>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Has there been any update on the kid who called about getting whipped by his mom?
Joshua Ward
Didn't hear one.
Carter Campbell
>clean up floodwater with shop vac I like when Roberts are playful.
Jaxon Diaz
>drunk hispanic male threatening staff at burger baron
Camden Robinson
God the rain sucks here tonight.
Aiden Ramirez
>Male has scrated his face till it's bleeding. Possible drug overdose. >There are 10 males at her house and she wants them removed
Jason Garcia
Bump for justice for the nog in the white porsche.
Kayden Gonzalez
>"Anybody that speaks Sup Forumsish"
Jason Lopez
Serious rain moving over Chicago this evening...slow comfy night?
Jason Garcia
This
Nathan Ortiz
I wouldnt say comfy, i still have to walk my dog.
Noah Ortiz
>It's another rainy episode Good evening, Roberts.
Brandon Cooper
Evening, Roberts.
Michael Lee
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Hunter Turner
I don't even want to imagine what the auto insurance surcharge must be in chicago. That Porsche must cost a fortune to insure
Noah Jackson
God bless you, Robert. I've tried making these threads a few times, but for whatever reason, they just vanish. I have AdBlock, NoScript, etc, plus I live in the hellish North, but I'm still not sure why they don't work.
Nolan Williams
What's up Roberts
Isaac Thomas
>wires down and sparking
Asher Johnson
>prison wife >blackpeoplemeet
Ryan Lewis
Bump, how's everyone tonight?
Connor Peterson
oh that's precious
cheers, m8. pretty dead tonight.
William Barnes
Nice, saved.
Jeremiah Phillips
>this gang is in possession of numerous military rifles
Oh shit.
Michael Flores
Happy to serve
Jace Jenkins
so much for a quiet night lads, multiple SDs with assault rifles.
Ian Fisher
>multiple military-style assault rifles capable of penetrating officers' armor. Shit's about to light UP, boys.
Mason Robinson
Did I say quiet night? I mean GORILLA WARFARE
Thomas Miller
>multiple military-style assault rifles capable of penetrating officers' armor.
Sebastian Anderson
>Three black females stealing from a CVS
Logan Rivera
people in the parking lot throwing merchandise around huh. so everyday can be like a little riot if theres enough blacks.
Asher Russell
What's it take to go catastrophic, an actual supervillain attacking?
Logan Parker
a cop shoots a gud boy who dindu nuffin and the media posts a pic of the kid in kindergarten getting an "I can read!" award. >It doesn't matter that the actual corpse has a face tattoo and three kills confirmed for the benefit of his primary colored social organisation.
Nolan Bell
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Kayden Roberts
lotta battery tonight.
>guy in jeep with a gun
Josiah Smith
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Wyatt Richardson
When it gets rainy, Male Black stays home and beats on his old lady instead of robbing his neighbors.
Isaac Fisher
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Logan Bailey
THREE SHOTS FIRED
1120, you goin?
Christian Ward
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Jacob Garcia
Rain ending soon, time to get comfy lads!
Xavier Wright
Male Black's been stuck in doors all night, listening to his shrieking mammy, and his hands are probably sore. I hope that translates into some high grade cooning.
Cooper Peterson
Good evening fellow Roberts, 940 checking these mfing keys right before RRH commence
Kayden Carter
>car vs semi >lots of damage
F
Kevin Wood
CARMAGEDDON
Evening, Robert. Settle in, the rain's just ending.
Lucas Young
>schizo going schizo >no lights or sirens >come one in
would be fun to watch lol. Next thread should be "come on in" edition or something like thtat
Grayson Bennett
They expect at least one male black in the wreckage
Perhaps pic related, assaulted Robert and arrested yesterday.
Oliver Sullivan
>Next thread should be "come on in" edition or something like thtat Agreed. haha
Mason Diaz
Watch your keys!
Adrian Wright
Reminds me of "you don't need an invitation!" Dispatch bantz tonight
>Nigga got plugged through the torso I bet he lives regardless
Nicholas Cooper
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Michael Howard
Do CPD officers even HAVE armour, outside of what's crowdfunded them? I haven't heard a definitive answer to this yet.
Christopher Perez
mentally unstable male black robbing a mcdonalds for food by hopping counter and gathering burgers
Jason Gray
MCDONALDS NO!!!!!!!!
Ryan Reed
>the infamous BLACK MALE strikes again this time attempting to secure finds at micky Ds diner and drive
Daniel Gomez
>Do CPD officers even HAVE armour, outside of what's crowdfunded them? They're given a uniform stipend to spend on what they want.
Gabriel Brooks
Just another Chicongo night
Lucas Peterson
GENTLEMEN! IT IS THAT TIME.
Andrew Cox
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Colton Wilson
IS THAT 1971 ROBERT?
Alexander Reyes
They really need to bring back the hamburgler with more diversity
Jace Baker
Heckling BLACKMALE = Ham Burglar?
Keep your eyes out for more HBs, may be some pseudonym overreaching this massive crime family
Austin Gonzalez
Yup. This one always make me laugh like fuck, because the surgeons decided he was a poor candidate because of "his social connections and past lifestyle", and then the assholes got involved to make it happen, and then it turned out exactly how everybody with a brain expected. Nice job, assholes. Fuck me.
Thomas Ross
I feel sorry for the CPD sergeants. Imagine working a number of years as a beat cop, and the additional training to be advancement eligible, and along with the raise, you become the complaint box for ever junkie, pimp, and wacko that isn't thrilled with their police interaction experience.
Joseph Wright
Fighting with mama over dat EBT and it's only the 10th of the month. SHEEEEEEIIIIT
Aaron Rodriguez
>going for the high score again
James Green
>open key
Is there any doubt about what would happen if white people, cops included, just said "Fuck you assholes. Since we are clearly the enemy, you can just sort out your own shit."
It would be glorious.
I bet these threads would get a lot more lively.
Zachary Stewart
Looks like a good bar for a brawl. You go Male White!
Gabriel Clark
sheeit. I'm being called to work. Have a nice night, lads.
Evan Lee
>TWO >TWO SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Easton Robinson
rip
Eli Cook
male in mcdonalds with a gun. apparently mcdonalds is the place to be tonight.
Alexander Hall
Why just the hamburgler? >Officer Big Mac is the CPD >Grimace is a bitchy overweight black woman >Obama guest stars as Mayor McCheese
It practically writes itself.
Andrew Harris
Time to call in the special forces
Ryder Martin
As long as it isn't a McDonald's I think you'll be alright.
John Morris
>car with obama plates >from earlier shooting pottery
Noah Young
>gonna shoot up the place if you don't get out there Godspeed Robert
Isaac Hill
>said he gonna shoot up the place if you don't get out there >then he hung up >sounded intoxicated this one time, when I was drunk....
