MAJOR POSSIBLE TERRORIST HAPPENING IN FALMOUTH

MAJOR POSSIBLE TERRORIST HAPPENING IN FALMOUTH

Reports from Royal Navy base
200m exclusion zone
Massive crane has been felled
Enormous bang reported

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39870240

Just another Wednesday in Europe. Serves you right. You let them in.

PRAISE KEK

times have changed for Europe, deal with it

they'll need a matress

>muh happening
An old crane fell down.

Are UK soldiers allowed to carry arms or are they just as cucked as police?

Cranes is hard job

same rules as with ours you leave your weapons at the depot unless you're on guard but even then they are 8/10 times not loaded

I'd bloody well hope there's an enormous bang if a crane that large falls over. What would you expect, a gentle pomf?

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Staff evacuated after crane collapses at Falmouth docks

sleep tight little crane...

Probably had the engine block blow or something

Fucking FALMOUTH wouldn't have terrorism

It's just the controlled demolition of that crane.

that poor crane

F

lold

just a gas leak they are very prevalent in Europe these days

if you made a crane out of superlight polymers it would make a big noise

An ancient crane boom arm broke.
Get your shit together.

Literally this
>no injuries

>Massive crane "has been felled"
>even my kraut english is more accurate

you have to go baaaack rashid

All that Cornwall Acid seem to have got the best of it.

>big crane falls over
>makes a noise

wow it's nothing

RIP in pieces massive crane.

Silly jerry

Jet fuel doesn't melt crane cause it's made from cranium

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it's a fucking drunk driver, calm your shit.

Go back to The_Donald. Take your played out Kek shit with you.

Crane of peace

Falmouth?!

Probably a marine accident, some boat engine or something; Falmouth is a nicer part of the UK

Mebyon Kernow going to new lengths for Cornish independence.

>tfw too intelligent to stay upright

Kernow separatists at it again.

Thank goodness no Type 45s were damaged

where does it say anything about terrorist?

chill out

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Nope that makes sense. Although it would be used more in terms of a tree and is usually purposeful.
I felled a tree. That tree was felled.

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Crane fell over next to a military ship
the exclusion zone is because its a military ship, dipshit

Remember the ferry that crashed full speed in a dock in spain a few weeks ago?
No injury = it will be swept under the rug

quintessentially part and parcel

>I've heard it'll take a mattress to get it out

finally...

Good to know I'm not the only oldfag around here

>Massive crane has been felled
>Enormous bang reported
.lel.

lol

>Fucking FALMOUTH wouldn't have terrorism
This^

There was a crane felled thee other day, was on liveleak.
Crashed into building...

Some school kids put a used mattress in a pool as a prank.

It was so heavy, they had to use a crane to get it out.

The crane fell over, (as usual). This is a regular occurrence this time of year, literally a non-issue.

Has noone noticed that the crane was removing the weapons turret from the ship?

The Royal Navy is so cucked that they are disarming themselves, just like British police.

What was once a mighty nation is now a liberal, Muslim-loving, land of faggots.

It's alright, cornwall aint britain anyway. Inbred 6 toed pasty stealing mutants.

t. Janner

I bet Tommy Robinson did this

british police arent being unarmed retard, it's the exact opposite.. they're actually in the process of giving every day bobbies firearms which is a disaster waiting to happen

they can carry them, but they go to jail if they kill terrorists with them.

Incorrect