/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL : MORNING SHITPOSTS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>BOTUS Bundo/VP Pence/Ivanka host Military Families 5/9/17
youtu.be/0vxukC0qRi8
>Def Sec C.H.A.O.S. news conf w/danish def minister 5/9/17
youtu.be/6T6KPdgxDys
>VP Pence hosts Honor Flight Vets 5/8/17
youtu.be/x11q0MJaJ2I
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #15 5/5/17
youtu.be/BrCl3pb7F5I
>Pres Trump on 75th anniversary of Battle of the Coral Sea 5/4/17
youtu.be/gMqYCnUjuFg
>Trump meets with shitposting PM Turnbull 5/4/17
youtu.be/icNweI92bKg
>VP Pence Hosts Cinco De Mayo 5/4/17
youtu.be/_yAnV8cPi-A
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/House Leaders on obummercare repeal 5/4/17
youtu.be/SS2Acsokec8
>muh legacy 5/4/17
youtu.be/D6YS-Qozn9s
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Shit man, I made this way too fucking early why the fuck are you here?

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REMEMBER TO BASH FASHY AWOOS

user pls

> they play so sad

Donald Trump,

Please stop attacking the intel communities integrity. This undermining of the public image of the FBI is is exactly what Putin wants.

Love,

Joe Scarbarino

Oh, it's an "If every Jewish-owned media outlet reports the exact same thing, it'll be like they really retook the narrative" episode.

I feel bad for Comey, Trump should at least have told him personally. Comey might be a weasel but he still seemed like one of the few somewhat decent folks under Obama.

You niggers seen this new Boogie video where he bitches about r/the_donald and Sup Forums attacking him for being a fatass?

PAY FOR MY HEALTH INSURANCE

>Recently
Pepe has about 6 gorillion other forms, yet normies are brain dead enough to believe this

> recently

Also if they think Pepe Hitler is the most outrageous thing done to Pepe they must have missed pee pee poo poo Pepe saga. Who would say Sup Forums would succeed where /r9k/ failed miserably.

>The year is 2017. The war against pepe the frog and the entire globalist empire has been going for about a year now


Did you ever think that this would be the timeline you were going to live in 5 years ago?

January:
>"HAHAHA THE IC IS GONNA GET YOU, DRUMPF!"

May
>"Pls don't hurt IC ;( "

MOVEMENT

Here's that dossier.. Shh....

Im guessing he did or Trump found out something that ticked him off. He seemed to at least respect Comey, now he's pissing on the grave. Something is probably going to come out about him eventually.

AWOO!!

Hows trump's travel ban going? i haven't heard about it in a while until this
twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/861755369747615745

His eyes are beady and creepy.

No, but I love it nonetheless.
>High ranking government officials run in fear of a cartoon frog
Kek

GOD-EMPEROR GOING STRAIGHT HAM ON TWITTER RIGHT NOW

You...you can't kill a meme.

> Trump should at least have told him personally

You should acquaintance yourself with the world of high profile firing:

> call to a face to face meeting in a meeting room
> deliver a box with your belongings, announce you are fired, effective and immediate
> escort outside the building, all passes and credentials revoked

Doing it remotely is a bonus, prevent all sorts of shenanigans

So let me get this straight.
Lefties: I love comey he's gonna find Russia.

Comey: I can't fine Russia.

Lefties: wtf I hate you

Trump; you're fired

Lefties: wtf I love comey

PAY

>'killed off"
Sup Forums and other boards 'kill' Pepe and Wojak every couple of seconds.

Who gives a fuck...? This is the asshole who said no charges for Clinton and at the same time listed all the evidence for indicting her. Fuck Comey.

This, leftists have NO FUCKING PRINCIPLES, it's literally nothing but "us vs you reeee"

is it time?

Anyone have a link to the badge site AI makes?

Fuck off concern shill. No one should feel sorry for a man who is complicit in the coverup of the murder of American citizens and gross government conspiracy and money laundering. Comey belongs in a prison cell just like the Clintons.

>"respectable" news outlets reports on the death of a fucking cartoon frog
what a sad state they are in

>Site closed until Thursday May 11th 8PM EST (The next patch drop)
patch
dynamics
net

I feel about 7 years younger seeing this posted again

If Hillary fired him the commies would be ecstatic.

And Zyklon B just made this....

Good Morning.

COME HOME BEN

wew

Very funny. Now where's the original?

Pepemind

>garrison unironically draws pepe the frog

we don't even have to edit his work anymore

>4 leaf clover

>shortly after
naw. They went dropped the letter off before he knew about it. IIRC none of his staffers were there to receive the information.
FAKE NEWS

The man behind Comey's firing.

Jesus fucking christ. Why does anyone hate the idea of a wall?

>“Twilight zone. I was as disappointed and frustrated as anyone at how the email investigation was handled. But this terrifies me,” wrote former Clinton campaign manager Robby Mook on Twitter.

>“This should not be sugar coated. Firing Comey is up there in terms of the scariest things Trump has done,” wrote Former Obama White House Communications Director Jen Psaki on Twitter.

>Former Obama National Security Adviser Ben Rhodes was also appalled.

>“This is not normal. This is not healthy for a democracy. The fixed 10 year term for an FBI Director exists to prevent….this,” he wrote. “This justification several months into this Administration is just completely and insultingly unbelievable.”

>Senate Democrats also flocked to Twitter to share their reactions and accuse Trump of trying to cover up the investigation.

>“If we don’t get a special prosecutor, every American will rightfully suspect that the decision to fire Comey was part of a cover-up,” said Senate Majority Chuck Schumer who questioned the timing of Trump’s decision.

>“No more excuses: We need an independent special prosecutor to investigate the Trump Administration’s ties to Russia,” wrote Sen. Kristen Gillibrand.

>“Trump firing Comey shows how frightened the administration is over Russia investigation,” Sen. Tim Kaine said on Twitter. He accused the Trump White House of trying “to cover up the truth.”

>“This is Nixonian,” wrote Sen. Bob Casey on Twitter. “Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein must immediately appoint a special prosecutor to continue the Trump/Russia investigation.”

>“You’re creating a crisis of confidence in our Justice Department,” wrote Sen. Chris Van Hollen to Trump on Twitter, criticizing the president’s “You’re Fired” approach.

>CNN

f-fake news

>Trump fires Comey
>then proceeds to shit all over him
He is pissed.
Best baka.

>t. part of the problem

>if I bought one I could have made rent instead of having to sell one of my guns

dat four leaf clover dope

You'll never be a meme.

Because it's racist, user

I wanna fuck that demon in the butt. I have grown bored again and need something new like that.

>he didn't buy one

Why are they taking our place, everybody knows we have more than 60~70k homicides per year, do we need to attach "War" to it for it to be reported?
I'm gonna send an email to Tucker calling it a "War on an Unarmed population".
Maybe they'll report it.

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Commies everywhere m8.

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>OH NO DRUMPF DID THIS THING THAT AS THE CHIEF OF THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH OF THE UNITED STATES HE HAS THE EXPLICIT RIGHT TO DO #RESIST #NOTMYPRESIDENT #IMPEACHTRUMP

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I've got one and I don't even live in us at the moment, step it up

Imagine how much Trump just humiliated Mexico doing this
International news outlets will do a piece on this.
Mexican tourism could drop as dramatically as Macy's

The bunny behind the curtain.

There was an OVA in case you missed it.

Yeah we were responsible for 10% of the world's homicides in 2015. But don't let the goyim know or they won't visit the open dumpster fire that is Rio.

>tried to buy one but no international shipping
My one greatest regret from the entire political cycle.. I don't know how I can ever live this one down... I-I guess I'm with her now...

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morning so far

youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

Thanks user, I needed that. Will watch eventually.

anyone catch that alpha romeo on F&F?
notice anything?

So Trump..

>Reaffirms the US' fight against Al-Assad/Russia
>Flirts with the idea of war with N.Korea
>Claims you can be both Globalist and Populist
>Has a fuck-ton of kikes working for him


And you guys are still drinking the kool-aid? Why? Is it hard for a lot of you fucks to even think about criticizing Trump or what?

Morning Joe sucks. Mika is one dumb bitch.

Northeast kills way more people though.

No shit

>butthurt muzzie-dicklicking /sg/ faggot still pissing his diaper
Thanks for all the laughs

Mika is a frigid cunt, Joe is Joe. Sad!

I wanna fire Kasumi

It's gonna be a wild 8 years

Yep

>Morning Joe sucks. Mika is one dumb bitch.
haha she was fucking mad at hugh hewitt who was agreeing with the AGs office to the point of directly accusing him of doing the white house's bidding

It was 'Nationalist and a Globalist' you stupid Bong

Why do Republican presidents talk strength and end up with more peace(aside from Bush II)?

What's the first?

Hot springs shenanigans.
youtu.be/wOe5W1x1gAA
Also this got made.

Only went to Porto de Galinhas up there, heard the rest is like a state sized Detroit.
>tfw had to leave comfy rural Minas Gerais to go to São Paulo for uni
JUST

That's what we voted for, ahmed

Cry me a fucking river

Either Syria or Iraq

>60~70k homicides per year

jeez

>Dopey /sg/ retards can't even quote the president properly. Must be something in the memes -- big problem!

Because they don't want to start ww3 with russia, like democrats do

Any niggers here? Most of you are probably more nigger than me.I would be glad to call you a nigger.

Ohboi, you are killing me lad. I need it. Hotsprings are my fetish.

Green really isn't my color and I'm not Irish, I would have sold it anyway because I needed the cash after my car broke down, guess that's just the way it is.

>Dobbs didn't take O'Reilly's spot
Bullshit

Because most Republicans are cynical, yet realistic about world affairs.
They know that "diplomacy" and "talking" only works with Military strength, and therefore ensures peace.
In other words, Might is right.

KEK