/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LANKLETS GET OUT REEEEEE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>BOTUS Bundo/VP Pence/Ivanka host Military Families 5/9/17
youtu.be/0vxukC0qRi8
>VP Pence hosts Honor Flight Vets 5/8/17
youtu.be/x11q0MJaJ2I
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #15 5/5/17
youtu.be/BrCl3pb7F5I
>Pres Trump on 75th anniversary of Battle of the Coral Sea 5/4/17
youtu.be/gMqYCnUjuFg
>Trump meets with shitposting PM Turnbull 5/4/17
youtu.be/icNweI92bKg
>VP Pence Hosts Cinco De Mayo 5/4/17
youtu.be/_yAnV8cPi-A
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/House Leaders on obummercare repeal 5/4/17
youtu.be/SS2Acsokec8
>muh legacy 5/4/17
youtu.be/D6YS-Qozn9s
>Pres Trump signs EO (Free Speech/Rel Liberty) 5/4/17
youtu.be/5n3L75jpUlg
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Awoo awoo awoo.

Comey got removed?
Da fuck?

Comey was shit at his job anyways.

All states report in.

NEVADAWOO~

AWOO~

Did Donald fire somebody today?

I'm Calling It

Meet the New Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation

The Honorable RUDY GIULIANI

America's FBI DIRECTOR

"If I were made FBI Director, Hillary Clinton would be arrested today."

Did trump ever explain why he kept that sleeze fucking cuck in leadership of the FBI?
I mean.. he's known to be a knee bender. Hence can't be trusted.

Wait until Saturday....

spicers tweet on comey.
mobile.twitter.com/PressSec/status/862062351130013696

Save the children, Mr Trump

He fired Steve Bannon

AWOO~SHINGTON

Two Face is out! Also from his hearing from a week ago it sounded like his family was being threatened. So Weasel Man is free.

kek
imagine the butthurt

lanklets btfo.

manlets report in with height.

5'9 with sneakers here.

What the fuck? When did this happen? I just left for 10 minutes.

Thank you Mr. Trump...
...I am finally free.

Now former FBI Director Comey just got fired.

> THE WHITE HOUSE
> Office of the Press Secretary
> FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
> May 9, 2017
> *Statement from the Press Secretary*
> **
> Today, President Donald J. Trump informed FBI Director James Comey that he has been terminated and removed from office. President Trump acted based on the clear recommendations of both Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein and Attorney General Jeff Sessions.
> The FBI is one of our Nations most cherished and respected institutions and today will mark a new beginning for our crown jewel of law enforcement, said President Trump.

Pic related for those asking "why". The real question should be "why did it take so long?"

H-Haha I-I-Impeachment soon, D-Drumpfies

That would be great.

FUCK I WAS WATCHING JORDAN PETERSON TALKING ABOUT PEPE TO JOE ROGAN AND MISSED THE COMEY FIRING

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comey was lanky as fuck. must've been spooky getting chased by him when he did field work

WE HAVE THE BEST BOTES

TRUMP DOES NOT FUCK AROUND

YOUR FACE WHEN TRUMP IS MAKING HIS BIG MOVE

Idaho!

Just about 10 minutes ago.

MAINE AWOO HERE

MEET YOUR NEW FBI DIRECTOR

AWOOSSIPPI!

Look who's coming back for more pain.

but Rudy is in charge of cyber

...

no way.

>mark levin finding letters exact pace im finding them on Sup Forums
maybe he figured out the best source for breaking stories.

>giving advice about how to eliminate a problem behind closed doors and doesn't realize how ironic this is

lol Podesta you are truly fucked

IT'S THE FBI DIRECTORSHIP. THAT'S THE POSITION HE'S GIVING CLARKE.

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>yfw whoever is appointed next gets the job only if they promise to go after shillary

GEORGIA!

That only lasted a little while.

Comey theme:
youtu.be/GDNAc8Yi3gs

YFW when new FBI Director is David clarke

Comey, you;re FIRED!

Please god, make this happen

WTF libtards love Comey now!

1'7" with clogs reporting in

HAND OVER THE 302s MCCABE!

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VILLAIN ARC CONFIRMED!
>VILLAIN ARC CONFIRMED!
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I need more Chick-fil-a chan

tweet was already deleted

>MEET YOUR NEW FBI DIRECTOR

Jooooooooe Arpaaaaaaioooooooo!

Now wasn't Clarke supposed to have big Trump news?

What was the last straw? Did Comey get caught lying?

>You'll never hear Trump's phrase before he ran for president.

Nixon did nothing wrong.

just pls don't hurt huma ;_;

That's a standby job - for the inevitable next best thing to AG - the Investigative Arm of the Justice Dept.

AMERICA'S PRIVATE DICK

...

This is what passes for humor on basic cable now?

HOLY SHIT

HILLARY IS GOING TO JAIL

IT'S HAPPENING

Florida standing by!

>Hillary lost because of Comey's letter!
>WTF YOU CAN'T FIRE COMEY! HE A GOOD BOY!

>using the Democrats' bashing of Comey for that short period of time where they hated him before they loved him and then when they hated him again and then loved him after that, to kill him

BUENO

Sweden!

YES ITS FINALLY HAPPENING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA RUSSIAN COCK HOLSTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAPLEAESELAUGHYOUGUYSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pedoesta and the entire ring arrested, charged, and sentenced to death via Scaphism when?

>The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior space of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey, and more honey would be poured on the victim to attract insects, with special attention devoted to the eyes, ears, mouth, face, genitals, and anus. In some cases, the executioner would mix milk and honey and pour that mixture all over the victim. The victim would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects which would eat and breed within the victim's exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insects—became increasingly gangrenous. The individual would lie naked, covered from head to toe in milk, honey, and his own feces. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that fatal dehydration or starvation did not occur. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation, and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.[1]

shoop comey in the boardroom, thanks user

Tejas reporting in-AWOOOO

AWOOOOOOOOOO! Florida reporting!

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what if CHAFFETZ gets the FBI spot?

tweet was deleted i have a screen shot too

There's a fair bit of butthurt at the mere idea of it lol

Oh my god, that would be the greatest salt mine since the election if he appointed Clarke.

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huma better make a deal then
>before shillary does

He fired and then rehired Omarosa

Is this real

Holy shit Molesta is shitting bricks hahaha

AWOOsconsin!

I agree, thats the only one i got. got a lot of wendys though.

6'0" here.

Agreed.

>Steve Bannon

That faggot is irrelevant...unlike Trump's faggoty kike son-in-law, who needs to have his head flushed down a toilet

Trump made a mistake in not purging every parasite left over from King Nigger's administration immediately within his first 30 days in office...hopefully he learns from this

>Comey tried playing both sides
>got fucked by both

Trump is right about his hotel being the most beautiful building in Las Vegas btw.

Woah, I don't remember establishing a colony overseas.

Gotta confess my colonizer genes make my wee wee go all tingly for Huma

What am I saying? Remove kebab!

Why the fuck did he fire him? Isn't that just admitting he wants something covered up

YOU'RE FACE TO FACE
WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD

BLOCKS YOUR PATH

Chaffetz is running for Governor user

i dont get it. what does that refer to?

like, fire someone on the weekend because you dont have to deal with the press or any bullshit?

100% real
supposedly he already delet it

Makes sense, he was getting raped in the comments.

>ANTIFA and BLM labeled terrorist organizations shortly after
>Soros goes down for funding them