Why is nobody talking about this?

Sup Forums, why is nobody talking about the historic flash flooding that is happening all over the world?

New York, Canada, Alabama, Texas..... the list goes on and on.

The mainstream media isn't talking about it, you have to google Weather or Accuweather to find out.

Local media is talking about it all the time. They even sent in the army recently

We tried to meme the great flood mark 2 several months ago. Sadly, no dice.

Floods happen all the time and first-world countries are good at dealing with them

because nobody gives a fuck about A FUCKING LEAF

Wait, what?

Tell me more about this meme.

It's fucking perfect.

My city in the great lakes region had a flood event and millions of gallons of raw sewage spilled into the river.

Leaf bro, as a Canadian:

Do flash foods usually happen in Canada?

I'm from the USA so I don't know.

Fair enough, but grand scheme of things that's not actually that much. Compare with floods in Bangladesh that can routinely kill thousands of people.

Not unheard of, they usually happen out West however.

The Oroville dam happening. We were oh so close to flooding NorCal, but the rains let us down.

In Quebec where I live you never see flash floods. The water has just been rising by a lot lately because we've been getting ridiculous amounts of rain for a sustained period of time

Yeah every 5 years or so we get high precipitation events that cause the water treatment facility to be overwhelmed, at which point millions of gallons of shit flow into the river.

Hmmm....

Interesting.

Fargo? Red Wing?

The red river overflows every fucking year, people need to move away.

Floods in spring? Very historic.

Why don't we ask the people of the town of High River?
Truly the Venice of the prairie.

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Who gives a shit more work for us. You can hire us at a reasonable price just like the last time you retards couldn't handle a bit of water

At least the people of Texas have a dedicated song about it.

>All over the world
>names nothing outside of North America.

why must you feed stereotypes about American education?

>5am southern sweden
>thinking about going out for a walk
>pull aside curtains to check outside
>it's fucking snow everywhere
>green trees covered in snow
>mfw birds are still singing

This is one of the reasons why I built a boat down in my basement

because it happens every fucking year you stupid fuck

>3 states out of 50 named
>1 county out of over 200 named

you have a small worldview.