ill be joining the army in a month or so, but i have a problem. i really dont wanna shave my beard, i look like shit without it. ive been thinkin of telling them im muslim so i can keep it for religious purposes(white). my question is will tellin them/lying about being muslim fuck my military career up?
Easton Powell
I love how many reasons he has
Charles Green
Have you considered going "hey don't shave my beard matey" to the dude? No lying necessary, just ask the guy to not shave it.
Henry Anderson
Uh, we're at war with islam. If you tell them you're a slime, they're going to expect you to be useful either as a liaison or translator. Your shitty lie/narrative will collapse under the lightest scrutiny imaginable. Don't be a doofus.
Dylan Morgan
you dont have any rights anymore, welcome to the brotherhood, now stop being a faggot
Anthony Campbell
If your problem with being in the military is not wanting to shave your beard off, you're obviously not serious about joining the military.
Tyler Jackson
Just shave it off you faggot.
Also, they don't give exceptions to Muslims since it's not a religious obligation for them, so that's pretty ignorant of you. But for Sikhs it is, so put on a turban and start praising the gurus.
Ayden Perry
im pretty sure tue only way out of it is religious reasons ive taken martial arts for 4 years and run 6km a day in preparation for bootcamp
Gabriel Walker
no you're not, trewdoh's mouth is mohammad's cock holster
Gavin Torres
you won't make it past basic
I'm an infantry Sgt at St. Jean and I will fucking find you and torture the shit out of you if this thread is remotely real
Henry Smith
They let Muslims keep their beard in the Maple Army? Wew lad, they don't do that is the Burger Army
Chase Edwards
that camo is disgusting
Joseph King
Typically, being in the military means losing your identity (getting shaved and psychologically neutered) so you can be useful to the military. If your beard means that much, ask them to put it into little baggies as a souvenir but saying you're a Moslem is inviting bullshit you can do without.
Leo Moore
C'est quoi ton nom de famille? J'étais là en 2011.
Benjamin Garcia
Shave your beard you filthy hippy
Henry Collins
>>Joining the army Mistake #1 >> Unironically caring about your facial hair ...What? >> Faking belief in a religion to keep it ???? >>Islam Nigger are you mentally disabled?
On second thought, go ahead. This sounds like a fantastic idea.
Parker Smith
Just shave without cream. Make sure to irritate you skin very bad. Then get a sheet from the doctor. Everyone used to do this. Even during basic in st jean
Juan Fisher
So what.
Just shave your beard off. It's the military.
Kayden Edwards
I didn't know Canada had a military still. Not even kidding. Guess my friends lied to me. Was told your military had to take a break because of funding.
Chase Mitchell
>Not loving your facial hair >Must be a numale faggot who cant grow facial hair
Ethan Gonzalez
bumping for answer
David White
When you enlist you lose a few personal rights, faggot
Eli Jenkins
Yeah dude, we have a military. Lots of them are pussies tho. I worked with a faggot who dropped out after he knelt on a rock. He almost cried at work one day.
Bentley Evans
>American military is going the same way >1950s A military of sociopaths and monsters >2017 A military of dildo wielding SJWs who cry when their drill sergeant says something mean
Dylan Gutierrez
You fycking autist, you dont have to shave your whole head. As long as hair doesn't touch the ears its acceptable.
Source: being in CF
Michael Peterson
Makes you wonder how well sweden does with its military. Just spread your ass and let the Muslims in.
Ethan Foster
>You fucking autist, you dont have to shave your whole head. As long as hair doesn't touch the ears its acceptable. > >Source: being in CF
Elijah Rivera
Why do you care about what you look like in the military? Trying to fuck gross lesbian female soldiers with massive daddy issues? If your so fragile that you can't shave a beard to defend your country than don't join and just off yourself
Austin Jackson
I'll give you an honest answer, even though this is probably bait. Shave idiot. Don't worry what it looks like, you will attract more women with a clean cut look and a uniform than you will in flannel with your wild face pubes. If you tell them you are haji, you will not fit in, and they will eventually figure you out and realize that you straight up lied to them over something as trivial as facial hair. No one will want anything to do with you and you wil probably end up like private Pile off of Full Metal Jacket.
Bentley Parker
enjoy gas mask training
Hunter Mitchell
>lying to the military it's best not to do that
Anthony Hall
I don't know if you've noticed but for the past few years it's been trendy for every numale faggot to sport some ridiculous 19th century beard.
Owen Cook
Lol no what? Our Air Force is a bit meh but our army is strong as fuck. Leapord tanks and LAVs as well as a good TEL mobile missile station sector. Average Canadian soldier is trained as well as a marine. Our special forces are better than navy seals. Our army's in the top 7 armies in the world. LEAFS STRONK
Jaxon Walker
I wonder why people think this then.
Isaiah Gomez
>being this naive
no navy no airforce only several thousand infantry
user... no.
Sebastian Bell
That is the germans
Joshua Torres
She looks like one of those old dogs with the droopy eyes.
Eli Cook
Must've been one of the French units. Frenchies are puss puss but British Canadian soldiers are fucking hardcore. Most deadly soldiers in the field. Alberta, BC, Nova Scotia And Manitoba produce some of the hardest lads I've ever seen
Elijah Clark
They make you shave your whole head during basic.
Source:being in the stupid CF
Isaac Russell
They but into the whole Trudeau represents the whole country meme
Jacob Jackson
You're joining an organization that is going to tell you how to live every aspect of your life and you're already considering lying about being one of the enemy in order to keep some as trivial as your face lubes?
Yeah, you're gonna go far kid.
Save yourself and everyone else a lot of trouble and just eat a bullet now.
Michael Gutierrez
The loser was from AB. I worked with a great guy from QB. Maybe I met the exceptions.
Ian Richardson
Canadian military is a joke man. You will regret it. You aren't wanted.
Jacob Fisher
In leafistan you'll be rewarded for telling them you're Muslim. You'll probably get paid better and the freedom to execute white Canadians.
Brandon Martin
You should just get a PAL and KYS because you're a massive faggot.
Noah Turner
Probably. All the QB drill sergeants are really weird and out of shape as well. I honestly think a few have auts or something
Michael Brown
Utility over fashion sure if you carry the religion no matter what you look like inner peace is within your soul to present yourself it does not matter what you look like but with the inside with the spirit must hold Praise jebus Shit I mean Muhammad Yes I did just recycling Jeff Dunham joke
Justin Young
Oh fuck all of you George Carlin said that joke you be dying and whatever he worships the Sun so he was praising the sun right now staring down bunch of fucking jackass
Owen Young
nah it was a joke about joe peshy the guy from the mafia movie or maybe it was that other comedian guy i dunno john seinfeld or george belushi duno m8 xd
Lincoln Rivera
>I don't even want to think about how cucked that military is >I want to believe its full of 6'3 vikings
Aiden Rodriguez
19th century beard is gay caveman beard is where its at man
Christian Baker
Kind of just turned into a big ass clusterfuck I just add a little salt bae bam a meme has been formed
Ian Hughes
Tell them you are asatru. You can get the same religious exemption without having pray to big black box six times per day
Jackson Flores
Why are you worried about how you'll look when you're surrounded by nothing but other dudes 24/7?
You some kind of fag or something?
Parker Scott
You can dream user.
Mason Wood
It opens bunch of Hellraisers comes after everyone who's been praying to the Not to knock the religion or any religion for that matter but that would be an epic joke action figure claymation of Robot Chicken
Luis Brooks
Better tell them you are a soup sandwich at this point. If you want your right to grow a beard, man up and become a tier 1 operator, the only one you will see with beard in the army are those unindentified JTF2 members.
Adrian Thompson
this
Zachary Murphy
... Fucking what? Does anybody here speak reddit?
Jayden Lopez
Wouldn't you have to convert to Islam in order to pull it off? If they saw that you don't actually pray or follow any Islamic customs, they'd eventually catch on and make you shave. If you really want to keep your beard, just become a muslim.
Brody Johnson
this.
Nathan Phillips
Joining the army >Fighting for foreign policy What a sucker
Michael Mitchell
It just opens up like a big ass fucking Hellraiser Cube and everyone gets like tied together with chains and crap and ripping their skins all done with like claymation fucking action figures And also Shelf that Reddit crap up your own ass
Cooper Brooks
You haven't even joined and your trying to wriggle out of a problem instead of doing what you're supposed to do. Your sorry ass would do best staying in civilian life.
Anthony Barnes
>soup sandwich
hmmmmmmmmmm there's a few of us here
Dylan Perry
pte carl gustafsson here.
Isaiah Lee
You're a fagot. You earn wearing a beard,. When you make jtf2, csor or recon. Taking into consideration how stupid your question was, you'll be peeling spuds and driving truck for three years ye fucking nunce.
Cameron Fisher
no not recon... and also its called recce
Colton Murphy
You can get a medical pass to have a beard. I know several guys who have done it. You'll be looked down on a little.
Expect to have to shave it for BMQ at least.
Here's the method.
Shave with a shitty razor, really scratch your face up.
Then get your ass really sweaty and gross. Swab your hands through your ass then rub them on your face.
Don't wash your face for an hour. All the cuts and pores will get infected.
Next morning go to the medical section and say this is what always happens when you shave and ask for a chit to be exempt from shaving in perpetuity.
Go home and scrub your face thoroughly. Apply antibiotic ointment to relieve the infection.
Never shave again.
You're welcome, user
>T. Guy who is going to BMOQ soon and considering this for a plan as I also look like shit without a beard.
Lucas Johnson
>Everyone will hate you for the rest of your short career
Evan Davis
True. But you will look really badass in uniform with a beard.
Nathaniel Garcia
Oh no, OP. You might get kicked out of that """army""" of women and fat fucks. Then you'd have to get an actual job.
Nolan Rogers
tell them you're sikh. don't pretend to be a mudslime.
Jason Stewart
This is disgusting and degenerate.
You should be ashamed for the rest of your life.
Brandon Howard
You're a fucking pussy. Women love stubble, faggot. Shave your shit, join the Army, go to basic, and become a goddamn man.
Austin Martinez
canadian military is for fags
Nathaniel Fisher
>Trained as well as a Marine A Marine can kill a person in dozens of ways. A Canuck Army boy can only kill them in about one. And probably fuck that up as well.
Eli Mitchell
why do we always friendly fire a bunch of Canadians in every modern war? Google it faggots.
Adrian Roberts
Fucking faggot, the reason you shave your beard is because DI's want you to be worthless. Remember the faggot next to you and the faggot next to him had to shave his beard no matter how autistic he looked without it.
Oliver Edwards
your military is fucked from decades of under funding and delayed procurement, you need to wake up to reality and stop bludging off the yanks mate
Juan Gutierrez
Because burgers are absolutly mouth breathing trigger happy dumb cunts,that cant differentiate between towes wearing Taliban shitskins with aks and a canadian convoy but muh best military amirite....kek.
Ayden Kelly
It grows back, you fucking pussy, you can keep it once you're out of basic - provided its not patchy and shitty looking. You don't even have to be Muslim.
Bentley Russell
This is why Sup Forums hate leafs. This shit right here.
Might also have something to do with the interracial porn I post here all day long, but this doesn't help either.