Brit/pol/ the STATE of Labour edition

>BBC cameraman 'run over by car carrying Jeremy Corbyn'
standard.co.uk/news/politics/bbc-cameraman-run-over-by-car-carrying-jeremy-corbyn-ahead-of-labour-manifesto-signing-a3536416.html

Labour manifesto leaked
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39877439
>Fines for businesses that pay their staff high wages and a business levy on profits.
>Tax hikes on self employed.
>£250 billion more borrowing over a decade for social policies.
>60% of all energy must come from renewable sources.
>Nationalise energy firms, royal mail, bus firms and railways.
>protect the right to "a nomadic way of life" and support gypsies, travellers and the Roma community.
>Raise the minimum wage to the level £10 per hour by 2020.
>Labour will establish a National Investment Bank financed with an injection of public capital.
>The party will also create a Ministry of Labour to hand more power to trade unions.
>No plan to reduce migration rates.

>Tory election fraud:CPS are not prosecuting.
newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/05/tories-won-t-be-prosecuted-election-fraud-left-should-keep-their-chins
archive.is/UZMU6

>May stages One show appearance - her humanity remains unproven
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39865991
archive.is/JEZA6

>Labour trio expelled from party for their part in Hunt dethroing plot
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4490120/Labour-trio-expelled-plot-unseat-Jeremy-Hunt.html
archive.is/3MhSD

>Lib Dems pledge £7bn on schools including £1bn on tampons
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/lib-dems-schools-policy-7-billion-uncosted-a7727071.html
archive.is/bXkHs

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bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39879113
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/10/cps-announce-no-charges-conservative-party-election-spending/
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-refuse-press-questions-pre-approved-michael-crick-election-2017-
youtube.com/watch?v=1S99-3C16SA
youtube.com/watch?v=GIt9t11xgY8
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>Lib dems

>Either get sent to the gulag or get run over

Cheeky Corbs.

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>Pirate Party UK

Can't wait for the Trump visit lads

He's a bit nervous this chap, about as inspirational as a wet cabbage.

First for model railways.

It's the power of internet-based autism

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The shadow in the bottom left photograph of that image make it look like Corbyn is wearing some kind of fez.

Labour an hero when?

>This autist from the Pirate Party

I agree with what he says but lad sort yourself out.

Basically Sup Forums in political form

Neil is being gentle with him though, bless him

> A butcher called Briss

Nopenopenopenopenopenope

Nor can I, I will certainly try to go.

"Throughout the Brexit process, we will make sure that all EU-derived laws – including workplace laws, consumer rights and environmental protections – are fully protected without qualifications, limitations or sunset clauses."

wew

blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/05/leaked-draft-of-labour-2017-manifesto-full-text/

1997

NOW

Mayllennial reporting in.

Yay let's all go see the big Orange lying sack of shit neocon!

Not looking forward to the Question Time discussions about it

Douglas Murray on tonight's This Week! Nice.

Lads, is there any way that the Labour 2017 General Election can unironically get any worse?

Omnishambles doesn't even start to describe it

>Douglas Murray

Noice, seems This Week will make QT bearable.

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I know he is in some respects, but he is at least trying to be strong on immigration, and at the same time he is pissing off a lot of establishment conservatives.

>He doesn't want his cuck octopus porn looked at by the state

I'm onto you!

This is the future you choose.

Neo-con cunt.

What about normal octopus porn?

h-have a good day brit/pol/....

>BBC Two still using the bumpers from the mid-90s because they can't make better ones

Think I might go for a long walk later on and listen to the Abolition of Britain audiobook.

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>tfw Dougie 'affable neocon' Murray is on TW tonight

Nothing will beat the balloon.

He's a cunt m8.

>b-but he says Islam is bad!! B-based!!!!

>tfw you realize the BBC cameraman has survived your assassination attempt

I wish Douglas Murray was my bf

I can't wait for the inevitable photo op hangout with Nige.

Some lord Sewel tier scandal I guess

He's brilliant, he rekts Islam every single time it's brought up, and BTFOs white guilt people too.

>Newsbeat Youth Debate

He has no lips tho.

Cornyn is still more human and trustworthy than May who is in the pocket of the globalist bankers. How could anybody possibly vote for that typical lying politician that is May? Corbyns policies will actually help the working class and middle class while May's policies will do the opposite also women should not be in power period. Lastly, I don't see it why you should shit on Cornyn on immigration when the conservashits are largely responsible for the immigration policies that has destroyed the UK.

Prove me wrong cunts.

If you don't vote Labour, you're obviously a literal fucking fascist

A gordon-like bigoted woman gaffe?

INB4 the SNP brings someone on who speaks entirely in ebonics.

comfy...
Is there somewhere to get the audiobook for free?

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>That money is going to be spent on shitskins either way, would rather it was spent on pushing them to Argentina and not taking them in here

Fuck that mate. South America is only continent as of yet relatively untouched by the Islam virus. We might need to make like Hitler and escape there ourselves in the future.

And this is why ex-pats should be gassed.

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I'm actually not familiar with that side of him, what has he said that makes him a neo-con?

Can't be worse than when you put on BBC parliament and the youth thing is on.

Same desu
Why would his bumhole have lips?

Cheap cunt.

It's insane that if people repeat something enough it just seems to become true. There is a majority-government-forming amount of people out there who actually think the Tories are being strong and stable, despite the fact that clearly the political and economic climate is the most unstable it has been in decades and it's directly because of the bloody Tories.

Even after 7 years of abject failure, project after project falling apart, cost saving changes that end up increasing costs, broken election promises, U-turns and flipflops, doesn't outweigh the projected image: "Strong and Stable".

>Labour manifesto leaked
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39879113
>at least one publicly-owned energy supplier in every region of the country, with the government controlling the transmission and distribution grids.
>policy of rail nationalisation when train operators' franchises run out "has been Labour Party policy for a number of years"
>£10 minimum wage
>Ban so-called "zero hours" contracts
>Spend an extra £8bn on social care over the next Parliament
>Refuse to make "false promises" on immigration - restore British workers' rights to prevent companies bring in migrants on the cheap
>Strengthen trade union rights - including increased unionisation across the workforce and repealing last year's Trade Union Act
>Scrap the public sector pay cap and reintroduce national pay bargaining
>Increase income tax for the highest-earning 5% to raise an extra £6bn for the NHS
>Build at least 100,000 council and housing association houses a year
>Reserve 4,000 homes for rough sleepers
>restates the existing policy to renew Trident but commits a Labour government to a defence review
>Stress that any leader should be "extremely cautious" about using Trident nuclear weapons, which leader Jeremy Corbyn opposes

>Tory election fraud - no charges
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/10/cps-announce-no-charges-conservative-party-election-spending/

>May only taking questions from the media that have been pre-approved - tory press meekly complies
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-refuse-press-questions-pre-approved-michael-crick-election-2017-
campaign-team-a7726856.html

>May stages One show appearance - her humanity remains unproven
youtube.com/watch?v=1S99-3C16SA

Yeah I got it for free, I just signed up for the audible free trial then downloaded it because you get 1 free audio book download then I cancelled the service.

Not an argument.

Tosser.

Fucking hell, what is wrong with her neck?

I unironically agree with this.

How can anyone think May is more trustworthy than Corbyn? Honestly?

Corbyn may be many things, but you can tell he's at least somewhat passionate and has good intentions at heart.

Those model houses are probably built better than the majority of council homes... probably last longer too.

Tories have only been in power for 2 years, they had the idiot Lib Dems demanding concessions for 5.

Mainly because he authored a book call "Neoconservatism, why we need it"

anyone voting labor at this point is a fucking communist.

kek

Ayy lmao

>we hope you are happy with the clone army

why?

I was almost considering voting Labour, I was hoping they'd release a centrist manifesto with some infrastructure stimulus in it.

Nope. Lefty Socialist bullshit.

Bring on the Mayhem.

First successful test in the Raptor/Human crossbreeding program.

>an entire generation raised to believe they're special and their feelings mean something
I see this ending well

>H. Briss

This. It's a shame people are falling for the propaganda. Its also a shame seeing people on Sup Forums which is supposed to be politically incorrect board blatantly shill for the establishment. Sad!

t-thanks tripsenpai...
I dont have much money to waste anons, pls no bulli...

We don't all get bountiful child benefits for our wife's black child like you do. Neetbux has to be spent wisely.

>protect the rights of nomads
>ever consider voting for them
Kill yourself and get out of politics

Name one group more consistently good and funky than ELO.

Pro tip: You can't.

>H Briss

Nice.

Tosser.

>BBC cameraman 'run over by car carrying Jeremy Corbyn'

Well that's swaying me slightly towards him tbf

Go away Yankee, post in your own thread

They are certainly solidly planted.

t.couldn't remove them to repaint them.

Some of the stuff in that manifesto are pretty strong vote winners desu, I wonder if they'll actually see a jump in the polls. Although

>Prison should always be a last resort,

LEL

They never learn. We got a conservashit banker as PM now and he's fucking awful.

Because at her worst May is still not as bad as the total lunacy that Corbyn is, AND he's proud of the said lunacy.

Well I suppose if there was anything that might denote you as a Neo-con, it would be that.

Some of that stuff would be really good but completley unrealistic due to funding, and then some parts

>unlimited immigration
>even higher income tax for 80k earners
>nationalise the railway then increase cost by banning driver only trains
>get the country 250billion further in debt
>hikes to inheritance tax
>send criminals to jail as a last resort, in a country where the justice system is already lax as fuck

>the establishment

fuck off peasant

youtube.com/watch?v=GIt9t11xgY8

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
The Who
Lennon
DIJ

Who we voting for lads?

>DON'T

WILLY NIBBLER

You're right, but what's the alternative?