Tell us the most degenerate thing you have ever done in your life

Tell us the most degenerate thing you have ever done in your life

Being uncut

two girls at the same time

Fucked a black stripper in Europe while drunk off my ass

sorry about your aids user

>two girls at the same time
I fucked three at once, picture related

drawing swatzikas all over tokyo

Jerk off to a slut that cheated on me by peeping her masturbating in her bedroom from outside.

shes a qt

I drew a Pepe on a famous landmark around two years ago.

Are you me?

I let a man fuck me in my ass then cum on my face.

Not gay though was just confused.

In high school I dated a mischling girl

went on the internet

I have a fuckton of far left friends and I agree with some of their positions, sometimes.

HOW DID IT COME TO THIS

I threw rocks at cars on the freeway.

(sorry)

Within a week had unprotected creampie sex with three different women, catching chlamydia from one and spreading to the other unknowingly throughout the week. Undergrad was a great time.

I sucked a single dick. A few separate times.

Dated a pajeet

Fapped to trap porn...

I gave money to a lesbian dominatrix, supported her financially for years and remained totally platonic, then she came out as bisexual and started cucking me. When I told her I'm not into cuckolding, it just made her want to do it even more.

I still give her money.

Sup fbi, i stole a teachers purse in 8th grade because the bitch had me stay after school and clean up her class room. She only had about $120, probably left her alcoholic ass with no money until next paycheck. I also stole some faggots wallet on a fieldtrip to disneyland and later on had my first kiss with that same faggot on the haunted mansion ride. Hang me

m-millipedes!

I shitposted on Sup Forums.

One time when I was a little kid I opened a toy package containing these little star trek ships so I could take the DS9 runabout. They sold them in packs of two I had one before but lost it and didn't want to buy the whole $2 package again.

became an alcoholic

Jealous

Are you a Chad?

Used the financial crisis in Venezuela to convince a women who lives there play with her feet on camera for a few dollars

>nuts inside
>makes her taek next day pill

(((S E X E D U C A T I O N)))

Went to a BDSM fetish club in full drag (I'm a convincing trap), got strapped down and spanked in front of many, many onlookers. It was p hot and I'd do it again.

let's be the men we were meant to be.

I once shat and pissed in a bag and threw it out the window at a gipsy. Hit her right on the shoulder, in the middle of summer. Brutal.

I'm jewish

No but I just partied a lot. One I slept with frequently for two years. The other two I had just met under retarded circumstances and fucked for two weeks then never heard from them again. I could have children. That was fucking 9 years ago.

Helped an interracial lesbian couple have a baby, the normal way.

I've fucked hookers on around 10 different occasions and only stopped because one gave me genital warts

Fucking based, that's not degenerate.

Got high, stood up by a prostitute, got attracted to a 3/10 homeless chick on the bus, followed her, smoked drugs with her homeless clique, tried to make a business idea that was like "bum fights but porn instead", and left.

After a couple minutes down the street, one of the dudes said "they're interested in your idea". So I walked back and then around the fucking corner was the gang ready with aluminum baseball bats. Ran like a motherfucker. I would've outrun them but one of them had a fucking bike. Got mugged for my wallet with little injury. But it made me re-evaluate some shit.

To be quite honest familial member it was pretty fun. Played vidya all throughout. Shame he ended up moving due to job so I'm without a co-op bud to (more than) occasionally relieve and such.

mfw 8th sin: cuckoldry

jesus fuck Ameribro
Why would anyone do that to himself! Man, you make me want to think life and stuff.....

Woah, what's it like having sex with two millipedes?

I take dicks in my ass and drink pretty regularly.

I spat in a woman's face once.
I actually called someone a nigger . . . over the phone.
Once, I asked a 9/10 redhead out. She said I would be a 5 if I had money. I told her that if I saw her again I'd slice her throat. Got fired from my job over it.
/our jew/
Just convert to Christianity. That will redeem you, my Jewish friend.

I really needed to see this
thanks senpai

Let a half nigger chick piss on me.

Fucked a Muslim woman in the ass. No joke

Because she's really hot and I'm too beta to actually fuck a girl. And our relationship isn't totally platonic, she teases me with her bra and stuff, but it's only to manipulate me and she loses interest as soon as I've given her my paycheck.

I once Awoo posted & also one time I said 'praise kek' because I'm a massive faggot that is ruining Sup Forums.

when i was 7 i shoved a bunch of sparkles up my ass and my finger came out with shit and sparkles on it

pissed in my parents shampoo bottle and brushed my taint with their toothbrushes.

feelsbadman

spitting inside her mouuth with my cock counts as degenerate?

Exist

Started smoking cigarettes at 17 because I was bored at school, 21 now and I feel like I have shit in my throat all day long.

Worse than Jews.

come here

Just fucking leave. Remember, there's always someone more desperate than you.

Shove a banana in my ass trying to prostate orgasm while smoking weed

Pood in the shower and stomped it down the drain.

jerk off to one of my cousins
tried to suck my own dick

i dunno

visited Sup Forums

Had unprotected sex with my girlfriend while she was on the pill.

Also visiting here

You don't want to offend them, that's why

I came inside a black girl, repeatedly

If you actually stopped paying her for once she would be sleeping with you. You would still be a bitch but at least take baby steps.

I actually have used my girlfriends milipedes as sex objects. Basically you bleach the outer rim of your asshole. Have your partner open your asshole if its tight and let them crawl in half way. MAKE SURE YOUR PARTNER HOLDS THE PEDE SO IT DOESNT GO ALL THE WAY IN. It feels amazing...

Paying and letting my girl abort our child

Had unprotected gay sex with 2 black men

kys
kys 4 real

Fucked a chick after she told me she got rawed earlier that night.

well your a leaf so it didn't even happen

We have a winner!

Have a good goy award.

Raping a pregnant goat and then shoving all of her kids up my ass, to their demise.

Oh yeah and voted Trump

Kek I did that in the dorm showers once and plugged it moments before the busy prefriday night going out rush. I stayed in the stall for an hour so no one would see what I did and that it was me.

My contaminated shit water was flowing into the other guys drains the whole time. Thank God it didn't smell and was covered in water.

Smelled the toilet clean thingy of friends mom while jerking off

That just sounds like a typical Canadian morning

instead of helping some half midget guy in a wheelchair into the tram, he got knocked out of it on the edge lol, fell out and climbed back into the wheelchair ... little fucker didn't even need a wheelchair, called the ethnic cleansing squad on him 5 min later ... he was probably incinerated that very same day

Do they smell?

I masturbooped

When I was 7 and my sister was 5 we had sex multiple times after watching one of my fathers porno dvds...

which positions exactly? personally i have always been an environmentalist despite being far right wing

Ran train on a 50 year old lady from the bar with my buddy and a nam vet. I couldn't get it up once I sobered up realizing the sitch.

I browsed Sup Forums and fapped to hentai

Sucked black nigger dick in a KFC Bathroom stall while injecting cocaine with a rusty needle.

>Environmentalist

Grow up and just live user. You will die when you die.

I believe in equality.


This is why I was calling for Ronda vs Any man in her weight division.


She will get KTFO.


Lets have women be drafted as well...I believe in Men's rights, aka true equality.

thanks for the flag m8

>not gay though

Fuck off

Im sorry

RAREEEE

Ms. Wargo?

Sucked a Oh Henry bar (pretended it was a cock) and jacked off to cuck porn.

>nam vet

Good to hear America's finest is representing us so well

Women are incapable of being in the army or marines. They would kill so many male soldiers by being out on the front lines

First gf she's Japanese, I have no say if we keep it because I'm a foreigner,
Stationed here
We love each other, but I regret it. And still hurt.

I contemplated becoming a vegetarian

Of course, black people have a horrible smell unless they wash regularly. Also their skin cracks if they don't use body lotion. Being black sucks for those reasons alone. Not to mention the hair. If they were a tiny bit smarter, they would suicide en mass

i just hate the fact that so many animals have gone extinct over pollution. so many animals in a cramped factory because we just have to feed 1 billion chinks, 1 billion niggers and 1 billion muds

Fapped to hentai while using a public library computer. Thankfully I was 13 so no one said anything.

So you are the top of the animal pyramid, the most intellectual being on this planet and you care about some chickens and pigs that have the brain a size of a pea? Come on man.