Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

>Labour manifesto leaked
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39877439
>Fines for businesses that pay their staff high wages and a business levy on profits.
>Tax hikes on self employed.
>£250 billion more borrowing over a decade for social policies.
>60% of all energy must come from renewable sources.
>Nationalise energy firms, royal mail, bus firms and railways.
>protect the right to "a nomadic way of life" and support gypsies, travellers and the Roma community.
>Raise the minimum wage to the level £10 per hour by 2020.
>Labour will establish a National Investment Bank financed with an injection of public capital.
>The party will also create a Ministry of Labour to hand more power to trade unions.
>No plan to reduce migration rates.

>Tory election fraud:CPS are not prosecuting.
newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/05/tories-won-t-be-prosecuted-election-fraud-left-should-keep-their-chins
archive.is/UZMU6

>May stages One show appearance - her humanity remains unproven
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39865991
archive.is/JEZA6

>Labour trio expelled from party for their part in Hunt dethroing plot
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4490120/Labour-trio-expelled-plot-unseat-Jeremy-Hunt.html
archive.is/3MhSD

>Lib Dems pledge £7bn on schools including £1bn on tampons
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/lib-dems-schools-policy-7-billion-uncosted-a7727071.html
archive.is/bXkHs

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youtu.be/8EiHQlh2TJM?t=10m40s
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ayayaaaaaa

Start buying buns in the oven.

emotions desu

G-good Night Anglo-senpais. . .

Don't let Corbyn nationalise headpats. . . I need them. . .

id put her bun in my... oven?

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From previous thread.

Teacakes.

Girls desu

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What shall be done about the eternal redditor?

>Labour
>increasing taxes on the elf-employed
>grind the already overtaxed working class further into the dirt

The absolute fucking state of Labour, they can fucking burn

election-game.co.uk

Post results lads

H-have a nice night

nationalization is a popular policy.
Might do it.

How did he get it all so right?

overrated tbqh

Join the fuckin' club m9. Got any booze in?

Post your favourite ABBA tunes lads.

No Aussie trip cunts allowed.

You can see from this one and the next that clearly some kind of memorandum went out to the from the Tory central command to their friendly puppet newspapers and said something along the lines of "make sure it says something about Labour taking us back to the 1970s" but the headline writers got lazy and put it in verbatim.

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He'll be 73 then. Don't these types always whinge about being led by old white men?

I have vodka but I told myself I'm not drinking anymore for atleast 2 weeks so.

Why are the threads going so fast?

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The Labour manifesto leak.

A-and to you tunnocks-chan desu.

Finding out Corbyn's devious plans for headpats have knackered me.

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I blame /bant/

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From every man, let him give headpats as he is able, and let every man receive headpats according to his need.

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He was a Briton. We are gifted with intense intellect and foresight.

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>Corbyn really does want to bring back old labour
Wtf I love Corbyn no-
>no migration limit
>usury
>gyppos

Jeez guys co-ordinate your headlines

holy shit, "sending criminals to jail a "last resort""

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This is great, who made it?

girljobs and blowjobs

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BEADY
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People need Love

Wow, that's their main story of the day?

Tried to talk to yanks again but they are so fucking retarded holy shit

I agree with a fair amount of that desu

Though them bullet points look completely like they were written by the Tories as a 'Labour are faggots' meme

Does your mama know
Chiquita
\o/ \o/ \o/

>See spider
>Get something to kill it with
>its gone

ahaha good luck faggots not in my house sleep tight

>No plan to reduce migration rates.
>£250 billion more borrowing over a decade for social policies.

Yay more immigration to the UK

Keep selling your sovereignty England until you have nothing left!!

The problem is that for the current generation and their hopelessness for the future going back to the 1970s might actually be preferable to what we have now.

What did you talk to them about?

>they actually think mundell will lose his seat

>elf-employed

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Wrong.

See, the thing is, I want ALL headpats from Anglo-senpais, I'm no commie.

Hence my problem with Comrade Corbyn.

>that qt on the right

ITS NOT FAIR

Fair dos, chuck us it here then
Don't bother, they know fuck all about anything

I mean, I don't doubt your judgement.

This yank () seems to have mistaken the labour party's manifesto for the government's manifesto.

>Nicky's face talking about Tory election fraud
The National is a joke.
No evidence that the Conservatives were intentionally misrepresenting, better imply that there's 'bad things' outwith the law, and better imply that the SNP are completely above such things
>SNP have lost more MSPs to investigations of fraud than any other cause

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>posting yesterday's paper

you had one fucking job.
that nobody even gave you.
and you still fucked it up
fuck tripfags. do not reply to tripfags

Tune into BBC Radio 4 lads

Shipping forecast time

cuddle pillow is getting very thin from constant squeaezing

Wow. Just fucking wow.

I'm a moderator of numerous highly influential subreddits and every fucking minute I refresh my page to see a constant and persistent deluge of fucking Islamophobic spam all over our site from piece of shit Drumpf supporters. I asked where they're coming from and someone mentioned this place.

I cannot believe my fucking eyes, what the fuck is this place? Are you all being fucking ironic?

I seriously hope you assholes are being ironic because 95% of the posts I'm seeing here are blatant hate crimes. I've logged all of your IDs and am putting together a report for the police.

I'm shaking with fear and anger, I cannot believe this place is allowed to even exist. I hope you all burn in fucking hell.

Fucking back off from reddit.

T-this is only possible if you have something to exchange, the worth of which is equivalent to all the headpats in Britain.
Do you have something of such extreme value to offer?

Daily reminder that Moscow paid the Morning Star £3,000 a month in the 1960s, and in the 1970s and 1980s purchased 12,000 copies a day

>posts some dirty skinhead slag
Cheers for proving me right.

Preuße : 6,395,823
Rest of the world : 0

>No plan to reduce migration rates.

Same with Tories. Don't believe them when they say otherwise.

>£250 billion more borrowing over a decade for social policies.

Why is this really an issue? We're already fucking broke, might as well get some gibs before the collapse.

I'm no Labour shill but nationalised rail and university tuition fees not being paid by the student themselves (I know that it's easy for them not to pay it) wasn't the reason the 70s were shit, they were shit because of a number of external factors and historical internal factors, Britain was already turning into a service sector economy even by then.

This manifesto (or similar in 1983) bombed in the 80s and it won't work now

daily reminder to do your best, brit/pol/

Who else here /blessed with charisma and good looks but apathetic towards women/?

@125006109
Decent attempt but way too obvious.

I was telling them that if they tried to Invade Russia by Land they would likely lose and vice versa. he then proceeded to go on about trying to shoot down russian jets with his AR 15

these dumb cunts need to fucking get into the Military and learn

>tfw no job
>tfw no uni

>tfw can see my self becoming neet

apprenticeship is my only hope lads

This is your future tomorrow if you keep selling your future today

W-why y-yes, my soft paddy-kun head, all Anglo-senpais line up to pat it. . .

Corybn is a commie and an enemy to the way of life of every patriotic Irishman.

Mate, we don't support Trump.

And all your shitposters are from /brit/. To find them go to:

Is there anything we can even do about immigration?

We voted out of the eu but most of the immigrants that made people vote leave are from outside the eu.
I voted out of the eu because they were going to push more privitization our way.

Millions of people votes for Socialism in 1983

That spam doesn't even work on Brit/pol/ because none of us are Trump supporters anymore.

>peter hitchens will never go back to his 'awkwardly trying to describe breasts in a polite way' phase again
>Have I Got News For You will never be good again
youtu.be/8EiHQlh2TJM?t=10m40s

> might as well have gibs
Fuck off. I want harder austerity. More cuts but not to military.

I agree spider immigration is disgusting, they need to be culled

>anymore
mong

want to FORCE mummy late at night desu

i can be quite tidy

I'll tell you this once.

Labour are polling at a record low. They've lost seats in the local election - and they will lose seats in the GE.
Labour will not be our government, and thus their manifesto is useless: rubbish!
What matters is what the Tories say.

found 20 quid under my bed, might try LSD for the first time and bekome woke

No steeling my HD worried pepe now senpi

You'll be surprised. This could be a hit with younger voters because it's the only statement from the parties that actually has a positive air about it.

The labour party, who's manifesto that is, are not in power right now and with a manifesto like that they're not going to be.

I supported Trump because I hate the world and want normies to be annoyed, and I'm extremely pleased with his perfoemance

We're heading for a total collapse anyway. Why do you want to live in poverty on both sides of it?

I wonder if there was any hope left in him back then.

No one likes Muslims, cunt. Except you. Go live in a fucking sand dune and do the world a favour.

> that manifesto
Is it the communist manifesto?
What a load of stalinist wank

Water, energy and telephone should be privatised. They shouldn't be in the hands of foreign companies. They should be run by the state for the good of the people.

>Offering pattable heads in exchange for headpats
If only it were that simple.
If only.

>these dumb cunts need to fucking get into the Military and learn
It wouldnt help