Brit/pol/ - A Clockwork Peter edition

>Thread Video
youtube.com/watch?v=5c67ruMDB3o

Labour manifesto leaked
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39877439
>Fines for businesses that pay their staff high wages and a business levy on profits.
>Tax hikes on self employed.
>£250 billion more borrowing over a decade for social policies.
>60% of all energy must come from renewable sources.
>Nationalise energy firms, royal mail, bus firms and railways.
>protect the right to "a nomadic way of life" and support gypsies, travellers and the Roma community.
>Raise the minimum wage to the level £10 per hour by 2020.
>Labour will establish a National Investment Bank financed with an injection of public capital.
>The party will also create a Ministry of Labour to hand more power to trade unions.
>No plan to reduce migration rates.

>Tory election fraud:CPS are not prosecuting.
newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/05/tories-won-t-be-prosecuted-election-fraud-left-should-keep-their-chins
archive.is/UZMU6

>May stages One show appearance - her humanity remains unproven
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39865991
archive.is/JEZA6

>Labour trio expelled from party for their part in Hunt dethroing plot
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4490120/Labour-trio-expelled-plot-unseat-Jeremy-Hunt.html
archive.is/3MhSD

>Lib Dems pledge £7bn on schools including £1bn on tampons
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/lib-dems-schools-policy-7-billion-uncosted-a7727071.html
archive.is/bXkHs

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first for british girl

Lad, I was trying to prove a point to the Yanks about the non seriousness of our editions, your ruined it.

want to FORCE mummy BULLY her in bed at night

Why is everything on the BBC so shit? Just had a look at iplayer, nearly everything is unwatchable.

Listen to the Shipping Forecast.

Even so, images like that just bait foreign posters to come to our green and pleasent threads and shit up the place.

I fucking hate that cunt

Was it Hungary or Bulgaria that had a guy of 29 years old with an helicopter to shoot the shit out of those boats?
Sponsor that please.
Halfway there but not there yet, I can give you a tl:dr if you want.
Not so much about "lagging" but bragging her into it if she's not on her 30ish yet.
You're flooded with indians, pakis and whatever else the kind of sandmonkeys they have and still want to be that picky?
That's not right.

Fair enough, laddo, but we could have revelled in their misunderstanding of the situation.

ITT we appreciate Anglo British girls not... whatever that it.

But what is brazil anymore

>Indian
>British
Fuck off, Salman Rushdie.

you don't understand basic history

It should be a rule that if you're continuing a discussion from a previous thread, you only get to choose one post to link to.

ARE EN HAITCH ESS IS IN DANGUH FROM TEH TORIES

Michelle Dewberry looks like a total bitch but she would make a good hate fuck.

Agreed.

So this?

>implying Stein and Son won't just run the business for profit like all good companies
>implying railway issues isnt due to government restriction on planning permission and H&S Laws which prevent other firms from creating new lines and competing, therefore resulting in monopolies

Had to repost due to duplicate threads

So... tl:dr.
We have an organization that usually meet in Colombia which is called "FARC", the revolutionary foces in Colombia, they grab money out of the cocaine business for North America and Europe to finance every single communist party in Latin America
>forodesaopaulo.org
Every single socialist/leftist party is listed there that grab money directly from them.
Brazil is still a "good" place, extremely corrupt and out of hand because of the last communist people that were put in charge, the country seems to be getting into place even though we have a fucking Fabian Socialist as a President right now.
I can go on....

FUCKING CUNTS WITH MULTI~THREADS
Page One!

Rushdie is a legend

m.youtube.com/watch?v=EOVVWvxHBbI

Thats a tranny and so is the one behind to the right

It would only create a dust storm.

>autism

I do, that's why I told you to fuck off even though they were your Colony.

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Blame the cuck insurgency that keeps shilling Labour.

Got something wrong with that?!

Here's one for you, lads. You can pick three people to fuck, but you have to go after everybody else in the world has had their pick, meaning if you pick someone famous you'll essentially be fucking a pile of semen.

>muslim

Yes I know, I've read his books.
He's still marked for death anyway and nobody seems to give a fuck nowadays.

>not enjoying confused yanks saying "Haha you limeys r cucks xDxD" a dozen times
Actually, come to think of it, that doesn't sound very entertaining at all.

I would say yes but that would lead to a ban from janny

>being hunted by mudslimes for 30 years for a book he wrote

we should have listened

They have been here for ages. Depends on time of day though.

Sup Forums is exempt from the hate speech rule.

'Das rite!

LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING COMMUNIST TAKE OVER

If that was true you should have listened to Horowitz that said exactly what would happen to Europe 20 years ago.

>protect the right to "a nomadic way of life" and support gypsies, travellers and the Roma community.
what the fuck is this cuckoldry

Did anyone watch this?

Because they're run by corporate shills and the director is George Osbourne's best mate.

Holy shit source?

>implying privatised public transport isn't a fucking joke compared to every other civilised country
>implying you could even produce a functioning network with a shitload of companies

>hurr durr cuck durr
>lol le epic mummy may omg tories are right wing and politics are like football teams, they're the ones I want
You can fuck off as well, nip/nip fetishist

limeys are cucks. dont promote it ffs.

That is a serious case of bitch face.

hold mummy down and FORCE

God Save The King

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Trust me, you don't have to be a Tory shill to detest Labour right now.

Their capacity for self destruction makes UKIP look like amateurs as Robinson once said.

jeez oh man

Lads its 10 past 4. How do i fix my circadian rythm?

Shit taste, tbvqh, laddo.

It got some guys arrested too, top kek

Original Resting Bitch Face.

this is another example of the outright absurdity of sexual liberation. it repurposes clothing to do the opposite of its previous intention, to pay kikes no less. women consistently show themselves to be zombies in human form.

Suck mummies knockers thrice nightly

by FORCING

>tfw no conservative with huge tits gf

Eh, it's the globalist scum rebelling. I hate their immigration shit but I honestly think anyone remotely populist/nationalist is vastly better than May's kabal of bankers.

>implying the free market has always proven to be the best solution
>implying nations like Hong Kong, Botswana, Naimbia, Chile, England before muh NHS, the US of A haven't proved
>implying nations who didnt free market like pre-revolutionary France, North Korea, Fascist Italy and Germany, the USSR and friends, Venezuela haven't proved this

>"Yes, very good Brit/pol/, very good... HOWEVER!"

She's from Hull though, she's doing this for the blokes not 'don't sexualise my cleavage in this skimpy dress you philistine'.

drink coffee and stay up.

Back from work, alri lads?

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>be taking this photo
>cant stop staring at her breasts
>"hey user! what are you staring at? my clitoris is down here"
>wearing jeggings with vagina hole cutout
>starts fellating a lambrini bottle
>starts to piss in the middle of the hotel lobby whilst badly singing RnB music .

What do you do?

"Source" in regards to what mate?

>tfw not a bingbong

She used to be up there on my top 10 list back in the days, totally ruined herself with unneeded breast implants and trying to up her profile by going out with Ronaldo

Good lad, how was work?

desk job. 12 hours on, 12 hours off. You?

>implying free markets/classical economics didn't cause the great depression
>implying keynesian economics aren't superior
>implying that free market being the rational choice in the 1800s being true in the current day
>implying free market has any satisfactory answer to monopolies, corporate lobbying, etc
>implying public transport which fundementally limits demand can ever be effectively free market
>implying free market can deal with outsourcing and multinationals
>implying your ideology isn't as 19th century and irrelevant as marxism

>working

>tfw

>Eeh, bah gum, 'av a lewk at me babs yah cheeky begga

but coffee is awful user.

Is that david walliams and trigger from only fools and horses?

You do realise that stories like this about drowning "refugees", whether true or Fake News, are put as headlines to garner sympathy for the incomers. Then politicians can parade the dead body, as in the case of the Turkish boy in blue and red, who was moved and posed to get a more dramatic photo, and made Frontpage in every major newspaper worldwide, and consequently can be used to mold public opinion and sympathy for the incomers. It is classic Psy-Ops. It is all agenda driven.

It is easy to stop incomers, and yet no effort is made to do this. Australia realised that when Indonesians illegally came by boat and set foot in Australia, stupid laws meant that rarely were incomers sent back. YOU DO NOT PROCESS AN INCOMERS APPLICATION WHEN THEY ARE ALREADY IN YOUR COUNTRY. Australia learned this the hard way. Now they patrol the seas for illegals and capture the incomers. Do they send them to Australia? Simply, No. They take them to two non-Australian islands where their applications are processed.

Most incomers went directly to Greece, but when Turkey agreed to hold incomers, the route changed through Libya to Italy, although there are also sub- routes. Why don't Europeans set up a district in Libya that is a processing territory for applicants, and pay Libya for this option.

Two other things.
1. Why not take immigrants to the nearest safe countries, that way they are close to their own culture, and can return to their place of origin easily.
2.It is vastly more expensive to house incomers in Europe than neighbouring safe territories.

>having a job

Still would though

pry mummies legs apart for FORCING in the night

>>implying your ideology isn't as 19th century and irrelevant as marxism
CURRENT YEAR
>implying the Great Depression had nothing to do with American tarriffs and a recent war

No, it's Timothy Dalton morphed with Brian Blessed. I can see where you were coming from, though.

Do animals have any agency? Like, if an animal was living a really shit life, do it dwell on the situation and try it end it all? I remember seeing a bear documentary about bile farming in China, this bear lived its life in a cage smaller than its body and was almost disabled, it managed to escape but apparently committed soduku by running into a wall because it was depressed. Is that even a thing?

Do you think impressionists do the voices when they fuck?

please stop

Me personally I've no obligation to change my rhythm, no work or anything. I'd advise you to get drunk this day night. It helps people sleep.

2 days cigarette free.

I CAN DO IT.

I understand that, and this is what bothers me, your friends there in the United States of America can present this case clearly and openly, whereas in the EU they can't say shit otherwise they are arrrested for a "hate-crime".
I've seen Italian videos showing this garbage happening over and over again, people being shipped and not actually "refugees".
In both cases, sink their fucking ship, I tell you, and nonetheless, nobody has the balls to say it openly.

But you like Barbara who is a coalburner.

Good game, good game.

>implying the great despression isn;t the exact same thing as the fucking tulip bubble and utterly fucking inevitable
>implying free market economics haven;t ruined our fucking industries and lined the fucking pockets of city banker cunts
>implying you're not a closet anarcho-capitalist

Have lost 2 stone so far, one more to go. We can do it mate.

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>Jimmy Saville had his way with teen slags and raised a lot of money for charity
At the end of the day can we really blame him? Few girls got to meet a star and the hospital had a new wing built, who's the loser here?

So would I obviously, just a bit of a shame as she was better back in the days

Well I've finished Uni so I've no obligations during the day either, but I still don't like waking up mid-afternoon. It's 8pm when it feels like it should be 3-4. Makes me feel like I'm missing the day and not accomplishing anything.

youtube.com/watch?v=a33zSrvF_PA (or alcohol)

he raped but he did a lot of good just like Bill Cosby

Gilles de Rais was a great military leader and friend of Joan of Arc

Can anyone link me to the really touching YouTube video about the decline of Britain? I remember it being posted here a while ago but don't remember the name

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