Brit/pol/ - Rwandan Genocide edition

>Tory election fraud: findings announced by CPS 11am 10/05/17
order-order.com/2017/05/09/cps-tory-charging-decisions-11am-tomorrow/
archive.is/UZMU6

>May stages One show appearance - her humanity remains unproven
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39865991
archive.is/JEZA6

>Labour trio expelled from party for their part in Hunt dethroing plot
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4490120/Labour-trio-expelled-plot-unseat-Jeremy-Hunt.html
archive.is/3MhSD

>Lib Dems pledge £7bn on schools including £1bn on tampons
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/lib-dems-schools-policy-7-billion-uncosted-a7727071.html
archive.is/bXkHs

>Queen spent UK aid on Bahraini military parade
theguardian.com/global-development/2017/may/09/uk-aid-paid-for-military-band-to-play-at-queens-birthday-event-in-toxic-bahrain
archive.is/wF47H

>Jeremy Corbyn threatens to come after ‘greedy bankers and crooked financiers’
cityam.com/264403/jeremy-corbyn-threatens-come-after-greedy-bankers-and
archive.is/L1hdK

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strawpoll.me/12935004
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38056243
theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/21/germany-sharia-police-court-ruling
rt.com/news/367803-sharia-police-german-court/
theyworkforyou.com/mp/24739/glyn_davies/montgomeryshire/votes
telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/10764386/Minister-failed-to-punish-Tory-official-for-gay-orgy.html
strawpoll.me/12935004/r
youtube.com/watch?v=A0hPgm_CBwM
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-39867690
theyworkforyou.com/mp/11450/madeleine_moon/bridgend/votes
twitter.com/BrexitCentral/status/862314907395641345
theyworkforyou.com/mp/24921/richard_graham/gloucester
theyworkforyou.com/mp/24934/mike_freer/finchley_and_golders_green/votes
cdns1.httpid.com/w2116/2015/08/yvette-cooper.jpg
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Western animation

Oh how the Anglos have fallen it's not too late to stay in the EU.

>what is love

baby don't hurt me

don't hurt me

no more

I love mummy

lads, serious question

if there is a riot that gets out of control in london this summer and disorder spreads across the UK where is the official /britpol/ meetup location?

strawpoll.me/12935004

Don't make me gas you.

P o w y s

Nowhere because none of us live in (((London))) so we'll be safe.

They're making Britain a house of Islam.

Why doesn't Momentum just become a new political party with Corbyn at the helm?

Ackbar!

Reminder that Germany has more Muslims than Britain, in terms of both population count and percent of population

My Flat in Osaka.

A German making fun of us over immigration.

You're the one that's just taken in 1 million fighting age muslims, at least all of ours are retarded inbred pakistanis.

That's surely where it will be heading if Corbyn doesn't stand down after his imminent loss.

I can see them polling around Greens if they do that, so to be fair it wouldn't be that bad an idea.

LOL if I seen these nubs, instant fight.

>breitbart
This probably didn't happen.

Is our Blood Shortage more critical than ever before?

After the BLOOD DROUGHT of 2013 - are we ever likely to see another flood into our markets?

With only six BLOOD REFINERIES remaining in the country and the looming closure of three - are we facing the death of our people and nation? IS this the final end?

It's easier to take over a party than make a new one, see Trump/GOP and Momentum/Labour. We should just take over the tories and go full 1488.

Vote Pirate lads

There are are at least 3 regular anons from landinstahn

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38056243
theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/21/germany-sharia-police-court-ruling
rt.com/news/367803-sharia-police-german-court/

There you go, all the biases covered.

Which one of you is this

Oh it happened.

theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/21/germany-sharia-police-court-ruling
ALLAHU ACKBAR!

Who has a /basedMP/ here?

Also let's have some /local/posting

Picture seriously out of date. Let those people who were going to die anyway die. Blood is a last resort anyway.

kek

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We really need a smug Cromwell.

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>fillette
That means "little girl" in French. What a stupid name.

I need it. I'm down to 500ml of pure blood a day. Any less and my skin is going to start sloughing off.
My Beadiatrician says that I am in danger of full degeneration. I do not want to end up like the people on Jeremy Kyle, addled, confused, violent and deformed due to this deficiency.

I wish this picture was one of the regular memes, where they cherry pick the worst possible apocalypse scenario and make a witty meme out of it, pretending that's the case everywhere.

Sadly, This picture is not a meme. In fact, up the road from me in Rochdale this picture wouldn't even cover it.

Mine is alright, I guess.
theyworkforyou.com/mp/24739/glyn_davies/montgomeryshire/votes

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the man looks the happiest of all of them.

James Gray

I remember at my school, all the Pakis would refuse to sit in assembly and do their homework in the dining hall.

They were also exempt from R.E. and could do their homework for other lessons during that too.

Besides killing the Potatos, what did Cromwell do wrong?

What did he do right?

>tfw even our pakis are better

>tfw you were part of the last generation to have no shitskins in their school
Feel bad for kids now desu.

>Besides killing the Potatos, what did Cromwell do wrong?
He was a bit of an extremist lad.

>What did he do right?
Ended degeneracy and stopped a Catholic takeover. Although he let Jews in, stupid move.

/shitMP/ here
Her majority fell to

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>Dominic Raab voted in favour of repealing the Human Rights Act 1998

Yes

Based Black Tory

Cromwell was a fag

Do your own history homework and fuck off. GR 2

the kids from that school all get on the bus I go into town on its fucking tragic

Must be a fucking big bus.

Cromwell put an end to us just being your average European monarchy. He went quite far but in the end he brought a good balance between the crown and the parliament. He also created the army (or so someone said).

Personally I like him because he was /local/, he annoys Micks and the Roundheads looked better than the Cavalier poofs.

Peterborough a shit. My shitty town is 14% more patriotic.

dont have an MP mine died the old fucker, and the by-election called off cos the GE, I'm gonna vote for Galloway

>Dayton "crushing pakis like tic tackys" manor

Pakis are absolute shit tier, we should have killed all the muzzies in the British Raj when we had the chance.

>(((Raab)))
I quite like the guy tbf

My MP made a tweet at Nigel asking him to get hit by a bus or something. Gonna look for it, give me a minute.

He's basically just a career politician. Don't like him at all (my MP, not Nige.)

double decker right big

My MP accused the Tory party of using tax payers money to fund gay orgies
telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/10764386/Minister-failed-to-punish-Tory-official-for-gay-orgy.html

Is Glasgow the home of our most notorious shitposters?

Wouldn't be surprised.

Such a dead city.

strawpoll.me/12935004/r

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Like this.
youtube.com/watch?v=A0hPgm_CBwM

>We need to ban assault water rides, they're racist

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-39867690

>yfw the kid that died is a Mudslime

Dayton "Drown the Browns" manor

Saving this.

10/10

Suddenly no fucks given.

IPs traced to bethnal green.

>I'm gonna vote for Galloway
Which one are you then, muslim or commie?

delet this

I'll bet five whole British pound sterling that nobody in this thread has an MP worse than mine

theyworkforyou.com/mp/11450/madeleine_moon/bridgend/votes

Drown Brown Abbey.

>Tony Blair squirms as Matthew Elliott tells him he must accept Brexit - before admitting he 'may be right'

twitter.com/BrexitCentral/status/862314907395641345

What criteria? My one is a married and gay and Jewish.

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Christ, pretty lefty. Reflects the area though doesn't it?

theyworkforyou.com/mp/24921/richard_graham/gloucester
not too bad, he's a definite carpetbagger though.

>Drayton "rapid jihad" Manor

bacon and water slides here we will not allow it.

The ride itself is the fault #notallwaterslides.

P o w y s

Think he deleted it. Nigel made a tweet about never going in a plane again and my MP replied saying, 'go on, please do, or something to that effect.'

Like to see him squirm in the noose

Drayton Manor: Fun Sets You Free

Moggy reporting in

England and wales vs Scotland
>At least wales kept it's celtic language and heritage

theyworkforyou.com/mp/24934/mike_freer/finchley_and_golders_green/votes

P E T E R B O R O U G H

Alton Towers is code word for anti-white.

>keeping a dead language that only survived because of rural inbreeding

>(YOU)

>Virtually identical
cdns1.httpid.com/w2116/2015/08/yvette-cooper.jpg

Is it dare I say, /OurRide/

that kfc went right through me, i don't think i'm right to go to work tomorrow

what's up cunts?

>peterborough
how do you pronounce this
Pee-ta-bruh?

hes the only one brave enough to name the jew in parliament, we are going to make gorton an israeli-free zone

It's a fun ride, like Rumba Rapids in Thorpe Park.

People often ask me, have you ever been to a second plane of existance populated onlly by despair and decay?
I reply yes, I have, and it was called Peterborough Bus Station.

Get ready for it to be shut down forever

It's pronounced 'alla-hu ack-bar'