Brit/pol - Filter Desert Fox Edition

>Rudd undermines May's message on immigration: Tories to extend mass migration
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/immigration-target-conservative-manifesto-government-amber-rudd-drop-the-target-open-britain-a7722741.html
archive.is/duYMS

>Hunt on damage control on NHS policy; blames EU conspiracy
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4481810/Jeremy-Hunt-says-EU-countries-want-UK-fail.html
archive.is/rrfRG

>Green-LibDem pacts reinforce coaliton of chaos
order-order.com/2017/05/05/green-libdem-deals-to-help-olney-and-cable/
archive.is/9T1pI

>EU Divorce Bill factchecked
fullfact.org/europe/eu-divorce-bill/
archive.is/FZkC3

>Government taken to court over air pollution policy failure
theguardian.com/environment/2017/may/06/appalling-air-pollution-plan-new-court-battle
archive.is/qr7Nb

>Corbyn's 'think of the children' speech to teachers
off-guardian.org/2017/05/07/the-future-of-our-children-jeremy-corbyns-speech-on-education-policy/
archive.is/K7lhe

Other urls found in this thread:

nytimes.com/times-journeys/travel/brexit-means-brexit/
dailymotion.com/video/x2yzqqv
huffingtonpost.co.uk/alexandra-runswick/election-expenses_b_16146174.html
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/the-right-to-know-the-outcome-of-election-expense-fraud-allegations-regardless-of-election-rules
youtube.com/watch?v=KV1uEpGg290
electoralcommission.org.uk/i-am-a/journalist/electoral-commission-media-centre/news-releases-donations/conservative-party-fined-70,000-following-investigation-into-election-campaign-expenses
theguardian.com/global/2017/mar/15/second-tory-reveals-police-investigated-him-over-spending-allegations
newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2017/03/70000-question-what-does-conservative-party-election-expenses-scandal
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/04/peter-hitchens-why-a-snap-election-ask-the-30-tories-facing-criminal-charges.html
dyingmatters.org/AwarenessWeek
whatnationaldayisit.com/day/Tie-Dye/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

anime

>The New York Times is offering Brexit tours of Britain

nytimes.com/times-journeys/travel/brexit-means-brexit/

Have the sweeties all been bar red.

4th for constitutional monarchy

Reminder not to vote Tory.

post milkman's wife

Seriously why would anyone drink skimmed milk?

...

>"i don't want to get fat"
proceeds to dunk half a pack of digestives into their coffee

There are actually Europeans and Americans who believe this: I want to see more of this from you lads. The more absurd we make the EU look the greater our leverage over continentals. We must fight the EU with fake news and real news. We must blur the lines. Let's get PERFIDIOUS.

Happy Europe Day!

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This milkman?

dailymotion.com/video/x2yzqqv

Semi skimmed is the red pill

doesnt make throat sticky

Just came back from a long walk in the park while listening to Burzum lads. Was a good time.

>Reminder that 29 Conservative MPs are accused of committing fraud in the 2015 General Election and are trying to hush it up.
huffingtonpost.co.uk/alexandra-runswick/election-expenses_b_16146174.html
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/the-right-to-know-the-outcome-of-election-expense-fraud-allegations-regardless-of-election-rules

I don't blame them for believing it, the EU is assmad enough to do it to be honest.

It has like a fraction of the nutrients though.

>youtube.com/watch?v=KV1uEpGg290

>not removing tariffs

Its more refreshing.

>huffington post

electoralcommission.org.uk/i-am-a/journalist/electoral-commission-media-centre/news-releases-donations/conservative-party-fined-70,000-following-investigation-into-election-campaign-expenses
theguardian.com/global/2017/mar/15/second-tory-reveals-police-investigated-him-over-spending-allegations
newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2017/03/70000-question-what-does-conservative-party-election-expenses-scandal
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/04/peter-hitchens-why-a-snap-election-ask-the-30-tories-facing-criminal-charges.html
That better?

>tours with New York Times 'experts'
Threw up slightly just imagining it

Why are the Tories winning? Do people hate Corbyn that much?

Many of them are not standing at this election. Maybe you could gives us the names and which ones are.

It's the face that is so strange to make for a politician, he must not want any votes

YES

OH SHIT! Tim caught in the act cheating on his brunette beauty queen!

HE IS CANCER

Pretty sure that was MAD and NATO

I'm sure the remain capital with it's Muslim mayor will give them a balanced view on the subject

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IT'S

FUCKING

OVER

Toasties for the lads!

This is my temporary kitchen

Post proofs, i have both blue and greem because i prefer blue on cereals but theyre both almost identical

>Mayor of London on the bottom

I've got a British passport as my dad was born British and only came to Australia when he was 8.

I want to be in Villers-Bretenoux for ANZAC day in 2018 but am thinking of getting to the UK a few months early and finding somewhere /comfy/ for a bit (2 times I've been so far I've largely only been to large, awful, muzzie cities).

Any recommendations?

Reminds me of Masao's kitchen. Anyone ever watch his videos?

>peace
That's not how you spell 'reestablishing the continental monopoly of German industry and French agriculture after WWII'
The fact that so many of these people also claim to be socialists, redistributionists or 'anti corporatists' is fucking astonishing

Which park? There are no decent parks near me
>Half a football pitch of short grass surrounded by railings and urban mess
Not even relaxing because students keep play frisbee and playing music

Stay where you are.

> but am thinking of getting to the UK a few months early and finding somewhere /comfy/ for a bit

Don't.

Cornwall m8

Don't forget to vote SWP to BANKERS THE BANKERS THE BONUSES THE BANKERS.

Also Nigel Farage.

Do not fucking come to the uk

perhaps all you can get is second hand slag pussy due to the accent

other than that you're fucked

Just be careful around the mayday celebrations if you are a virgin.

Building Society just sent me an email.

Apparently this week is "dying awareness week".

Fantastic, will make my parents aware.

Sadiq is actually pretty based and secular.

Did you know that he smokes weed and listens to drum & bass?

Update the OP for next thread, Tories are now saying they will stick to their original target for immigration from 2015

Hitchens' Mail on Sunday blog says it's only known that: "The forces involved are Avon & Somerset, Cumbria, Derbyshire, Devon & Cornwall, Gloucestershire, Greater Manchester, Lincolnshire, Northamptonshire, Nottinghamshire, Staffordshire, West Mercia, West Midlands, West Yorkshire and the Met."

see for more

dyingmatters.org/AwarenessWeek
Yes it does.

>t. Sadiq

>smokes weed
>based

>dying awareness week
how could we possibly be more aware? Is it an insurance company?

>"dying awareness week".

Ahaha this can't be real.

whatnationaldayisit.com/day/Tie-Dye/
If only they could knot together.

You think he doesnt paki it up for the muzzie audience?

I was not aware that death was a common occurrence

>it's been 4 days since preusse's last post

>how do you do fellow yoofs

>dying matters

They should send that to the Labour party, as they are about to die.

Anyone got that picture of Peter Hitchens with the words "Absolutely Skimmoral" below?

that's not based

10 on 10 filename

Why do you spam this every thread?

We would have a much better economy and environment if it became more common.

The 6 gorillion one is the non-shopped version.

i want preusse back

Siberia or Tibet, what's it with leaf' s and freezing your balls off. Why not fantasize about a tropical island, your still going to starve to death, or die of some lurgy, but at least your warm.

>Sadiq is actually pretty based
well, y'know, aside from how he's a compulsive liar about his policies?

>Anti Europe candiates keep losing Continental Europe elections

>act like a paki in a trackie
>based

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Pretty much yeah. There's a difference between voting Tory because you support them and voting Tory because you hate every other option so much.

I see these cunts trying to give out their magazines in Cardiff from time to time
There are two kinds
>woman with thinning hair/man with patchy beard
>haven't washed in a month
>buy all their clothes from oxfam
>visibly dirty messenger bag with button pins on it
and
>student/unemployed recent graduate
>skinny jeans if male, long hippie skirt if female
>neon accessories/tights
>charity campaign t shirt
>multiple piercings, often gauges
>lanyard with keys and usb drive
There are always more of the former and the latter are usually standing a bit away from the group harassing passers by

Have a look next time you see some and remember this post

When is Italy's elections?

His face man. Why does he always look like he's shit himself and is trying to get through this PR thing so he can get home ASAP and change

Tory is just as bad.

Don't vote at all.

there's a reason for that.

You need to understand that fighting for attention on this place is the reason for getting up in the morning for some tripfag NEET losers and when they're banned, they can't just go do something else so they come on under proxies and spam.

Report them when you see them.

How come he wrote it in English?

so I just got back from my "holiday" to the UK and just LET ME TELL YOU how bad it was

Like fuck me drunk there is NO WHITE PEOPLE whatsoever in the UK I shit you not. I can tell y ou right now everyone on Sup Forums with a UK flag their name is either Abdul or Mohammed or Jaamal

Like every fucking news stand has cuck magazines in it I FUCKING SHIT YOU NOT

the WHOLE fucking little island smells of curry and nigger farts too

I turn on the fuzzy broadcaster box and all I see is huge nigger cocks waving around and whacking some broad across her face

and you can LITERALLY BUY "PREMIUM BULL POUND JIZZ" in every shop

im done fuck all you blackies stop pretending to be white you inbred sand nigger fucks

May is popular also people want a hard Brexit, it's not all because of incompetent Labour.

Looks like you're the ones that are gonna blow that trend m8.

Retard.

Christ I used to have to spend a lot of time with these wankers when I protested the Iraq war (I was young and thought public opinion mattered).

>Unironically posting this autistic Corbynite twitter meme

Everyone used to complain about him all the time and suddenly everyone loves him because he pretended to be a girl. What gives?

That`s no answer is it?

that alpha grip though

People prefer the taste. e.g diet instead of normal coke.

>Did you know that he smokes weed and listens to drum & bass?

Great, now I dislike him even more.

about Spring 2018
>WEWUZing
topkek

>and you can LITERALLY BUY "PREMIUM BULL POUND JIZZ" in every shop

Nah, only in the swanky tourist areas. We get the off brand stuff.

People on here are thirsty

>he went to Birmingham

Why are anglos so fucking ugly? Is it due to inbreeding?

Daily reminder that Greece's debt time bomb is going to fuck the EU hard since as we won't be contributing to a bail out fund anymore.