Say something nice about my country

DO IT!

Zagreb is a nice city, people are quite friendly.

It exists?

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I knew a Croatian some years ago. He was a nice guy.
He did get offended when I told him his girlfriend looked like his sister though

That's true

No one knows you exist and you have nothing of value so you probably won't be invaded or anything.

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Nice sea (tho you stole some of our coastline), have an apartment there

nigger

Sorry to end the thread by presenting you with an impossible task.

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You have a lot of coastline and you have pretty girls

you're teeny tiny bit better than mudshits

pretty colors

Good for vacation

The name is pleasing to say

What is that suppose to be. What kind of pepe is that

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you and your neightbours are quite..quite something special (and beautiful might i add, beautiful women,culture and landscape everything)

I have heard you have high quality potassium exports.

my waifu

Ugly

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Dude, she will bitch slap you with her clit

Istria is a nice place

Hands down Croats are the best Serbs!!

And Serbs are quite decent Turks

Her vagina has its own happy trail

are you self hating or something??
talk to me we can talk about it.

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kek

nice coastline

Kek

classics.com
But in reality, italia literally dicked you. I dont know why they had to basicly close you off the sea.

Everyone hates scum from Herzegovina and wants them dead 24/7

Thx pls visit.

I didn't know you existed until now. So you got that going for ya.

Slovens and Serbs dont need beaches

I'm a big fan of your work when it comes to removing Gypsy-Turks, Gypsies and Jews.

t. Orthodox Albanian

All the croats I know are incredibly hardworking and nice.
Also fairly tall and you seem to hate turks

And what I have seen from your country is beatiful

Don't why you guys are always scared of having to return to it.

I like that you speak serbian so we can understand eachother

Your flag looks ok I guess

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You guys are basically the only neighbours we don't hate.

I mean historically speaking, you've had your own nobility, you've formed an autonomous society, an you've bled for Hungary numerous times.

>Say something nice about my country
I don't think so kebob

>Don't why you guys are always scared of having to return to it.
I assume too much corruption and not enough opportunity. They were ex-commies, and so was Kosova and Albania, so I assume the outcome was the same.

I would just think a country full of croats who are this hardworking should do well.
Communism really is cancer.

You removed some subhumans called Serbs. Good job.

The numbers are exaggerated

Your culture is unique

and it's miles, miles away kek

bosnian scum, classic

Someone redpill me on serbia and serbians, are they on our side?

This map was updated

>implying it's possible to test the iq of an entire nation
>random picture as a source

I know, all holohoax numbers are, but I wish they weren't.

No, they hate your guts.

and guess what? albanians are still on their sub 80 iq level kek

get out of my country subhuman

old loyal ally

consider visiting croatia this year

At least you're not Bosnia?

You guys are cool imigrants and integrate well after two generations
Nice coastline too tbqh
would annex/10

True, slovenes are some of our biggest tourists.

Why couldn't you remove Kebab with Serbs?

>You guys are basically the only neighbours we don't hate

Because maybe because you border with your self, Voivodina.

Nishi is rightful Albanian clay.

You're coastline is beautiful and I enjoy watching your conspiracy shows.

@124983171
not even worth giving a (You)

Almost all white

That is if you count slavs as white.

Is Croatia the one Balkan with the hot MILF leader?

Because they wanted to conquer literaly our whole territory and just leave us with this

We wuz Dalmatians and shit

Yup.

I'll help you out with that Now google Dardania.

>14.000.000 turists a year

not bad.

You have a nice anthem:
>Our beautiful homeland,
>O so fearless and gracious.
>Our fathers' ancient glory,
>May you be blessed forever.
>Dear, you are our only glory,
>Dear, you are our only one,
>Dear, we love your plains,
>Dear, we love your mountains.
>Sava, Drava, keep on flowing,
>Danube, do not lose your vigour,
>Deep blue sea, tell the world,
>That a Croat loves his homeland.
>Whilst his fields are kissed by sunshine,
>Whilst his oaks are whipped by wild winds,
>Whilst his dear ones go to heaven,
>Whilst his live heart beats.

You are good at removing kebab.
Arkan was a great man.

I get the funny remove kebab memes,but you are quite ignorant about the war.Serbs did side with Bosniaks in some cities and areas in Bosnia when it benefited them.It's understandable because at times, it was a war all against all.

Cool flag.

And your country was pretty good at basketball once.

And from what I heard you're good at what Americans call soccer

That's not her for the hundred time

I thought Arkan was Serbian. I could be wrong.

kek
Why do we even have a kebab remover meme?

Yeah, for sure, for such a small country its pretty great having best coast on the planet. And we have not stopped growing each year since the end of war. So i hope this year is good to. Shit ton of koreans and germans here already.

Serbs are turkish spawn. Don't get your culture from memes burger.

Because serbs here push for it. So people have different idea about the yugo war, "it was because we wanted to remove kebab" and so on. It took off, gj.

Thank you for The Based Sam

>ywn motorboat the President of Croatia.

Why live?

I passed trought Croatia last year. Asians everywhere, I was shocked. Nice country but last part near Montenegro has still shitty streets

>gj
I'm not Serbian, I'm Orthodox Albanian btw

I'm well aware of the fact that Serbs more often sided with kebab than they removed it.

well thats mostly our fault or Montenegrins

good genes, my gf is 10/10 qt and croatian, thanks for keeping it white and exporting

If it was in summer, then you can see by those stats why they are so noticable.Always see them over the summer, they stay in groups following tourist guides. And yeah many many parts with shitty streets.

@124983764
stop giving me (You)s you filthy albonigger
also nobody cares about provinces of byzantine empire 10+ centuries ago when you practically didn't even exist

What's publics on Dietrich Matešić?

The HS2000 is a fine pistol, your country made a fantastic side-arm for itself.

You guys removed a LOT of kebab in ww2.

you are like totally EUROPEAN, NOT BALKAN, you dont even speak the same language as the SERBS you are totally absolutely NOT SERBS NOT BALKAN AT ALL NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BALKANS totally NOT THE SAME LANGUAGE OR CULTURE SO DIFFERENT FROM BALKAN BARBARIANS SO CIVILIZED AND CULTURED

Yeah, that was the time when you were still in the far East, roach.

Why are you so butthurt?

@124985606
sure, in your fantasies
why do you keep giving me (You)s?

Still though.

Would.

Best water polo coach I ever had was Croatian. But that makes sense because you guys are the best water polo players in the world

Youre alright but Serbs are better at sports and thus physically superior. But youre economically superior. If you guys teamed up youd be...GERMANS!