ITT: We give Americans a free education out of the kindness of our hearts

ITT: We give Americans a free education out of the kindness of our hearts.

Hungary shouldn't remind you of food.

Wouldn't Hungary beat turkey in a way?? Because hunger usually eats turkey? ???

It sounds more like what we did we do with Gary?

Oh we hung Gary

I crave the darkest colored cocks.

2+2=5

STOP

REEEEE

We're US citizens.

No

>War-sester-shire sauce

You mean war-sester-sure.

*slurps big gulp*

you fhuking bwrititsh fuckths, i swbear to gob I wbill wheel chair ovber their and sthit in your moubth

*wheelchairs home*

Having an efficient units system is good

There is no need to circumcise newborns

Jewishness is not passed by the mother only

Tipping servers is retarded

McDonald's isn't a restaurant

Fruity loops and coco puffs aren't food

How is this politics? I think this belongs more on Sup Forums

Race is more complex than just skin color

Do you fear education that much?

should Niger remind me of niggers?

STOP GETTING EDUCATING

wow really made me think there, fish & chips nigger.

No it's not. I may be burger but I'm not retarded enough to believe that. If you're white.. then you're obviously white. Making it more complicated than that is like making 6 gorillion genders

kek.

>Politics and education have no interaction
American education.

Because Hungary is so poor they have no good? God bong you are a real asshole to say that.

I just bought a glock. AMA

>rubber mallet

Oh no you could give someone a headache.

>buying grenades

You must have some Swedish ancestry.

I'm not inbred enough to stuff 10mm in a .40

Good man. Enjoy your new fun, friend.

Cooking isn't hard, instead of going out and eating chocolate fried gravy every evening try to find a store which sells fresh foods, products you most likely have never seen in your life, let's start with something fucking easy.

Step 1. Buy your shit
In this example we'll be making pasta, you can choose any weird shapes related to the spaghetti or macaroni race.
There is also shitskin pasta which is literally brown, green or even red but those are disgusting.
Try and look for meat or chicken, you can buy for 2-3 people since you'll save a lot which you then eat the next day.
Then you go to a place which you've only visited in your nightmares, a place in the store where they sell vegetables, I know you want to run away to your local Mcburgertaco joint but take a moment and a deep breath and try to find a mix of vegies you like, pretty much anything goes with pasta so I won't force you to eat champiognons or brocoli.

Step 2
Put water in pan, boil the water, when its boiling put the pasta in the water.
When you wait for this shit you use a knife, a real one, not a plastic one you're used to when slobbering down your KentuckyMcheartattackchickengravy.
Cut your meat, throw some spices on it because no one is doing that for you
Put oil in pan, cook your meat, when it's golden brown throw the veggies on it.
You can't sit down and watch hand egg 30 minutes or chat about drumpf you need to hustle the food around so it doesn't burn.
Don't forget to do this too with the sperghetti or w/e you put in there.

After some time you can taste it, when it looks good, then you empty the water from the pasta, throw some oil in the pan, put it back in, heat it and hustle it some more for a few seconds (otherwise sperghetti very sticky icky).
Then you throw that shit on a plate and the meat + veggies on top.

taa-daa, you've made a meal which doesn't give you diabetus.

Bon appetiteet you fat fucks

How to successfully eat a Kinder Egg without your retarded child dying.

1 - Eat the Chocolate
2 - Play with the Toy

DO NOT REVERSE THE NUMBERS.

Top kek.
I'll never understand how that ban passed.
This "think about the children" excuse is fucking everything up

>kinder egg
You wot m8

Where have you been?

We are just as bad mate. Our coppers are fucking idiots thinking every stick or tree branch is a potential weapon. Still haven't been IDed for buying knives though, I think thats a bit of a myth. Bought a Cold Steel machete to dick around with in the garden, no problems at all.

>Burgers will never fill the capsules with baking soda and water and throw them at people

It is though. It's not just the colour of the skin, there are other physical differences between whites, blacks, asians etc

Kinder Chocolate is really nice too, luckily you can buy it in bars now, and not seem like a manchild buying toys just for the nice chocolate.

Dafuq? What fresh jewrey is this?

why do your judges wear tranny wigs?

It's a Russian cultural war, they take their silly dolls and turn them into food in the hopes that when they eventually invade and reveal their true feathered nature we will feel more comfortable about them

IT'S TRADITION YOU FUCK

you don't play football with your hands

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I'm not a Jew I swear

Yes you do. It's ladyball that you play with your feet.
We are Americans. We are allowed to change shit and force it on people cuz freedom

wtf can Europe teach us that we don't already know?

>Hey guys look, it's important to not want freedom and to be a little bitch to your government. Also, be cucks and let dirty fuckin refugees invade your country.

You can consume alchol at the age of 18 here in alberta so all you young burgerlings should come here more often to party

British ketchup

No it's called Rugby and you don't have to dress like you're trying to fight Saladin when you play it

We can teach you about the effects of prolonged exposure to socialism. That and how to ruin your continent in 100 years.

There are more Macdo's in France than the US Francois

>Muh "it's not fun unless somebody gets serious brain damage" sport

>implying socialism, as we have it, is not better than what burgers have
Not surprising, since your country is a crypto jew state.

Turkey is not named after an edible bird.

memes aside usa is truly a great country you guys are lucky, preserve it

Well yeah. You know how we are over here

>eating plain spaghetti
at least put something into it: Aglio Olio e Peperoncino, literally Onion, olive oil, chili pepper

Guns kill people

...

No, you could cave someones skull in with it.

I'm only guessing, but I don't think this rubber mallet was confiscated from Mr. Chumley-Warner as he strolled through Regents Park at 6'o'clock on a wednesday evening.

or this, even better

Don't be a kiss ass

I'm not a fan of onions. I replace it with garlic where possible

You just don't understand that Americans think in base 3.

Is that why you're all far more leftist than the average American?

Maybe you should spend more time worrying about the invasion of your country and the bubble that is your healthcare system.

You can marry your first cousin in Finland.

Why are euros offended when I tell them I'm not fat?

Lying is disrespectful

>Typical Norwegian

We made a board for your faggot cancer threads now go fuck off to because this shit isn't politics related. When you got that down kindly kys after.

there are no polarbears on our streets

Let me give some policing advice to my British brothers.
When muslims are systematically raping thousands of your children, arrest the muslims and not the fathers of said children.

Oh and don't re-hire everyone involved with the event with higher paying jobs.

Why are Brits so ugly and why do they talk like fags?

"Blimey shimmersham on the turtlewonker"

That's fag talk

Muslims ate them all.

actually that would be the gypsies, they'll flaw a pidgeon in broad daylight squat down and eat it, no shitting

w8 sry, I confued the word. Aglio is garlic

Kinda makes you miss the Saami biting off reindeer testicles before you genocided them, huh?

That's actually Australian.

We are ugly though.

It reminds me of paprika and that is food