IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO RUSSIA:

IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO RUSSIA:

I>>>>>> DO IT

Why you slavs ( especially russians ) are so stupid?

100 years of communism

o blyat

Kek that picture. Compare it to pic related, that's how Finnish NEETs live.

Can I come to Finlan?

t. (((Russian)))

Cyka blyat

I'm currently learning Russian, mostly because I work in trade and Russia and ex-Russian republics are pretty good markets for what we sell, but for the friends that I have working there, naturalization is everything but instant (as it should be btw).

Poles and Czechs are OK, Ruskies are fine too when you get to know them, is just that they have a similar approach to historiography that of Brits, where 99% is propaganda and 1% is true propper history that actually happened.

Yeah, but all that comes at a big price, which is living with Russians

Learning another lanuage is too hard. Sorry.

russia is too depressing for me famalam

Can I bring my guns? No? Not interested.

Я идy тpaхaть твoих cyки-бopoдaвки

they let you have guns in siberia

>you will live in the big house
>on par with butterflies, greeks, and arabs

I wish I had my own cute wolfgirl

Sounds swell. Throw in some free krokodil and we have a deal Ivan!

Which place around there is most white and anti nigger? That's where I want to go.

Look at this picture. With all the people living at these blocks, they lack the money, or organization, to buy a few tons of gravel and cover all those puddles. African tier.

Russia looks like a libertarian paradise

Ffs, asphalt isn't that expensive

>Instant Naturalization
>Every Russian company will hire you
ur a funny guy

eyyyyyyy everybody check out this fucking funny guy

Everyone I met who had a background in those countries doomed by communism were without any values sadly ( serbians, russians, chinese girls ). Beside that, how come that now everybody is welcome in Russia? I know that is the most hard country to emigrate in because of your strict laws on immigration.

Siberia

Sorry, we only accept EU citizens.

>Ffs, asphalt isn't that expensive
Kek it is when your mayor steals 90 percent of the budget

That picture isn't any different to most roads here on rainy season

Okay have fun with all your roach immigrants.

Gonna repost this someplace where the sandniggers can see it, thanks Ruskibro.

Assurance that I won't get murdered?

As an American who is trying to get out, is this for real? I'm guessing that this is a joke...

We might all have to move to Siberia when the urban areas are irradiated.

Are you learning Russian online? If so, may I ask where?

Kek it's totally real friendo you should check it out

uh huh...

Holy shit

I'm coming greatest ally

bump

>might I suggest Saint Petersburg

It is a scam. Very fishy

Kek, where are you from btw?

Sounds like : BAIT !

bumpety bump

Would Russia accept it in spite of my nationality? I'm neither arabic or muslim and have a college degree

USA, certain gov intel agencies decided that they don't like me and it is not pleasant. :^)
I suppose that I was being overly hopeful.

You do realise we have muslim republics in Russia. We even have niggers.

We have free education - come.

but I'm gay

Yeah but I mean could i go in anti niggers region and be accepted by people? Or would they hate me just because i have mudskin country nationality?

Yeah this

I like Russia. I've been reading lots of books about post-Soviet countries.

How hard is Russian to learn?

Are you going to get guantanamed?
I meant which state

бaceд

Are Russian girls as cute as they say?

Most British women are ugly and overweight.

We tolerate gay. Unless you kiss and hug your faggot friend in public.

We have this people roaming about. if anyhting you will have someone to go to if all else fails

How about women in russia ? Easy to pick some babes ? Easy to fuck hot girls ?

>let you
That's not how it works in a free society.

Jokes aside, only 7 is true.
Naturalization is pain in the ass, everybody know that, even for white Ukrainians and ethnic Russians.

What are those anyway? Arabs? Greeks? Cus arabs hate me

Well i'm guess i'm coming anyway, i'd rather be stoned by a bunch of small town russians than spend one more year in this shithole

Fat people exist in every country. Millenials are cute and progressive.

Depends on how willing you are to learn. I know a bunch of brits working in banking over here who speak fairly well just have a horrid accent.

Its, noone realy cares until you start acting like an ape.
Same goes for muslims, gays and other kinds of risk minority.
Russia is the land of individualism merged with assian type altruism.

Can I take picture with Putin

I'am French, Engineer and rich.
I want to fuck some russians bitches

There were three attempts on my life made, a lot of other shit, once I started trying to murder their people they backed off. I put XXXXXXXXXX into play if I die, and now we are at a stalemate where they won't give me my passport to leave the nation so I can painfully make a new life for myself, and I won't bow down to their mafia-like ways.
Know this: The cia and nsa are truly evil people, and unstoppable.
I happen to live in VA, just 20 minutes from the cia HQ in Mclean. :^)

Mountain people. Yeah you will be fine just don't be a freak.

That's all i wanted to hear

The real question is

Can Putin take a Picture with you?

>progressive
most disgusting words a man can hear
its such a pity

Yes, please gtfo of here and go live in that shit hole. GTFO

Sounds pretty gud

News tells me that Westerners are tolerant and hospitable. Take such bastards and Muslim savages, please.

>CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO RUSSIA
A thought no one has.

Oh jesus she's beautiful. Why are Ruskie girls so attractive?

is the northern as fuck parts of Russia for sale?
how much?
also are your guns laws lax as fuck?

how does one obtain a wifey material russian girl?

Memes aside, how hard would it be to move there? Anglo-Indian here, also have American citizenship

Nigga what
Any proofs?

by slaves from Israelis

My only problem with Russia is the weather. Are there jobs in Sotchi or any other city with a decent climate?

Should I?

Depends on your game. If you suck - you wont get a pussy.
If you fit, care about your skin and nails, have a good healthy teeth and averange stylish look, then you wont encount any problems at all.
Idk about euro/burger women, guess it's same everywhere.
Even arabic girls here dont give a fuck about religion.

You should not come here. You can take the mountain people yourself.

Are qt traps allowed?

Nothing worth anything. They are extremely good at the horrible things that they do.

Some names for y'all!

Anita Walker, LPC - Edmond, OK

Carl and Debi Franklin - Edmond, OK

Jon Burley - New Jersey

Nanci Morris - Morris Group - New Jersey

Weeeeee!

I'm an uneducated part time welder.

How can I get into Russia with a work visa?

I want to completely shatter my life for new experiences

Literally everything OP said is a bs.

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Иди нaхyй жид

I wouldnt mind a job in russia if it pays well, given the proximity

How much would a Finn who is highly educated make? Youd have to compete with Finnish job market after all

Yeah no fuck off
>Putins troll army
>Bent coppers
>Russian thugs
>Few imports from sanctions
>Russians own cars and I value my life
I've met a few Russians in my time and most were pretty cool but fuck your Putin Oiligarchy

I wish man, I wish I could take my fiance and myself there. I'm sick of California, sick of all the people, sick of rudeness, sick of traffic, the cost of living, the mexicans. I've had enough, my college semester is coming to an end here, after this I will take two more classes and after that we are moving away, i dont know where but out of California.

The way I see Russia is like, everybody is living their life, pretty chill, people go to work, they come home. They supplement their life with their work, but over here it's upside down, you work your ass off and thats it. I have been to the east coast and I can get used to the weather over there.

I wish I had 6. I'd make them pull me in a sled. Man, my co-workers would be so jealous.

Why would you want to live in a cold poor corrupt shithole? I mean you already are but trust me it can get worse

Why not just move to a conservative state? Wyoming, Texas, Tennessee those sort of places.

not true, some guy I caught train with was knocked out by Russian soldier for making a joke in a very overstated camp way, he isn't even gay it was more like a one off joke to mimic sissies

Not actually considering immigrating to Russia, for obvious reasons, but, uh, what do you mean by #5?

Are college educations uncommon in Russia?

Always wanted to move there like after the 90s

Duolingo is a good site

learning how to speak in moon runes is too hard

>I'm sick of California
Just move to Montana then