/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - UNSTOPPABLE SWAGGER EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #15 5/5/17
youtu.be/BrCl3pb7F5I
>Pres Trump on 75th anniversary of Battle of the Coral Sea 5/4/17
youtu.be/gMqYCnUjuFg
>Trump meets with shitposting PM Turnbull 5/4/17
youtu.be/icNweI92bKg
>VP Pence Hosts Cinco De Mayo 5/4/17
youtu.be/_yAnV8cPi-A
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/House Leaders on obummercare repeal 5/4/17
youtu.be/SS2Acsokec8
>muh legacy 5/4/17
youtu.be/D6YS-Qozn9s
>Pres Trump signs EO (Free Speech/Rel Liberty) 5/4/17
youtu.be/5n3L75jpUlg
>SoS T-Rex address to Dept of State 5/3/17
youtu.be/QcQ5CHhl2_A
>Pres Trump Lunch w/Pres Abbas 5/3/17
youtu.be/lS_phx5pD8s
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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>women voted for Le Pen more than men
>biggest support for Le Pen from an age group by far was 18-24, 44%
>smallest by far was 65+ year olds, only 20% support

Really makes you think

ACHOO

POTATO

quick rundown on the bill?

What bill?

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trump makes my mental cock hard

trump is a globalist zionist shill

drumpfcare

Feels good man. Oil massage. Two ladies rubbing me down in shower.

Do it, faggot. They dont give a fuck, ladies do good work.

>snl is joeposting now

that picture looks like someone with schizophrenia made it

just your mental cock?

More like Drumpf general.

This.

so tired of that androgynous lesbian elf thing who looks like ellen degenerous incarnate

she is offensive

there's no hope for you. stay fucked, faggot.

D E L E T

AWOO~

Are you alone there though? I'd consider being a sex tourist, but I think if I went alone I'd be robbed and killed

I just want you to know that tiny awoo is probably my favorite.

We have no idea user-kun, it's being written from scratch in the Senate. It'll be brutal to legislate, there's quite a few R's from states that expanded Medicaid so they won't accept the cuts but then Rand, Cruz and Lee will want a more free market based plan along with the cuts.

>fake smoloko images
0/10

>"user..."

user, I'm hurt!
To think my horrific awoomination isn't beloved...

you're mad because you know I am right, kike-lover

Just go to any salon or massage place outside of the big downtown during the afternoon. Not busy so you can pick one of the 18 yo high school girls. later afternoon and weekends.

Copied the wrong text lad


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Can you get young ones?

You're not helping to make america great again

A-are you talking about Finland? How did you know they had those here?

I've been considering to go, but I don't know how to go about asking for sex and I have Kuumotus that someone will see me

Go to jail faggot. Gangsters or police would cut your dick off.

I think she's kind of cute. Does a decent KAC. Her Sessions is horrifying though.

Really houses my refugees.

hey murica eat my dick you fat neckbeard niggers.

your elections are fake, your politicians are a bunch of satanistic child-raping cannibals and all you idiots do is eat hot dogs all day long and scream MAKE MURICA GRAET 'GAIN.

the average american truly belongs in an institution for mentally disabled children.

This nigga

I am talking about Vietnam but I know finland has the massage and "beauty salon" brothels too. Same thing here but only 40 usd to fuck really pretty 18 yo.

I understand you're trying to use our perfectly reasonable hatred for jews against us, but here's the thing: We don't care.

WE'RE GETTING INVADED BY THE VIETCONGS

>the average american truly belongs in an institution for mentally disabled children.
There's nothing wrong with wanting company but you shouldnt hide your intentions so poorly

>satanistic child-raping cannibals

You think Switzerland is so innocent?

How young are we talking, so I can blast your fucking brains out.

>124626914 (((You)))

Fag.
Fuck going to a 3rd world shit heap if you can't fuck their kids.

So I guess Korea isn't happening now?

What do you want me to say? I dont want any trouble, they blackmail farang for messing with younger girls. You dont want that as farang. Cambodians kidnap them.

lol u mad cuz ur country is gay

Ok, but answer me again, are you alone? I don't know why you wouldn't want to answer?

>farang
Wut

Take a selfie of the Qt'est qt there. How much do you estimate the whole trip would cost?

GINSBURG DIES THIS MONTH

she does a pretty good mika

life would be so much easier if asian girls were attractive, but they are not

it's not real pussy if it isn't white

Pedophiles deserve castration. Touch a child and you deserve the rope.

Ive got friends around.

Stupid foreigners in SEA.

Depends, flight is the most expensive part. Girls are 40-60 usd each for with room. street people rob and steal so I dont bother with street meat.

Seconded

They are pretty light skinned. Not so bad. Very tight.

Uhhmm...pretty sure that you can get und*rage pucci without any trouble even in Hanoi. They just cost you a little bit more.

Blah blah
Virgin

>Ive got friends around.
Right, which is what I figured

No.
Sad! Believe me. I wanted to die in war and ascend to Valhalla.
>ywn fuck a qt, eat a whole leg of venison and go play CTF with drones, rangers and WW2 vets vs the SS, shwerer Gustav, and Japanese Kamikaze
It hurts. Christian heaven is for homos

Did a your qt Asian crush reject you, user?

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They dont come with me to brothels. I go alone.

Can you get around with English? Or do you need chink translator friends? Also, do you think they have STDs there? I mean, they have no niggers so maybe 0 chance of syphilis. Kek

Bye bye net neutrality you'll be missed

OY vey, Delet this

>ITT Charly and Finngolians discuss prostitution

We never actually had Net Neutrality.

I've only found one Asian girl attractive. She had a odd accent. Sounded Scottish but I think she was Korean.

Probably should've pursed her 2bh

this sex tourist faggot is so obnoxious. i think less of you than a nigger

"JUST KEK MY SHIT UP"

- France

You canb ut like I said, they blackmail some farang. Bad situation. They will call cops if you dont give ransom and then you are in viet jail, which would fucjinng suck. Also US investigates people when they get back home if they think you may have done that. Really bad, I would never.

This was a weird ptg. It's interesting but weird

>implying you wouldn't fuck a chink for the price of a dinner for two at a random bar.
Lad... It's like you're gay or something. I'm honestly thinking about this.

Sorry, ill stop.

Yes

user I shit you not even if you get caught screwing a k*d you can just bribe the police and they'll just ignore your case. Our law enforcers are fucking corrupted to the core

Nah m8, it's cool. Thread would be dead without discussion of anything. /ptg/ is very casual like that.

You can literally do that already without resorting to prostitution. Unless your an ugly fuck

Nah man, I'm enjoying the off kilter, it's like 4 in the morning here so I don't think anyone minds

>our
So you are a chink. Kek. I thought you were in vacation. Don't be a degenerate kid fucker.

Bingo

No doubt but if you are from America they can find out and you go to jail for a long long time. Sex offender registration for life.
Im pretty ugly, not so bad but whatever.

I am on vacation. pedo is other guy from viet.

>alien

Well /tg/, I'm finally taking my promise after Trump won to get /fit/ and healthier, after worry Kek had punished Le Pen for my insolence.

Wish me luck

I'm not a pedo, I just point out how easy it is to be a pedo here. Heck, some pedo would even say that r*ping and fucking k*ds is a sight of "true love" in defense.

>/tg/
/ptg/

Kek

What's going on here

What the fuck is he smoking now? Looks like shit.

I'm not that bad user. Just your average 5-6/10
Im lifting a bit, so hopefully that helps

Awoo posters are kind of sad
but i would still bang

also trump is weird but for a homosexual he is okay

>self defense love
Now I've seen everything

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Good. Losing weight is easier than i thought. I started a diet a month and a half ago (

stop pushing the "asian girls are attractive" meme

Nice
Shadilay.com

We /cbt/ now
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