous, only Manila would be sunk and that isn't such a terrible thing to become of it.

Just exterminate them and mine the shit out of their land. Far easier than teaching savages, just ask teachers in inner-cities.

Well said.

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I drop the final red pill.
Hitler did 9/11!

this, im surprised it doesnt have more (you)s

fucking ingenious you just need to load them onto a plane with the heroin and dump them off while theyre in their drug induced comas into sub Saharan Africa

or kill them

>not becoming one with the immigrants

Islam is the ultimate redpill lads. The laws that muslims follow are literally what everyone on Sup Forums wants. No degenerates, no feminism, family oriented values and so on.