>yfw President Trump is exhausting congress and the media with the constant action and response cycle >by the time the first year is over they wont even know what's real or not anymore >everything he does after year one will go through without a hitch we're in for a long, fun ride boys
Christian Bell
Forgot to add. Skip to 1:04 for some very recognizable vox if not patient.
Easton Perry
Yes. And people who talked about it were derided.
wheres the bong thread btw lad
Levi Barnes
>have daytime panel show for the housewives >fire your prime time guy >move your daytime show to a later spot >create new daytime show with the z-level stars this is what happens when you put sjws in charge
"According to reports first shipment of heavy weapons were delivered by the Trump administration for the YPG in Qamishlo"
Turk roach/ISIS extermination time!
Jose Carter
>when you find out this was the first step of the trump/putin conspiracy >to reclaim constantinople
Ryder Sullivan
DEUS VULT
Joseph Russell
does anyone have *that* cap of the cryin schumer tweet? you know the one
Camden James
bump
David Young
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Adrian Wilson
Checked
Michael Hernandez
sup anons. This is the story of my work in the White House. It’s not so much a story of redpilling and deporting Mexicans like I'd hoped it would be, but I don’t regret for a minute what I experienced instead. First, a little background.
I graduated law school in the spring of 2016, and being an open Trump supporter, it was fucking hard. Even the conservatives distanced themselves from me, and a few days after I graduated, my employer-to-be, a white-shoe securities firm in NYC, rescinded their offer. The circumstances, honestly, made it clear that some professor decided to shit on me, but I knew there wasn’t anything I could do without tainting my name even further in the market. So, I did the sensible thing and went to work for the Trump campaign after taking the New York bar. I kept my head down and worked hard, and apparently somebody liked me, because I got tapped to join the transition team shortly after the win, and I later moved on to the White House.
What really changed things was Kellyanne Conway. She’d had a big role from the start, though it had waxed and waned in November as we figured everything out. But later in the month, and especially into December, she began to stake out her claim. She was ferocious. She annexed me, along with most of the guys I worked with, so fast you’d think we were the Sudetenland. She needed staff, and we were mostly fucking around, so she started giving us jobs. Before I knew it, we were hers.
So this is where the story really begins. It’s early February and the first EO got blocked by the 9th Circuit. I'd mostly been doing research for Kellyanne Conway, which amounted to a lot of memos. Anyway, I was going to drop some work off in her office on a Friday. I knocked, went in, and there she was, wine glass in hand, dressed impeccably. Apparently she’d just done a press conference. This was her usual routine after that. She was muttering about August Flentje and Pierce v. Society of Sisters.
We generally knew to steer clear of Kellyanne when she was on a tear like this. Not that she was drunk or particularly vicious, but that it was a good idea to just let her ride it out. Well, that day I made the mistake of getting in the zone of danger.
"Let me see that!" Kellyanne snatched the memo out of my hand and leafed through it. She kicked back in her chair and put her feet up on her desk while I stood there. What a sight. Her legs are long, slender, and just perfect. I couldn’t help but stare a little. The light toned flesh, the defined calf muscles, the bony knees, going all the way up to her firm thighs... I started to imagine her playing with my cock between her ankles, and then moving to fucking her thighs...
Well, that was my mistake. I forgot that Kellyanne is a fast reader. Before I knew it, she was clearing her throat, and looking up at me from the memo. "U-uh ex-excuse..." I stammered, trying to back my way out of the room. "Hold it. You think you're getting out of here so easy?" I knew I was screwed at that point.
Nathaniel Stewart
DONALD YOU WEASEL, I'LL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS YOU CAN'T FIRE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hudson White
smell my feet, user
Landon King
If my theory is right this is why trump lined up firing Comey around the same time he was investigating Russian suspicions, now I know it sounds outlandish but Trump will probably come out clean after this proving his innocence and putting this narrative to rest.
James Cooper
*blocks your path* DRUMPF! DISAVOW RICHARD NIXON RIGHT NOW!
Joshua Clark
Really makes me think.
Owen Williams
okay what is from
Alexander Roberts
"What do you think you were looking at there? Don’t lie to me," she ordered. "I guess, your legs, Ms. Conway," I sheepishly responded. She was right up in my face, ready to lay into me. "And what were you thinking when you were looking there?" I gulped, "I uh... I was just thinking about getting work done... uh... I was staring off into space." She got angrier, "Liar! You men are all alike. You can’t see women in the office as equals, think they’re just sex objects! You're the reason that bitch Clinton almost won! Did you know that?!"
"I’m sorry Ms. Conway, I just wasn't thinking," I said, thinking this might defuse her. She got a gleam in her eye. "I don’t buy that for a second, and," she said, looking straight down, "Clearly you don’t either."
>whyboner.png Except, of course, I knew exactly why. Those fucking legs. She grabbed a pencil off her desk, and tapped the eraser against the still-growing tent I had pitched in my suit pants. "This thing down here is a good lie detector." She looked up at me and smirked. "Sit down," she said, pointing to the couch she kept in her office. "I'll teach you to keep your mind on your job."
As soon as I sat down, she turned around and backed her firm ass into me, sitting in my lap. "Wh-what’re you doing, Ms. Conway?" I grunted as her ass struck my cock. She rotated sideways and looked at me, "I'm going to read the rest of this memo, obviously." She went back to it, bringing her legs up onto the couch, effectively straddling me. Every once in awhile, she'd take her pencil and underline something. As she moved to do this, she'd grind her ass into me slightly. This went on for several minutes. My heart felt like it was going to explode out of my chest. What if someone walked in? What would she say? Holy fuck, I could explode at any moment!
Brody Moore
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Thomas Martin
Awoo?
Wyatt Foster
wonder what's on the news tonigh-
Brandon Martin
>First place Trump >Second place Hillary >Third place Cruz
Looks like the battle for fourth begins soon.
Matthew Evans
is this actually a good idea? i want it for the lulz but i just don't see the point
Logan Mitchell
i love huma
i can't resist her..
Asher Jenkins
Her perfume teased my nostrils, and she had largely given up on making any notes as she just grinded away against me. I figured, at this point, I was going to enjoy it, and screw the consequences. I put my arms around her slim waist and pushed myself into her back, caressing her, and feeling her golden hair tickle my forehead. This was the most powerful woman in the country and she was rubbing her fine ass all over my cock, with just a few layers of fabric in between.
I started to push myself up and caress her neck as I panted harder and harder, knowing I was nearing my limit. Suddenly, she pushed away, standing up and walking back towards her desk. I didn't know what had happened, but she'd left me just inches shy of blowing my load. As she sat back down at her desk, she looked up at me, flashing a smug grin. "You know I’m faithfully married. It isn’t polite to ogle married women."
She gestured to the door. "Let's call it a night. Good memo. I expect many more like it in the future."
I could feel my cheeks flush as I walked out of her office, trying to conceal my erection. As the door shut behind me, I could hear her giggle.
Luke Miller
Fact: a substantial percentage of Joeposters are leafs and bongs
Fact: I have never seen a single second of Joe, but I love Joeposting
Therefore: I love leafs and bongs
Jeremiah Cox
DONT EVEN SAY THE WORD WEASEL I AM NOT A WEASEL THE FBI ARE NOT WEASELS
Jace Nguyen
stories like this are better than porn
William Sanchez
DID I JUST HEAR WHAT I THOUGHT I HEARD
Dylan Long
Im writing a book guys, whats a good nu-male name for one of my characters?
Leafs and Bongs are your siblings. This just means you have a strong sense of family.
Logan Myers
kek
Brandon Reyes
Danger 5
Nathan Smith
Daniel Aiden Thomas (not Tom, Thomas) Johnathon (not John)
Ryan Jenkins
What stream do you guys watch for Dobbs?
Thomas Williams
the fuck
Samuel Perez
Ptetty good desu.
Owen Lee
>tfw just got my lease application approved and moving to Stockton, California in July to start a new life in the US of A!
I finally got my dream job you guys! I can't fucking wait to move to America! Any of you lads want to meet up at the sports bar for a pint of craft next month? I'm gonna be a Yank!
Brody Wright
Stefan Dustin Jayden
Brayden Reed
Joss
Gabriel Taylor
Josh
Aaron Clark
Niggers don't accomplish anything ever and they have nigger pride.
Ian Nelson
Carl
Justin White
My political waifu!
Wyatt Parker
It's the doj who says it's bullshit
Ayden Cruz
She needs a strait jacket.
Connor Lee
if she's unhinged it'll be fucking great
also why the fuck is bill always asleep on his feet
Joseph Cooper
Jeb!
Kayden Williams
>grab em by the pussy lmao
Brody Richardson
Oh, that's great you're holding yourself up to the standard of niggers and not higher!
Aaron Bell
She's been confirmed insane since January dude..
Gabriel Garcia
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Austin Bailey
Sounds like you know you're not on the list of leafs that wont be raked :^)
