Brit/pol/: Asylum for Marion edition

>Rudd undermines May's message on immigration: Tories to extend mass migration
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/immigration-target-conservative-manifesto-government-amber-rudd-drop-the-target-open-britain-a7722741.html
archive.is/duYMS

>Hunt on damage control on NHS policy; blames EU conspiracy
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4481810/Jeremy-Hunt-says-EU-countries-want-UK-fail.html
archive.is/rrfRG

>Green-LibDem pacts reinforce coaliton of chaos
order-order.com/2017/05/05/green-libdem-deals-to-help-olney-and-cable/
archive.is/9T1pI

>EU Divorce Bill factchecked
fullfact.org/europe/eu-divorce-bill/
archive.is/FZkC3

>Government taken to court over air pollution policy failure
theguardian.com/environment/2017/may/06/appalling-air-pollution-plan-new-court-battle
archive.is/qr7Nb

>Corbyn's 'think of the children' speech to teachers
off-guardian.org/2017/05/07/the-future-of-our-children-jeremy-corbyns-speech-on-education-policy/
archive.is/K7lhe

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>watching older episodes of Family Guy (fuck you i like it)
>They make the joke "We'd be as out of place as a black guy in Sweden"

Oh how times have changed

>americans

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Does anyone else think the credit crunch was just a conspiracy to help migrants displace their host quicker?

RIP to best British breastfeeder dead today

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>living in Thailand

Why do people do this? they all die

...No.

Who /3daybanforlightheartedshitposting/ here

I take one brief break from political posts and that's what I get...

milk has become a new political spectrum

Six miles from the centre of Edinburgh.

how?
during the recession the migration dived down for a bit

Christ.

Waitrose?

Pre cancelled Family Guy is actually pretty good.

Nothing will ever beat old Simpsons though.

It always has been

Breastfeeding at 4.... Marvellous tits though.

"MAN OF THE PEOPLE"

Apparently Macron is cooking up plans to try and bring banks to Paris. Are they looking for a fight this early? What are the chances they will succeed?

I won't Burgerpost anymore because I have some errands to do. Good night my friends. I wish your country the best. Pakis out!

>you will never see Owen's tiny hands on your thicc cock

>41
>having more children
It would have come out brain dead. The truck did her a favour.

Would you support Theresa May if she ethnically cleansed London back to its former glory?

That's fucked up.

The father, wife and stepdaughter should be publicly executed along with the staff of the school and his friends.

Fuck humanity and society - it doesn't exist because they don't haven't learnt suffering and sacrifice.

Yes they are, chances are low.

CHARLOTTE

>tfw getting warm already

fuck summer desu

But she wont.

You know who to vote for this general election lads.

I've been there lad, tried talking about the British farmers buying Llamas/Alpacas conspiracy, pretty sure GCHQ shut me down

thats a fucking hideous house

watching that freemasonry show on sky
>everyone has a kike nose
>jew star engraved in everything

>would you support someone if they do the opposite of what they're going to do?

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Would you support Corbyn if he outlawed being foreign?

>bring bankers to Paris
>they all get shot
Best of both worlds.

Low, no self respecting person in the City will risk moving to France.

Weekly terrorist attacks, poor infrastructure, punitive socialism in every walk of life will put most firms off.

Buy guns immediately.

>tfw everybody wants to sit outside at the pub now

Fucks sake why

Britain is the financial centre of the world and it always will be. We are much more libertarian in our banking regulation than the EU ever will be.

London is 45% White British as of 2011

It's pretty much yank-tier demographics now I imagine.

STOP APOLOGISING

>everyone is the same, whoever comes here is inherently just like us
Pretty sure that's the opposite of what most of us want
Kek, never heard that one before... is it not just because alpaca/llama wool became a hipster fad?

Always sit outside anyway desu. Can't be doing with being inside pubs nowadays.

Summer is shit though.

Get rid of the bankers and their bonuses

Norfolk prices are even better

35% in 2017 if we follow the trends

so the other 15% is Irish and European?

>everyone wants to stand out the front of the pub rather than in the garden out back
>the front is a road
>every summer people just stand in the road with their pints in their hands not even looking to see if cars are coming

The absolute fucking STATE of this village.

You wouldent lie, would you?

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The fuck?

lrn2resize and export properly lad... you're welcome

I would burn the house down with them asleep in it if I were the son. The sheer level of betrayal from the father is beyond redemption.

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General Secretary for my uni's Labour society forced to resign for racist, antisemitic and homophobic tweets she made in the past. Top kek.

Society is dead.

People care more about looking good than being good.
The loudmouths and arse-lickers at work get preferential treatment while the hard workers get nothing.
People throw family members to the wolves just to avoid an awkward 5 minutes.
People will block a junction when driving in traffic jam because they have right of way
Everyday we move further away from each other, and closer to the idea of being together.

We're all dead and we just don't know it.

Summer is my least favourite month. I get really sweaty walking to my uni classes but I refuse to take off my hoodie because that would be admitted to defeat.

Polish, Turkish (yes really) and others.

Who actually made this?

Whos in the wrong here

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>have to have the windows open once it gets hot
>big fucking moths fly inside within minutes unless every light is off
Fuck summer.

3 day ban for tinder posting lad. Even though I literally created a strawpoll.me and 90%+ of the board said my comfy fri and sat night tinder posting was welcome.

>daily reminder that if you can't bench 225lbs or 1.5x your bodyweight you shouldn't be allowed to vote

It's even worse that I don't smoke, it's fucking rank being outside

Also the shitty wooden benches, cold breezes etc

How can a father do that to his son? I prefer believing this is some sort of elaborate troll.

>tfw I get sweaty and out of breath walking to uni even during colder seasons because it's a city campus built into the side of a big fucking hill
Not even a fatty.

Apparently there's a loop hole where they buy alpacas/llamas stick em on designated farmland and due to their long gestation period, the farmer can build a house there and claim it as an agricultural building.

A way to get around planning permission

Fucking fantastic.

Both for being mongs and not discussing this kind of thing beforehand.

Suicide is the only honorable thing to do in a situation like this.

>Believing step children over your own

10/10

I decided against applying to Exeter Uni after visiting their campus on open day and finding out that it was really hilly. Accessibility is important for me.

She's an absolute qt

What was she saying that was (((unacceptable)))?

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Fucking kek

whoah

the father most of all, though.
that stepdaughter is a pos for sure but the father is beyond belief.

The BNP actually meant a word they said.

The Tories are just a bunch of (((liars)))

>tories

>severe cuts in immigration

lmao nice on schlomo

Ah yes, the nationalist socialists are the same as the neoliberal civics

>cuck uses reddit and is fucking retarded
wew what a shocker

I'm assuming that she was on about 40k, & the husband is pissed off because he can't retire in his 50's anymore, while his wife gets to piss about watching loose women

>she will die in our life times

why lads
why do they do this to us

Queer on BBC4 didn't like Gaudi's dragon house. Feel fully justified hating them all now.

She might not.

You might get hit by a bus tomorrow and she might have a heart attack on Friday.

>thinks the Queen is mortal

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The best thing ive seen on here for years

Proof labour will kill kikes and deport niggers

I don't get the hate on grammer schools

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4484936/Man-55k-salary-asks-wife-work-time.html
They actually wrote an article about it KEK

We're so superior to Eur*peans it's not even funny

>refuse to take off my hoodie

Mark is that you?

It s a bit shit
t. queer

How do I lose weight lads?

Haha Jesus Christ nice. I'm quite turned on.

There's so many anti-semites in Labour that it's crazy. If they just kept most of their policies but went full natsoc they'd fucking clean up.