Wake up

>wake up
>look out your window
>see the fascist army
What do?

NOW

Zieg heil

Seems shopped there's purple all up in the stock were it shouldn't be

"Oh shit, I wish you texted first, I'd already be ready. Give me a sec to get my boots on."

srsly noticed that...
The hoolow portion of the stock is purple.. so there is one triangular piece of purple fabric on his jacket.

Command it

I yell "kameraden?" and hope for the best.

Recreational McNuke

Yell 'Mein Fuhrer', heil, then get in formation with the other troops

1488

>wonder if I'll die for not being in shape
>greet them, tell them i wish to join
>get laughed at for being fat by faschbois
Why live?

call them a homo for having a purple gun?

>not again

>Leaf
>Pink ID
>Calling someone homo

This.

start taking pop shots at them.

>Pink
Are you ultra-daltonic?

Poor trigger control. /k/ fag reporting in.

Tell them Milo is speaking at Berkeley and watch them run off to protest

>Acshually thash a light shade of margenter
Kys

It's not even the slightest bit pink

"sorry M8s my phone died, did get your text, ill get my gear together now"

It's fucking yellow

what colour is my flag?

congrats you're color blind

Shot the dumbass in the eye