Name things that were invented in Africa before anywhere else

>inb4 egyptian stuff
does not count

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Ebola?

spousal abuse?

rape?

>pic

Aids

why would they even come up with it? i mean ok i get it when the first guy had a fetish and said "listen here, guys, i have the best idea ever", but how did it catch on? how fucked up do you have to be to agree to this

slavery
the spear
beating women
making fire
magical thinking

Humanity

>LIFE WAS INVENTED IN AFRICA /POL BTFOOOOOOOOO

Harambe

Does the capsid fully surround the RNA or is it just patchy?

lip plates

Fire, stone tools

The adoption of advanced farming practices under the Compulsory Native Labor Act of 1942 in Rhodesia was light years ahead of the West.

fire wasn't invented retard

The guy in the left had the idea

sticks

cannibalism?

Why doesn't Egypt count? It was African civilization

mesopotamia/arabia isn't african at all

>African
>Civilization
Pick one

HIV

Egypt is literally in africa you morons
That does not mean that they are niggers though

genital mutilation

It was concentrated mainly around Nile which is geographically in Africa

first heart transplant. But it was a white South african doctor... so Doesn't really count.

actually a lot of things where done first or better in South Africa during Apartheid before you other cuck nations ended that dream.

Ethiopia. Kingdom of Aksum was one of the first kingdoms to convert to christianity (after Armenia, Georgia and ofc the RE)

yeah they're in "northern africa"

depends on how you use those terms. Mostly you'd add the northern when talking about the arab countries

this

neither are the western countries taking responsibility for ruining south africa, nor are they willing to see what they have done

>muh martin luther king

...

It's like Russia is in Asia

>making fire

doubtful, they wouldn't be covered in flies

Well besides Egypt does Carthage count?
>glass
>bireme galley
>improvements in molten iron purity
etc

Humanity

It's like saying electricity wasn't invented, the mean to use it was.

AIDS

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We pioneered militarily and invented viagra and condoms.
But Egyptians dont like to be associated with blacks, we dont get along with them and use them as slave labour.
Take Ethiopia for instance, bunch of selfish negroids who want all the water for themselves.

>glass
mesopotamia
>bireme
phoenicia
>improvements in molten iron purity
i cant say

humanity begun when the white man decided to abandon the jungle to the niggers

Hey, how's the climate over there with the world at the edge of war and Muslism chimping out?

The egyptian stuff was built over 12,000 years ago. 12,000 years ago a grand civilization on earth was destroyed. Rebuilding started back up from a few survivors and we've made it back this far.

>does not count
Why?

Slavery

superior architecture

As if they ever needed to invent something.

Cell phones

Female circuncisiom
Artificial insemination (by a white doctor in South Africa)
Heart transplant (idem).

That's amazing KANGZ level right there.

ITT:people who have never read a history book nor understand basic phenotypes

Egypt were berber/arabs with a little greek thrown in later, carthage was berber, ethiopia aswell as most of east africa dont count as it had major arab influence and genetics hence why there all muslims.

When people talk about africa they mean south of the sahara.

The only reasonably succesfull africa civilization was Kongo or that one i

It reminds me of an old joke:
German archaeologists found some old copper wire, and concluded that their ancestors were using a telegraph 600 years ago.
Russian archaeologists found nothing at all, and concluded that their ancestors 1000 years ago already had the means of wireless communication.

Ethiopian looks like Sumerian?

The other african civs that were above the average African tribe were: Zulus, Mali, Songhai and Zimbabwe. Not that it matters because they didn't accomplish anything of note aside from being large and butchering each other.

Man I bet it was pretty sweet to be a native American before European colonialism. Hunting, fucking squaws, scalping members of rival tribes, dancing like a madman around a fire to the beat of the drum, getting high as fuck on herbs and cacti and shit.

to make intercourse painful for women so that they wouldn't be promiscuous

Bling-bling

GANGZ

See? This is why Europeans had to come and civilize them. By killing 9 out of every 10 and putting the remaining one in a Casino (why don't you finish what we started tho? You know the world will be better without Native Americans)

Humans

Because Ethiopians taught Sumerians how to write and then didn't write anything down because they were too busy teaching everyone else and forgot their own writing system for hundreds of years and had to come up with their own one, duh

Go out and do it.

>slavery
Maybe, but maybe not. Certainly, the earliest known examples of slavery date from the Middle East, not Africa.

>the spear
Probably.

>beating women
One hundred percent. The one art they perfected.

>making fire
Oh, definitely. Arson is fashionable among the blacks.

>magical thinking
Too stupid for that. Gibsmedats-rite-here-rite-now-honkeeeeyy is all a nigger wants.

sickle cell

Remove Egypt

Aids

White Washing your kids

And that level of construction was only invented after either the Europeans or the Arabs showed up.

If you look at 'Great Zimbabwe', for example, it resembles Pictish settlements that were built two millennia earlier. But it only dates back a few centuries. And the Picts figured out the concepts of "rooms", "stairs", "furniture" and "indoor hearths", which is not something you can find at Great Zimbabwe.

>Shanghai
Makes you think.

>poisoning arrows by shitting on them

How can western gunpowder even compete

A.I.D.S!

Well u need a cell phone to deal crack right?
even in those days.

KANGZ

>He lied again to the black man!

>Filename
kek

Necklacing

That transport Scooter.

happens that Egypt is in Africa luigi

nah that shit and aids were invented in your piece of shit rotten zionist country

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it's a mediterranean civ, like phoenicians, greeks, or romans. bound by the sea. nothing to do with subsaharians

nah, they got the magical thinking down
blacks come up with the absurdest superstitions, like "raping grandma cures aids" and all kinds of shit like this, because they're too lazy to make the effort of investigating anything. Also too lazy to organize it, so the first proper regions still came from the middle east instead

Hair dye
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slavery

Founded by White Europeans, inhabited by Asians.

Niggers were the Kush tribe. THAT is Africa.

Tribal farting
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MURDER

aids

Is the dude on the left the one that shit on the sticks over the fire?!?

>Beautiful women

>Africans

They're literally the least desirable demographic