/CPD/ CHICAGO SCANNER

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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youtube.com/watch?v=HjJM5dea-cY
youtube.com/watch?v=lb2jDNZ5JuQ
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/14545/web
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17693/web
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>music too loud at a Zumba class, ongoing problem

Watch yo keys!!!

good evening Robert. Key checked.


Not like these fkn Adams at the moment.

The serial masturbator is back. He was on a train few hours ago.

Does anyone have broadcastify premium?

ruled to be held WITHOUT bond today.

Driver of the minivan hauling the shooter who lit up the 2 Robert detectives last week

I've spent all my money on a Sup Forums GOLD account.

I hate these mexiniggers sooooo much
>keys checked

>he took $200 worth of crack and feels dizzy

How much crack is that? Half a pound?

>gang units found narcotics from a DOA earlier

Spic displaying gang signs on the corner

>by Bank of America..Male laying on the ground

dude prob just taking a nap

>male passed out drooling on the ground

Male passed out in the lobby drooling

first time listening. lets see how it goes.

You're in for a ride. I've been listening since this morning; there's been like four calls of people taking their clothes off in public. Lot of pcp related stuff today :-)

Just one shot fired

>ONE
>ONE SHOT FIRED
>AH AH AH

>FIVE
>FIVE MORE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

welcome and get /comfy/ every night on here is an adventure

>1 shot fired froma green SUV. Another reporting 5 shots

These open keys are fucking killing me

Dammit, Adam. Check your damn keys man.

jeez Adam

Adams are shit with the keys

confiscate his fuckin radio

Hell yeah. Can I get a quick rundown on some of this lingo?
>Dammit, Adam. Check your damn keys man.
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Also 'ave a ambient tune
youtube.com/watch?v=HjJM5dea-cY

welcome to chiraq, here is your complementary bingo card

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Thank you, Robert, sincerely. These threads are a comfy part of my day..

Also, Roberts, check yo bumps. The thread is already sliding below half-way, and y'all should do you best to keep it alive.

Honest-to-god captcha for this: CALLE POLICE

I think it's a sign.

Adams work the early shift. Robert comes on duty at 10 PM Central time. Keys are the push to talk buttons on their radios

>radio techs have been called

Welcome. They are my cozy Tim so i started early.

Wtf is with the radio? Can only here dispatch. How is a key open and we hear nothing on their end?

any further reports on the Porsche. I just gotta know.

cheers. another comfy tune for ya.
youtube.com/watch?v=lb2jDNZ5JuQ

Just a thought. Didn't someone hack the radio a while back and then again a few days ago?

coons might have stolen the pole that the antenna mounts on...along with the wires

No Porsche sightings in five days

Evening, Roberts.

Can't wait for real Robert hours, this shit is super /comfy/.

How does it take for the repeater to just time it out?

THEY HAVE TO GO BACK

Ah yes. Quite a few poles were stolen Thursday and Friday

Blocked keys mean that dispatch hears nothing, and hence neither do we we.

They must have stolen the repeater too. Bastards.

What's the difference between open and blocked?

>mfw

How long has the radio been down?

>female fell down, knocked out her teeth
>refusing ambulance, crawling back into her pimp's apartment
stay classy chitown

A webm for intermission while we wait

lmao. i can't wait till they fix their comms.

It may be a language thing, but the way I understand it, a blocked key is being held down somehow, thereby blocking anyone else from getting their message through, whereas an open key is fine. I may have this all wrong, though, and I'm open to correction.

-joliet route

Honestly, sometimes the capchas just write themselves.

citywide 6, b 6
because some fuck has his key glued down

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You call it blocked I call it open.

Normally we would have heard some sort of noise in the background of the open radio. Odd that we have heard no sound at all.

I love movies with happy endings.

This one is my all-time favourite, and I would have no difficulty in believing that his name was Tobias Veryan.

the particular held-down-key's channel is left "open" for transmitting by that radio, which "blocks" others from using the channel on which it is transmitting. The two terms kind of are perpendicular to each other.

damn based as fuck.

you'd think with all of modern technology we would have police departments on something that can overcome this. Or at least they'd have a killswitch of over 15 minutes of nonstop held down key or something.

Anybody have a link for a working channel?

Based as fuck. Goddamn I love this shit.

Ah, okay, and thank you for clarifying.

Not to worry! The dumbass whose button is stuck down will have their radio die soon, because transmitting takes a lot more power than listening. Especially for radios that have to cover an area the size of Chicago.

Zone 3 Dispatch - Districts 12 and 14 seems to be up

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/14545/web

There was a guy who was hacking into the stream a couple of days ago, maybe they took the main channel down because he was doing it again?

Zone 10 - Districts 10 and 11

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17693/web

>shots fired

Male Black may have won tonight but tomorrow is another day

Prob'ly some nigger.
>2017
>not understanding triangulation

genuinely hype about these threads now, best atmosphere I've had in a while. surreal plot. 3 more hours

Zone 10 has the most traffic at the moment

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17693/web

>remove ex boyfriend

>accordion music

>he's supposed to be in jail, but they were full, so they sent him out to go break into his ex's apartment
jesus christ Cook County

It only took the security guard 3 seconds to go from bullshitting with his coworkers to full tilt boogie.

Someone has a permanent stuck key or something.

evening, Roberts
have I missed anything good?

Dispatch sounds like it's back up. BLACK MALE chase ongoing.

Did they figure out the problem?

FIRE!

>Chicago threads are back
I missed you boys, wish I could join

The child's father is not answering the phone.

>male black standing in traffic
>may be high on drugs

raff'd at that one

>SEVERAL
>SEVERAL SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

What was Operation Wakeup I wonder

Good question.

I hope the people that operation targeted STAY WOKE

>neighbor's kids kicked and dented her car

It is a community intervention rally ad a spike in violence according to google. They have them quite often im chicago

Ok thanks.

>he drivin erratic....

>depression, anxiety, and suicidal.
/ourguy/?

KEY
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CHECK
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He was obviously forced to do this out of poverty therefore we should let his entire village immigrate.

Holy shit, man. This is irrelevant to the thread but my Caps are up 4-0 and are about to force a game 7 against the Penguins.

>shot in the left side of the face

damn. ouch.

>Hispanic bully
>beat him up and took his PS4

Let me guess the kid is white?

>don't fight back son it'll be a hate crime open your cheeks it's progressive

deport. deport. deport.