Brit cops best cops

You have ten seconds to prove your Police force are better than our elite British police force

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Ours carry guns to actually deal with threats.

>British police force

PSNI puts the rest of you to shame.

I can't. I'm sorry, the British Police Force is just too superior to mine. Britain Wins again! Just take my ashes am I right?

brit cops best faggots

Watch this video.

youtu.be/ao2VlpxGFe4

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>3 pens
are you asking to be written up? how many pens does a cop need? common sense pen control

That doesn't matter, our Brit cops can shout really loud, when they see a crime they shout "HEY stop doing that!"
And then they can even use their radio to call for more elite units to drive there and before you know it, loads of them are shouting "HEY stop doing that!"
It's terrifying

It was nice of them to drive me home when i was pissed.

You just wanted someone to post this, didn't you

Ours take orders directly from this guy.

>1400 young girls
I'm sorry for your country bong.

No bullshit buddy, I was actually at that speech

qed

>hear reports of plastic bb gun with orange tip
>send the entire bong force
>psychologists on site to deal with stress
>use bomb defusal robot to pick up toy gun
>bong tv runs 24/7 news cycles covering this instead of the dozens decapitated by muzzies in broad daylight.

Stick in the asshole
Checkm8

Unarmed Populace = Unarmed Police
I wish it didn't work


Nice Meme. RIP Constable Ronan Pardraig Kerr

Was coming here to post this desu

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>higher violent crime rating than south africa.

>bongs in charge of being men

JUST

youtube.com/watch?v=VCmmA4_hKFs

thats so sad, they used to run the fucking planet.

A LIFE? DONT RISK IT
BIN THAT BISCUIT.

Lets be honest here. 9 times out of 10, the moment an abbo walks into a shop their fucking stealing shit.

they have guns.

This can't be real can't it?

No, it's over exaggerated. As long as the town knife inspector doesn't see it's not a big deal.

>DELTA DELTA WE HAVE A UNKNOWN ASSAILANT WITH AN UNLICENSED SALMON MAKING HIS WAY DOWN PORT STREET
>ROGER DELTA BRAVO WE ARE DISPATCHING ARMED UNITS TO YOUR POSITION

Here OP I know this is what you were waiting for.

That wasn't half as embarrassing as the gif and you know it.

Is having fucked up eyes a prerequisite?

Yeah.
Well you then know why i posted it.
They aren't even comparable to security guards here (we can actually carry guns for one and aren't affraid of loosing our jobs).


Croatian police has prevented 40 terror attacks in Croatia within the last year.

Was there ever a slip up that let us get TruckeD or similar incidents?
Are we pandering to shitters paid by the Saudis?
Are police officers allowed to harras people like that?

The answer to those questions is a big fat NO.

I watched a video of a lanky black dood scramble around with 5-10 bobbies on the ground.
Needless to say he got away because your police force is SOOO much more compitent the Americas.
Should have had that classic tune that plays in that cliche "hallway of doors chase" gag like they did on scooby doo.

our police has guns.

No you're right we're awful.

youtube.com/watch?v=luTcPUXDuag

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source pls

OP here, yeah in all seriousness our coppers are a fucking disgrace

Ours kill niggers.

I feel you mate wish some of the darker guys got involved you know?

don't think the shop makes any difference

At least use a pic if a propper copper, not a pcs too slow to do anything else

certainly i love the darkies

Your cops are corrupt government officials.
They want to keep their jobs even at the expense of their morals and ruining others.

Here as soon as a cop fucks up word spreads fasts, reports are made and they get suspended or fired.

You have your chance.
Bring this out to the public and protest against them.

Brit cops are 85% lesbians.
They are also corrupt.
They are sociopathic liars.
They are thrives.
They are cowards.
Only people who don't know them think differently and their opinions come from the media.
The OP is a complete faggot.

Ours likes to shoot criminals. Less tax wasted that way.

OP is obviously posting ironically.
He knows they are shit.

I'm sure you already know, but that is exactly what Tommy talked about in that speech. It'll open a lot of eyes over here for sure

PCSOs aren't police.

Why are British police so cucked?

The Kalergi plan m8

Because they got bullied at school.
A bad retard in my old year became a pig, I would never take him seriously if I met him. Once you grab their radios they are back to being normal tier and watch their attitude change.
Cunts.

Is this good enough?

>Taking photos with sandniggers instead of beating them up

Ours give armbands!

the muzzie looks like a disgusting animal. jokes on him.

Looks fine bruh.

>Community support officer

Literally no power, can't do anything about anything. Completely pointless waste of money

This hand gesture means one God Allah the greatest.

No these police look too rough, police are supposed to be friendly and approachable, yours look like scary army men

jesus my dick. Source pls.

They have guns

Is this he result of ANGLO BLOOD overdose in utero?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-39882809

It's true! Dappy didn't even get shot last night

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Heres the thing, They are not better in Poland.
Everytime I see young police officer (men or women) I think i can take them on easy. Most of the new generation of cops in here are little 160cm weaklings. Cute girls in police force tho.

Riot
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Check the amusement in the faces of Trumps cops.

indeed

I remember hearing from an ex copper than if their was martial law and the coppers were busy rounding up us whiteys for diversification purposes, that traffic wardens and PCSOs would be instantly granted powers of arrest and be able to enter your home. It'll be like giving a flame thrower to an arsonist.

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Fucking LOL I can imagine him shouting at me while im drunk as fuck pissing on his shoes

There's enough Brit hate threads without you making Brit bait threads you traitor

I could probably jump over him, kek

post justice porn plx!

I think you win user!!

Hunbro where can i volounteer to give assistance to your officers?

As in handing out laxatives to shitskins so they have it easier to arrest them.

It's more of a Brit cop hate thread m8, don't be sad, they are a bunch of traitorous cucked cunts

polish police is almost western europe tier sadly

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We're supposed to believe these are the same species.

Some digestive biscuits are dense enough to cause serious damage, in all honesty.

>unarmed police
>police

pffft

Do you guys have a midget quota?

Police here have to be at least 175 Cm to even pass the prelimenary for police academy.

HE IS ONE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE CRAZY NIG!

5'11 vs 6'0

I deeply admire how restlessly they work for the safety of their citizens

is there a sex tape?

They carry pistols. Gg no re

Why are corporations so fucking brain dead when it comes to social media

The light weight of a Rich Tea would make it an ideal throwing star if you bit some edges off

I'm pretty sure that keyboard is a deadly weapon user, but don't worry HMS' best are on the way for your own and others safety.

Nah they are cool actually, guess they threat tourists differently but they were so helpful with direction and also a lot of humor. You end up chatting with these actually. That's very strange to us. Here you will (unless arrested and they start digging) usually give you a grump in the cities and pay attention to you, in the rural/village sites, that is Norway, they are a lot cooler but not as happy as yours there, I grant them that. Sven's police is also a lot more chill than ours and fair, we have a BIG corruption problem

Our police aren't muslim loving cucks

Fuck off mate, you need to calm down.

It's just taking the piss. All facts aside, the british police force is rated to be the most efficient in the world. At least we're not shooting dead our own white countrymen in cold blood.

youtube.com/watch?v=pGaa7E6ICX0

Thats what Political Correctness (ie cultural Marxism) does to the police force... oops service.

Fpbp

Those are fucking kids toys compared to these ruthless killers.
Criminals are baking their own weapons at home with simple things such as flour, butter, eggs and sugar.
The icing hardens atop and strengthens the structure whilst also adding a razor sharp edge.

I'm glad they banned Assault Biscuits.

I found the article for this pic too!
He is 6' 9"
She is 5' 1"
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