>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>female black in a hoodie jumping out in front of cars
Blake Price
It's retarded, I agree.
Charles Garcia
>needs supervisor >yelling in background ahhh shit
Robert Wood
>retarded I think it gives it its own flavor, actually. We're listening to police dealing with frustrating police shit, not a MARSOC unit calling for a battalion mortar strike on dune coons.
Adrian Bennett
I picture him smoking with a head set on while calmly passing calls to Robert
Aaron Flores
Robert needs to act like a military unit. This shit is a war, not policing. They need to address it as such. They're not policing civilized white people after all.
Landon Morales
Ahahaha speaking of frustrating police bullshit! That poor Robert is having a JUST moment.
Levi Moore
Wait. Trump may provoke Rahm into calling up the NG. You'll get all the YANKEE BRAVO X-RAY, OVER you could ask for, then.
Bentley Carter
>Purple Hyundai Elantra UBER >Passenger won't get out >Thinks he has a gun You've gotta be hard up for bread to uber in this city.
Jose Parker
> black man black jeans black hood black
Isaiah Cook
posted this at the end of the last thread, any idea roberts?
Logan Gonzalez
>Hyundai Elantra UBER yup, I would say he is hard up
Anthony Gray
Slow night and the rain is picking up. Just did a final delivery to Humbolt Park area. No one is out and about. Very few Roberts seen on my journey. Calling it a night.
Parker Brooks
My cock is so hard right now.
Thomas Reyes
can't reduce the static, that's just part of radio coms.
Elijah Howard
>/CPD/ threads feature both Robert and National Guard streams A man can dream
Luke Myers
even though those motorola's are like 5g's a pop, they still suck dick.
Oliver Ward
>rain is picking up just means they will be cooped up and we will get domestics tonight
Josiah Mitchell
All we need is the right sort of weather, the right sort of dumbshit politically energizing event, and the streets will fucking bleed. Rahm's already proven that he'll outsource responsibility for this hellhole if it's politically convenient.
Jacob Edwards
They should invest in a digital trunked system desu family.
Kayden Long
>we will get domestics tonight Another night of tolls being paid, kek.
Jaxon Rivera
True. We can expect lots of domestics, suicide threats, and homeless antics
Ryan Walker
either that or they decide to stay until last call and we get the drunk and disorderly.
Zachary Perry
Just wait till the summer heat sets in senpai Fuck, they're lucky they have enough money to keep Robert on the streets to fight Male Black.
Brayden Rogers
On the other hand, it would be fun to watch what happened if Robert stood down. Imagine the fun.
Zachary Morgan
>imagine the fun free fire zone you say?
Thomas Morris
>Another domestic
Logan Davis
That'd be a happening for the ages.
>male beating female inside the house what's the spread on him being Male Black?
Jonathan Ward
more like fire bombing
Brandon Brooks
Are there any decent family oriented peaceful people living in Zone 6?
Asher Perry
>women getting beat in her house
looks like you were right, here they come.
Cooper Thomas
>Male beating a female INSIDE the house Tonight's the night ladies. Will they leave these assholes? I wager not.
Ryder Kelly
bet I won't take
Samuel Cox
No.
Ethan Ward
>domestic >20 y/o son Daniel trying to hit her >Daniel That name is entirely too white for this to be a male black. Or is he a rarity?
Asher Robinson
TENDIES NAOW
Alexander Green
Buddy I'm a white Daniel and I was as shocked as you to learn that were black Daniels.
Evan Cook
Mom is probably white.
Zachary Perry
you need to cut the grass Daniel
Anthony Anderson
>I could
muh dik
Levi Watson
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Andrew Collins
we talked about this Daniel, if you aren't going to get a job or go to college like your little brother, you have to help
Jacob Price
...
Gabriel Robinson
Someone give me a random intersection in the middle of zone 6. I'm going to call in an anonymous tip that there's a bunch of white males in polos and khakis yelling racial slurs at cars driving by.
Brody Torres
ONE ONE SHOT FIRED AH AH AH
Matthew Lopez
>SHOTS FIRED! MALE BLACK DARK HOODIE
Anthony Cox
I DON'T WANNA
>AH AH AH
Jeremiah Scott
>shots fired AT this residence
Jack Ross
>Julio is arguing with a tow truck driver who is trying to tow hiss car SHOULD HAVE PAID THAT NOTE, YOU CHOLO PIECE OF SHIT
Jackson Mitchell
Hell no, then it would be almost impossible for me to listen in. If the move to P25, I can still listen, trunked, nope.
Michael Sanchez
Julio down by the school yard
Lucas Watson
Fucking this. I hope they don't change a thing.
>Stabbing Looks like the rain can't stop all the bloodshed.
Xavier Taylor
>Looks like the rain can't stop all the bloodshed. No, but it can sure wash it away!
Dylan Wright
>I hope they don't change a thing. well as long as the folks that run Chitcago want to hold power and enrich themselves and their friends, they wont piss away a dime on better radios
Evan Bell
I think heyjackass needs a new widget to track the number of black eyes per hour on rainy days.
thankfully. and the rubes will keep on voting for their massas, good little slaves of the EBT plantation.
oh man, the rainwater system in Chicago has gotta be nasty.
Grayson Jones
>I don't know what's up with this guy he's on something
Charles Nelson
>can't control him >he's on something
Ian James
anyone still playing bingo? I forgot to pick up a card earlier.
Jordan Wilson
I swear that looks like a movie poster, or the cover of some book I would have gotten in Waldenbooks
Jace Sanders
male black strikes again at the liquor sto'. He's everywhere!
Tyler Wilson
ONE ONE SHOT FIRED AH AH AH
Brandon Moore
>ONE >ONE SHOT FIRED AT THE LIQUOR STORE >AH AH AH
Hudson Bailey
Is this the comfiest thread on all of Sup Forums?
Brayden Diaz
Cheers, m8. /cpd/ and you all have done wonders for my motivation. If shitposting thread art makes you all happy, I am able to oblige.
Carson Johnson
shots fired 15 minutes ago, still havent arrived one scene. It's a wonder the city hasnt fallen yet. It's the only thread i regularly get comfy to.
Jace Smith
seems to be immune to shills are the rest of the undesirables, I'd say it is.
>FAKE FIFTY CENT FLEEING THE BAR HOLY FUCKING SHIT, CHICAGO
THE FUCKING SARCASM DRIPPING FROM MALE DISPATCH'S VOICE
William Campbell
with digits like this how could it not be
Joshua Martin
Fifty Cent on hard times.
Luke Sanchez
>COPS ARE GOIN FOR 50 CENT, CALL THE TABLOIDS.
Easton Garcia
czech'd You're making me want to make a /CPD/ C R I M E W A V E EP with all this album art fodder.
Christopher Russell
>Male Black last seen headed East Bound is known as 50-Cent Somebody tell me they recorded that
Noah Young
I wonder why this haven't started to happen in Oakland already
(or maybe it did, and it just hasn't been reported)
Urban Safari, huh?
a million dollar idea right here
Christopher Bennett
>/CPD/ C R I M E W A V E EP with all this album art fodder. Channel Yuzo Koshiro and fire up them synths, nigguh. Drop yo mixtape when it be fiyah and we'll give it a listen.
>male lying on the ground near vomit... >...fire is not responding, over
Ethan Peterson
>looks like he might have a bottle of liquor in his pants
Jonathan Ortiz
>bottle of liquor in his pants
Gabriel Thomas
06-Charlie just spotted 50!
Jaxon Gray
leave, for what?
not even betaest whites would date a hood gurl (probably with a kid or three, too) (well, unless you're a Re**it founder of course)
OTOH, with Asian men and Black women being the most disadvantaged in the dating market, I wonder why we don't see them coupling up more often yet
Cameron Lopez
>Robert stalking his prey >Just past the light. He's on your right. white hat is under a hoodie FIDDY'S BEEN HALTED
William Thomas
I gotta get my studio shit set up again, I moved a few weeks back and only brought minimal shit and left most of it with my family, as my current place is about to get rennovated.
But im going to save these images for inspiration and hopefully get that shit all in the next week or two, time permitting. It's a 6 hour round trip to where I have all my shit stored.
