France hate thread.
It is bred into us English to hate them dirty garlic perfume wearing, hairy armpited, frog fucking, croissant eating plebs. I hope one day all nations can feel the hatred of the French like us. It truelly is a brilliant feeling to know France is fucked now.
What a time to be alive!
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t. retarded kid that is fucking around with the UKIP.
You don't need to hate France, the French are good enough at that themselves
Canada is french bred... Do you not feel your inner hatred for them?
yup, nothing left to do but watch it burn
Hope you will like your multi-billion brexit pill faggot :->
Time to get a lawn chair and let the fires burn.
Maybe bring some beer and some hot dogs to roast over their parliament
I'll send it as a suppository for Muhammad to give to you
Ops.
Wow what a great response. Because we all know the EU can *totally* make the UK pay up.
Didn't you guys fight a war against each other which lasted something ridiculous like 400 years?
The hundred years war... Basically started off our rivalry
Why is it called the hundred year war if it lasted four hundred years?
Hope you like your free internships!
Remember Frenchcuck, just 5 years of working for free and maybe Macron will let you have a minimum wage job in your 30s!
Atleast French have the Eiffel tower. What did you guys built? Pakistan in London?
There was no war for 400 year long with France... Maybe you are referring to the 335 years war with the Netherlands
How you feel about France is how I feel about all of Europe. I wish the caliphate would hurry up and genocide/convert you all.
Australia stands with the UK to wiggle a big, pale arse at the continent.
If it wasn't for the brits, you'd still be shitting in the str.....
why are french people too proud to admit their problem with arabs? The entire world sees the terror attacks and the homeless problems but French people always just deflect and start bitching about some other country. France and Paris used to be a tourist destination and a cultured place the rest of the world looked to, now no one wants to go and no one has any respect for the pussified french people.
Freedom has no price... But it has very little value to the one that lubs his own anus for the ennemy, hoping for peace.
Because they colonized every shit hole there is. They colonized the dirtiest, the laziest, and the shadiest people there is on earth.
I wonder who it was that built modern India?
This. I got a lot of laughs out of watching documentaries about the battle of Agincourt. Heavily armored well-trained French cavalry outnumbering (by 2 - 3 to 1) badly trained conscripted English longbowmen and still get absolutely slaughtered.
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they can surrender to everything but their own pride
Why even bother conquering North Africa? That's just for the sake of saying 'I've got a colony'.
nah don't get me wrong I'd nuke Paris tomorrow but I feel it's more of a school rivalry and above anything else I'm starting to feel pity for my poor cucked cousin accross the channel
fuck france, they deserve death, they wanted macron, they will have 3rd world country there soon
>it's more of a school rivalry
Need I remind you he was called William the Bastard before he landed?
The french have always been self-important communists with sub-poo hygienic standards. Of all EU subjects, they deserve extinction first.
French people have something the other nation don't have. A big heart.
We take care of our poor, stranger... Maybe we take care of them too much,
Today i admit, the revolution of the 21e century will NEVER happen in France... I want to move, get out of this shit country
>they wanted macron
11 million didn't. Never forget the 11 gorillion.
Who the fuck in France elected this faggot?
How can a country still do wrong with so many warnings?
Is the desire to be cucked and fucked in the ass like bitches that strong in Europe?
MUH FUCKIN REFUGEES
MUH LEFTISTS
MUH HIGH TAXES
MUH BIG SAFETY NET GOVERNMENT
I NEED GUBMENT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE.
Not only that, but conversion rates are through the roof. It is now trendy to be muslim in Europe, and particularly in France. I agree, the revolution will never happen, plus your people see terrosism as a natural fact of life, like earthquakes.
FRANCE OUI
Bonjooooooooooooooour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
Yeah... Bataclan in Paris = 130 deads
Nice = 80 deads
The strong french will leave this country, only the cucks and the muzz will stay and die.
There's a difference between spending time nursing a sick bird back to health and calling the bird Ahmed and throwing money at him while he sodomises your wife... Nice try though
Are you retarded ? English had a strong advantage over us. We relied mostly on cavalry as is was a dishonour to kill from distance.
In the end, don't forget it was Guillaume le Conquérant who conquered Britain.
>The strong french will leave this country
F U C K O F F
W E ' R E F U L L
>be me
>parents name you Emma
>that's because dad jacks off to Emma Watson films
>especially to the first Harry Potter
>everything is rather good
>except you're a fucking boy
>shit, whatever, life goes on
>in elemental school your parents told you to suck their asses
>now you're a kissass champion
>middle school
>you can choose any language
>you choose French because you already have an accent
>because your dad ripped your vocal cords with his penis when you were a kid
>cool
>I mean not cool, because you are probably going to receive an F grade in French
>you don't want to become a jelly filled doughnut at home so you need to figure something out to pass a year
>the teacher is a typical old hag
>decrepit cunt
>but fuck it, what you'll do to save your ass
>literally
>you walk up to her and say
>"I will lick your twirl, if the only F I'll get will be in our bed"
>"I like it the hard way"
>"So you'll dress up as Rosie O'Donnell and you will whisper in my ear 'eat me up boi'"
>Sweet Baby Jesus fuck she agreed
>so you suck her as for an entire semester
>you even swallowed a chocolate bar once
>with peanuts
>years pass by
>you have a fucking A+++ in French
>only the washing machines get better grades
>you're a laughing stock in school, fucking an old French teacher
>no life
>even your dad doesn't want to kiss you
>because you can't get rid of that smell in your mouth
>no girl wants to talk with you
>fuck, you have to marry that bedlam because no one other wants you
>you have to make money somehow, too so you record Gilf porn videos with her
>once you even painted her green, caling her a nasty avocado
>suddenly some rich guy invites you to his place
>he tells you you'll get a fantastic job if you such ass of his and his important figure friends
>your 60 year old wife isn't even jealous
>thanks do the resilience of your tongue you get the job of your dreams
>become a president
>your name is Emmanuel Macron
>you still need to kiss the asses of guys in European Union tho
Frogistan is in trouble. But bongs should clean up their shit first.
I don' think that's right. I found the French to be a cold, inhospitable people obsessed with appearance.
I could believe this of the Greeks, but the French felt like a nasty lot. I've had zero sympathy for your country since I visited as a teenager.
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I FORGOT TO CROP IT REEEEE
Canada licks balls, almost as much as France sucks ass. Nothing else to say.
Gas the frenchies youtu.be
The French have always been our one our greatest allies and perhaps the last genuine bearer of western culture. It is a middle school meme to hate France created by (((them))) to sow distrust and drive a wedge between us. France is such a popular target by Islam for these reasons.
WTF I HATE FRANCE NOW
>Strong advantage
We both know that if the French Lords weren't such retards and actually thought tactically, they could probably have beat us quite easily. The English victory can be pretty easily put down to the French idiocy.
>badly trained
Come and try
I don't deny that, french Lords were more interested by glorious charges and epic battles than victory i guess.
>Willy the Conqueror
ahh yes, that Northman fellow?
I'm sorry what did that have to do with France again?
You surrendered and gave your ass to Jerry... And you still talk?
Yeah I didn't note that, but english longbow men were trained as hard as any knight.
>Be me yesterday
>Playing a game of Vicky 2 as Prussia
>Spend two hours sphereing all the tiny German states from Austria
>FINALLY get them all and prepare to form Super Germany with Austria
>France takes Luxembourg out of my sphere and breaks our alliance and invades me
>Call in Brits last second to help out and they refuse
>Invasion was unexpected so they took almost all of the West
>Force me to pay reparations and disarm half of my army for a war they started
TL;DR, Fuck France!
I'm sure you'll end up bombing yourselves soon enough. It's just a waiting game.
>Jerry
Who?
>le epic english hate french as natural instinct meme
This shithole should be more concerned with the Pakis flooding it and with trying not to kowtow in front of them and beg for cock everytime the muzzies scream something. United Bongladesh is such a disgusting country.
Normandie is part of France, that's all. What is France anyway ? We were mostly celtic, then conquered by romans
Well, since we hate each other, it would be funny
IMMA FUKEN INVADE YA, ORLÉANS!
mind your own business faggot, what is it with salty brits these past few days?
sorry we didn't follow you retards into third world tier
Germany you snail eating spastic
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Sorry, I don't know your stupid anglo nicknames.
Tell me how England is not fucked.
116 years war (we won)
ROTHSCHILD BANKER
LEADER OF FRANCE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Britain
>Not having uncontrolled immigration because muh Brexit
This is my favourite meme.
>since I visited as a teenager
Maybe you were the cunt there, mate?
Just saying, you might have come off as a rude prick in thine younger days.
The English have tea time. The French have a time of the day where they just sit around and try to come up with new ways to be even more unlikable.
why does french sound so fucking gay?
France used to be good. Now they voted for Macron I don't know what to think.
burn french faggots
I just say one word in french in your country and I can fuck any of your woman
If you speak your language in France you're sounding like hitler
>meme of own country
Traitor
Don't think all Brits are like this.
yea... No
> France is the Prolapsed Anus of Europe
>muh le pen is a fascist
>muh le pen is a racist
>muh le pen is a nazi
>vote for Rothshild banker
Well done faggots
>Implying I'm British
Mate, I just told you, the Brits let pretty much anyone into this shithole, they're desperate for it. All you gotta do is be polite and quaint enough and they'll say you're "quintessentially British".
If you're Commonwealth, you can even vote and become an MP or Lord without becoming a citizen. They're gagging for foreign cock, they can't get enough.
Ah ah ah we're not in the 80's anymore benoit. You guys are now branded faggots or muslims, women don't give a fuck anymore. You may also know that frenchies are considered the dirtiest.
This triggers le frogs
>Anglo hates French
>Anglo doesn't realizes that 80% of English is french or Latin
I simply kek'd in my pants
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The French must accept Islam. The refusal of multiculturalism is treason
-Emmanuel Macron
>m-m-m-m-muh brexit!!!! we're redpilled, guys!!!!
It does?
Or is it just some shitty meme you used when you're extremely mad at us?
French becoming less common in Canada... Must be because it's so fun to speak and gets bare bitches
>French becoming less common in Canada
Well, we had our moment of glory
>All you gotta do is be polite
pretty much, that's why French & German folk have a hard time in England, most slavs I meet can say please, thank you and sorry like they mean it. Frogs and Krauts bark it at you like some kind fucking army general. If you are civilised and polite what problems could we have with you ?
>Well, we had our moment of glory
Are you talking about Canada or france?
France and French Canada :^)
>tfw the frogs who move to Québec are filthy leftists
>France hate thread.
>Flag
>Honi soit qui mal y pense
>La reyne le veult
United Queendoms will ignore this message !
>sorry we didn't follow you retards into third world tier
>imported the third world
god damn you French are a retarded bunch, how did you ever become powerful, it's incredible
Bonsoir. Something...something has broken and I was not heard, so I'll repeat it again. The election result is somekind of disaster, I think that this french, stupid fucking society, that fucking bunch of imbecils which voted for these fuckers, cockroaches from EM is somekind of fucking misunderstanding. If so much for you means... if so much for you means, people, such social engagement, like mine where I put my family, my private life, business, everything else, and for you meant only fucking 10 or 11 millions votes, you should be fucking fucked, you should be fucked as you can be fucked by EM. Hollande hasn't fucked you as much as you will be fucked by fucking Macron. Until your fucking anus will be itched in pain. It's a fucking tragedy. I'ts a tragedy that in this anti-human country, in a country in which the fucking media were not able to say that Marine Le Pen was desecrated, that this woman has 118 acquittals, that the judicial whores! I repeat judicial whores! Judicial whores that woman accused falsely, and years later aquitted that this is not something worth that to this woman to enter Palais de l'Élysée.
You will be fucked in the ass by EM, EM will fuck you like you weren't fucked by Hollande.
That whore, that little cockroach, fucking Macron scum, will destroy you. Sarkozy'ies, Bruni's, Dupont's will be depriving your taste of life, you fucking idiots. Republican, french fucking idiots.
I don't fucking care, because I can afford everything. I will fucking live like THIS. I will chuck away today. I've already bought ticket from France and I will be fucking laughing at you french gulls because you're so stupid, such fucking morons who voted for those Macron-ish whoredom.
Not for Aliot, not for Le Pen, only those Fillons whores, fucking kikes fucked in the ass, on Melenchons fucking retards. That's how France fucking looks like. Because of that fucking France, because of you dickheads, nothing will change in this country, because you ain't worth shit and you have to be fucked and earn money on you because you're bunch of republican fuckheads and losers. You understand that? And you, my dear ones, who voted for me, who were helped me, thank you, because it's handful of french people, handful of french people, today it's 10 or 11 millions of people. (Turn that phone off or I will turn it off for amen) Yes, yes only fucking that is worth it France. To tell you straight into the face, you stupid fucks, that you're primitives, that your fucking credit cards it's your majesty, your pride. Working in a corporation and debit cards, it's you fucking french people, fuck you. It wasn't worth it, it wasn't worth doing anything... to be... ah it's not worth talking, it's not worth talking anything. Let damn... Listen me, you stupid fucks who voted for EM, to hell with you, you ain't worth shit, anti-french you are. Bonne nuit. What the fuck you want faggot? What do you wanted to say? Right, alright au revoir, I'm getting the fuck outta here. For fuck sake it wasn't worth that 9 criminal cases, it wasn't worth kicking dad out of the party. Stupid France, stupid french people for fuck sake. To Verdun only bring you, and fucking shoot at you of artillery. It wasn't worth doing anything for you, you stupid fucks.
When your entire nationality and ethnicity has been reduced to "be polite", you're nothing more than a bunch of identity-less cucks waiting to be assimilated by your own swarming immigrants.
Oddly enough, Pakis are rude as fuck, yet you guys can't bend over quick enough for them or offer your young daughters to them quick enough.
I want to apologise to all Romania for saying that their flag is actually the french flag soaked in piss.
It is in fact the french flag burn't by gypsies. Makes sense now.
Speak English and I'll acknowledge it