TWO SCOOPS TRUMP

Trump takes two scoops of ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, TIME reported, while everyone else around the table gets just one.

cnn.com/2017/05/11/politics/trump-time-magazine-ice-cream/index.html?sr=twpol051117trump-time-magazine-ice-cream0502PMStoryLink&linkId=37481650

FINALLY, the smoking gun. Impeachment soon!

They need to keep the weight off.

>everyone else around the table gets just one.

he should give them a half, they can get again when they leave his presence, he should get a pint

the man just screams dominance

>two scoops
FOUR SCOOPS
TWO TO THREE TIMES A DAY YOU GOTTA DO AT LEAST FOUR SCOOPS C'MON

2 scoops? Thats it?

>two scoops of ice cream
thats it
i'm officially off the trump train

>"So they surveilled me," he added. "You guys don't write that -- wiretapped in quotes. They surveilled me."
Really makes you think

Also he's the motherfucking President of the United States of America, who gives a shit about how much ice cream he eats. We've had presidents in the past who have done more inane and insane shit.

>while everyone else around the table gets just one.

Thats impeachment level shit right there.

That monster, thats worst the gassing your own people in Syria. Impeach this man.

>i'm literally shaking and crying
>-YES! IMPEACH! I shrieked, followed by an echoless silence
>I had to do something, I had to take advantage of thin emotional fuel
>Went on twitter, my vision was blurry, could barely find the search box
>-Donald J. Trump, my hands were shaking, I had to do something
>I didn't think any longer it was now or never
>-"umm sweetie ur getting impeached #Resist #TrumpRussia"

>chocolate cream pie
hehehe

Someone has to do it, it sure as shit won't be me, you guys know what needs to be done.

drumptfphfffft is finally finished

Fuck turdkmpfk and his neopolitan cronies

BTFO Humpty Dumpy Blumpfkins

>sips diet coke while everyone else drinks pleb tier water

the mightiest of trolls

seriously needs a health check up. i want him to live a long life.

What a monster

his body looks like mine

>diet coke 24/7
>no exercise but golf
>perma-woke mind
>4mins of hypnogogic napping per week

he will live forever user

Fucking ZGHJONELD ZHTRUMPFTT

will nobody stop this madman? qlamppfhh shits on peasants every day

>Trump has kept his foot on the gas

I wish

So what's the point of that article? To tell the world that Trump enjoys ice cream? I don't see a problem with that. I see a problem with the idiot who wrote this article in the first place.

Fucking DJOMALD ZLRUMF

>I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO CLAP

>LOTTA FUCKIN NAZIS HERE TONIGHT

Goddamn ZUMWALDT TRUNSHCE

He's a big guy

top ironic kek

im dying

And that's why I follow Trump.
The two scoops is seen as a problem by most people that have been tainted by communism.
>everyone is deserving of a single scoop
Fuck you! We are Americans. We are freedom. Two scoops is too few. We want and will have all scoops. America first and forever. Hail Trump!

why dont they just ask for two scoops as well?

this, essentially.
pseudo marxists will always be triggered if someone wants, and then attains more than they do.
even ice cream, evidently.

ITS ALL OGRE IMPEACH! DRAG HIM OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE NOW!

#RESIST

But two scoops is too much for pie a la mode. It would overpower the whole pie.