What's weaker, Jimmy's invalid child or his late-night ratings?

What's weaker, Jimmy's invalid child or his late-night ratings?

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you're a dickhead

HAHAHA HE DISAGREES WITH ME ON A POLICY ISSUE SO LETS MAKE FUN OF HIS SICK KID

XD

Fuck off spudwog

Aint a big fan of kimmel but you dont need to sink that low.

Ask me how I can tell you're redditors

is this satire? kill yourselves even if it is

>drags his sick kid into the spotlight solely for a heavily biased political reason


>YOU CANT BRING HIS KID INTO THIS!!

fuck off pussy

Go back to plebbit

You retarded fucks are just jealous because Jimmy Kimmel makes millions of dollars a year while conservative comedians are living under bridges.

Kimmel is a cunt, so make fun of him. Go to Sup Forums to mock sick infants.

he's using a kid as a political tool

fuck kimmel

Stupid babies.
Day of the 5 gallon pail

Shouldn't you be shaving your sister's cunt for her date with Ahmed?

I think you guys are on the wrong website.

You must be new here to use such a retarded argument.

>why I hate my fellow leafs

Lost?

This kid could grow to be the next Hitler you never know

kek did you just call hitler a retard

He's rich as fuck yet bitches about insurance like it effects him or his kid and his idiot fans think he legit cares about them cuz muh national healthcare

>impyling he's gonna grow up

>millions of dollars a year
will that fix his son or buy him a good looking casket?

So ass blasted

"GB2 REBBIT LMAOOOOOO BTFO BTFO SICKNASTY"

was his wife jumping on a trampoline while she was pregnant?

Poor little baby kike, don't make fun of it you sickos!

you wouldn't be so quick to make fun of a nig-nog baby would you?

oh wait, Trayvon. You monsters really stoop so low. Trayvon could have been your son.

Dont make fun of kimmels baby. Its not an object, its name is morty goldstien and it is a person.

LOOOL

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if double-digits, the kid dies

if triple-digits, Kimmel an heros

>being this insecure

Under age user alert

poor sam

OH SHIT

>he makes millions of dollars a year
>still fights for obamacare

I see.

You're a drunk potato farmer

>using your script to go for poor-mans doubles by aiming at 99 so if you're one off you still hit 00
awful but ill allow it

His wife probably didn't follow the prenatal diet, exercise, or breastfeed.

A majority of health problems stem from lifestyle or its subsequent effect on your immune system.

>waiting till you are in your 40's to have children
>surprised when they are retarded mutants

aaaaaaannnnnnnnnddddddd it's a mutant.

Let's see...Sup Forums hates Jews, blacks, Arabs, gays, liberals, and now sick babies? Check. Just wanted to make sure my list is updated.

>abortion is only illegal if the baby can remain alive with no outside aid
>continue to let this weak genetic failed abortion survive on my tax dollars.

Too bad money can't buy good genetics.

you put whatever the fuck lives in Ireland on that list too

OPs content is weaker than all. Congratulations.

he cares about others. conservashits wouldn't understand

I haven't liked a thing he's done since the man show.

Capped

I don't appreciate you putting the thought in my mind that you are serious and this isn't a troll, so don't do that.

Lel. So much hate for ireland lately. It feels like theyre going to be the next turkey or canada on this board.

Kek. So much hate for ireland lately. It feels like theyre going to be the next turkey or canada on this board.

The fact you believe that is proof you should kill yourself

he's smugly overconfident

>100% irish (according to my parents, kek)
>born and raised in burgerville

Im ok with this

Fuck you.

Don't worry...I know you guys are capable of love (pic obviously related).

At least the baby isn't a nigger.

Oh I understand. My school used to be opposite the poorest neighbourhood in chinatown. Murder crimescenes and arson weren't common, people getting into gang fights and my friends all lived in one room flats.

Those people dont care whether you want to help them and dont care about bettering society or caring for anyone else. If they get free meals and healthcare its good for them because they spend their cash on drugs.

Fuck your virtue signalling shit.

Same, im half irish, but I fully identify as irish. Feels good being the master race of europe.

Not even Ben Stein's money can help when your wife does heroin while pregnant.

>when Jimmy didn't break down crying about his baby on his show, but rather because it was physically painful for him to go 10 minutes without making a joke about Donald Trump

Don't forget beaners

*weren't uncommon

Yeah, that's really hilarious. You should have your own late night talk show.

Sick babies are the worst baby

Fucking

REKT

I miss the important criteria of being a jew.

Imagine the quality of the funeral he could afford with that money.

I think he's a faggot shill but I'm not going to shit on his dying infant child. That's where I draw the edge line.

He got corny ever since he started sucking Howard Stern's dick (read: pretending to be his "best friend"). Next thing you know he and Stern are on Spring Break with Jennifer fucking Aniston. Stern and Kimmel became star fucking toolbags

His weak jawline is what I'd be most worried about, senpai.

It's kimmel and his old ass wife's fault for reproducing at their age. that old hag is all dried up and pressured jimmy into having more kids, to start "their own family". her/their selfishness and narcissism has consequences

>not posting best sick baby pepe

Colbert: Catholic
Kimmel: Catholic
Fallon: Catholic
Conan: Catholic

Well, I see Sup Forums's reading comprehension is as robust as ever.

>drawing the edge line
>on an NSFW board
>on Sup Forums

>makes millions of dollars
>keeps millions of dollars
ya I don't think he gives two fucks

damn that is one hot burn

SAVAGE

kimmel's wife looks like a jew

How new are you faggots? Youre that worried about his fucking preemie, future Communist retarded kid? I could watch it die and literally feel nothing.

>>Reddit

Then get off this board weakling. This isn't the place for you.

Sheeeeiiiiit nigga! We got a dead kid.

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>implying

Jimmy Kimmel Retard Babby is new Sup Forums trend

youtu.be/8X9QGqbE3gs


>I know a lot of you are here on vacation but it was yet another crazy day in the United States of America,” Kimmel began. "...Donald Trump -- few hours ago -- he fired James Comey, the director of the FBI."

>Kimmel continued, “This is unbelievable. This is the kind of thing dictators do. This the kind of the thing reality TV hosts do. They fire someone every week."


>“It was between James Comey and Meatloaf. And well, the Loaf won again,” joked Kimmel


>The late night host added that one of the reasons Trump gave for firing Comey was the ex-FBI director’s handling of Hillary Clinton email investigation "which is hilarious because that would mean Trump fired James Comey for making him president."

You're on Sup Forums, what do you expect?

That's great that his kid is a tard

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Chappelle don't live under a bridge

>He is, and was raised, Catholic, and as a child served as an altar server.[7][8]

>Kimmel's mother is of Italian ancestry while two of his paternal great-great-grandparents were German emigrants, and his family's surname was "Kümmel" several generations back.

>Italian
>German

>"Kümmel"

>Heart issue
>Tard

You are making yourself look stupid.

Calm down retard it's just a word

You were immediately assblasted.

potato nigger please die of famine.

Jimmy Kimmel's best friend is LITERALLY a conservative millionaire comedian.

Kimmel is actually one of the better late night hosts

>Colbert
Complete sell out who has lost his sense of self

>Fallon/Meyer
Literally walking piles of shit with nothing redeemable about their material

>Conan
Really hit or miss doesn't really seem to give a shit just out for the money

Kimmel is at least honest and straight forward with his opinions and no where near as cringy as Colbert

that being said he's still a fucking ass hat most of the time, but I wish his child well. Kid is guilty of nothing

Bump

jimmys wife doesn't put out. I wonder if that gave him the red pill or if he wqs in too deep

Get out reddit

its begins

Since most Catholics are the biggest self-loathing cucks that exist, I'd say that's one hell of a common denominator across this range, isn't it?

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Raised Catholic is not Catholic

is kimmel poor and getting a fine he cant pay (cause he's poor), because he cant afford obamacare?

no?

then shut the fuck up jimmy. you CAN NOT relate to poor people.