Putting that sub-high school education to use

Putting that sub-high school education to use

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Katy "cowtits, but id still put my face in them" perry BTFO by second grade grammar

This happens because of autocorrect.

Proper grammar is micro aggression and racist af

>inb4 she blames her fundamentalist Christian parents for homeschooling her

True, but she could also stop attention whoring and using the social jew, but that won't happen

The fact that the possessive of "it" does not have an apostrophe is an arbitrary rule of English orthography as every other instance where a possessive is formed using an "s" the "s" has an apostrophe before it.

This problem is exploding because people are refusing to use gendered pronouns. Not relevant to this case but I have noticed it.

It's not arbitrary. The word "it's" is a contraction of "it is".

When you're a virgin, you'd go for anything, pal.

I hope she dies, promptly

The same is true for all of us. Social media is ruining society and media. Thanks mark zuckerberg.

true. correcting grammar is linguistic prescriptivism which is actually a product of white colonialism. notions of "logic" and "being technically correct" stem from the literature of rich white european men.

Friendly reminder that this rich ultra popular goddess willingly married an ape like femmie ex heroin junkie who used to suck dick for smack in dirty bathroom stalls.

Correcting the grammar of others is the product of insecurity and a dull wit.

>no argument or criticism
>proceeds to correct grammar

I've always thought her looks were severely overrated.

"Plain woman with largish breasts, gee wow, don't see that every day."

Time to stop projecting. I already fucked my wife tonight, what have you done, toothless?

>John's a faggot like you"
>"You suck John's penis three times a day"
Get it yet?

Ugh that first contraction made me cringe. Contractions should only be used in poetry when the meter requires it.

>a Jew jewing things up
who would've thought?

>Putting that sub-high school education to use

>net worth 275mil

>still

Cowtits are the best, fuck are you on about. An ugly girl can become attractive with a good pair of cowtits.

"John's a faggot like you" can be said in one breath whereas "John is a faggot like you" has to be done in two or else it sounds strange. Which one sounds better depends on the rhythm of your speech.

I want to cum in her so fucking much

then punch her for being a dickhead

Sounds like something a virgin would say.

>cowtits

Moooo

Goes to show heroin junkies are quite more capable than the average Romanian

What a fucking autist, that was obviously more of a typo than anything, or a brainslip rather, I think she knows it isn't 'it's'.

Sounds like your type of night, queermo

she dropped out of school when she was 15 and never had a reason to learn grammar

If Katy Hudson had stayed the nice Christian singer her parents raised her to be, she'd be happily married with 4+ kids now. Instead she's barren and divorced, chasing fame by whoring her tits out on the worse side of 30. Sad!

wait, she has implants?

Nah, just a very tight top I think. Probably works like a bra.

The fuck is going on here?

THIS

I would tit fuck her

BIMBO OPENS MOUTH.

FAKE

I want to have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating with katy perry

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Why do women always need to announce to the whole world that they're reading a book? It's not a big deal. If you're not reading at least a book a week, you're clinically retarded.

b-but I'm not ;_;
am i retarded?

Name one book the last 10 years that is a must read. Protip - You can't.

Damn, Twilight is 12 years old now.

Her tits are wonderful, though.

haven't read a book in 20 years and i'm doing just fine

Yeah, it's pretty interesting how that "male privilege" works when you're a pretty girl with big tits and can use Auto-Tune.

A Dance with Dragons

>Using autocorrect
lol plebs I bet you use swype keyboards too

" Lincoln's Melancholia" – – an excellent book by an independent scholar; no PhD.

Katy Perry is pretending to be an artist and intelligent instead of doing what she should be doing, namely POV blowjob porn.

if i write "cow tit's" does it become "cow tit is"?

Yeah hence cow tit's makes no sense. If in doubt about an apostrophe, don't use one.

seconded

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So youve been publicly shamed,

It even has an interview with the haxor named Sup Forums

(((make-up)))

>Leftists are illiterate fucks

And nobody is surprised.

stop using social media
t. varg

that is not how you read a book

ISBN-13: 978-0192851093, ISBN-10: 0192851098

i dont really mind that she is displaying the fact that she is reading that (((book))) but why must she parade her tits out like that. i mean they are awesome, but you could take that photo with the book covering her tits and still get the message across. is it a mental illness? it confuses me. if your trying to make a point about reading a book, make the photo about reading said book, not showing your tits. but i guess if thats all you have when your (((career))) is made up of manufactured music, auto tune, and boobs, well, stick to what you know.

Cow tit's can either be a possessive or an abbreviation of "cow tit is", depending on context. Cow tits, meanwhile, is a simple plural.

English is not a difficult language.

Technically it isn't arbitrary. It's there to distinguish it from it's. Being inconsistent doesn't make something arbitrary.

rare

This. I wish this cunt would go away already.

Yup classic proper English non cucked star.
>Nice tits.

"Cow tits" She's a d cup max. Nothing but a titty fraudin push up bra whore.

I got you senpai

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I'm a coke kind of guy,what's up did his youtube rants turn you into a revolutionary little che? Is he /yourguy/?

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Dumbshit here. Doesn't a possessive noun mean you actually do include the apostrophe?

It's a special case

Is she /ourgirl/ or what? I'm confused.

I need 2 breed that dumb amerikanski

You'd think, house's window, car's door, book's cover, but its cover not it's cover.

>That cow tits bitch is getting fucked by Legola's pensil dick.


She needs the BBC desu.

Most profitable boobs in history
Singer - can't sing
Ad image, not specialy beautiful
Probably will pose naked when her boobs get all shaggy
Nothing of use a part of that

how is you bantz game?

never read a book in my entire life because i'm too busy working and making 6 figures
people who have time for a book (AND 4 CHAN BTW) are neets or bottom of the food chain

Not an excuse, I always check my shit before I hit send to make sure it's right.

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i'll just post this here

I am Sven, knower of cuckoldry, prepper of bulls

>autocorrect did this
Not an argument

you don't use lowercase only while misspelling and omitting entire words? no excuse for not giving a heck

Gorilla Mindset

That's my fav

/mlp/ 100+ books
you illiterate
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Possesive apostrophe is a thing, but it's not a solid thing that everyone agrees on. Therefore aspies get assravaged over it.

Of all the things you could hammer this hypocritical degeneracy-peddler with, spelling and punctuation are the least.

*orangutan attitude

What a fucking retard. Katy Perry had it right.

IDK about you but I'm not a nigger

Other Romanian here, i may not have money, but at least i have a Ph.D in engineering.

>"cowtits, but id still put my face in them"
>what did he mean?

>when Sup Forums has a top tier taste in Chuck Tingle

Wonderful.

katy is my waifu, idk why but i'm obsessed with her

Wtf? Is Hollywood going to the right now?

because your a simple bitch