/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MAGAFORCE edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets with the corpse of kissinger 5/10/17
youtu.be/4enlDgUP5Zc
>Putin reacts to comey's firing 5/10/17
youtu.be/9aaKHRwCJ_0
>BOTUS Bundo/VP Pence/Ivanka host Military Families 5/9/17
youtu.be/0vxukC0qRi8
>Def Sec C.H.A.O.S. news conf w/danish def minister 5/9/17
youtu.be/6T6KPdgxDys
>VP Pence hosts Honor Flight Vets 5/8/17
youtu.be/x11q0MJaJ2I
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #15 5/5/17
youtu.be/BrCl3pb7F5I
>Pres Trump on 75th anniversary of Battle of the Coral Sea 5/4/17
youtu.be/gMqYCnUjuFg
>Trump meets with shitposting PM Turnbull 5/4/17
youtu.be/icNweI92bKg
>VP Pence Hosts Cinco De Mayo 5/4/17
youtu.be/_yAnV8cPi-A
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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this is a woovement

Whats his fucking problem?

drumpf drumpf drumpf

Wasn't this a campaign promise?

>Snowflake panic!!!

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Thank you.

What a fucking loser.

THANKS FOR THE NEW BREAD JAPAN

You're only making us love President Trump even more.

Yes

>choke like dogs

KEK!

>dems actually thinking they'll win the House back
>pollsters actually believing districts Trump won by a huge margin are swing districts or only slightly red

Today I will remind them.

What's your fucking problem?

This, nice work counter-shill

Jews and liars and fools and countless coverups

>============FBI====================
Nice try the real fbi would properly center their FUCKING HEADING

>WE WANT A BIG GOVERNMENT!
>BIG GOVERNMENT IS HERE! PANIC!

the absolute madman

I fucking LOVE this man. We do not deserve such a wonderful President, but so glad he won.

he can't stop winning. It's a curse but it's his own personal cross to bear

>When everything are back on the table.

and you're not being ironic, right?

>also impersonating FBI is illegal

Redisotta soon

>They are desperate for breath

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

trump will remind them

I don't know but maybe Ann will be a bit less insufferable now that her idol got a job.

A FUCKING

Haha oh wow didn't check my digis
Better sort yourself out for Kek

don't same fag

THAT'S MY PRESIDENT

So, if General Flynn takes the 5th, imagine the outrage, BUT how many of Obama officials and Klinton cronies used the 5th.
This really rustles my Jimmy's !

Holy shit, you just explained Toothpaste!

Holy kek hahahahaha

Based trump.

...

I know what you're up to. I will make my own decisions, thank you very much. But for the record, I was close to sorting myself out anyways.

independent.co.uk/news/donald-trump-james-comey-firing-russia-investigation-refuse-end-fbi-insiders-director-hillary-a7729691.html
unironically still supporting trump when he is putins bitch
please tell me how this is wrong now and make some shit up i wanna see you try

Fucking hilarious

Who the fuck stores a retard's sperm? Really? Can't be for research, kinda doubt this was accidental desu.

Thx for bakin user

Wish that I was a fly on every one of Trump's walls

>General Flynn

Flynn's in trouble for reporting shit 3 months late.

Podesta reported shit 5 YEARS late.

If Flynn gets as much as a slap on the wrist, Podesda needs prison time.

No worries, I've got a friend on the inside !
Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha, uh .....

Anyone have some new analysis on our 2018 midterm chances? I know the Dems are fucked, but I want to know by how much

>Implying Albania ever matters

I love having a cool president.
I grew up with Bush I, BC, GW, and Obeezy.
I never knew that having a likable president was possible.
This is awesome!
This is Really awesome!

We should put this as a subtext to the Trump gassing reporters in maralago meme

SHOW.

BOATER.

The Spanish tried to civilize the savage Dutch, but these barbarians tried and succeeded in overthrowing Spanish rule.

Cavuto is starting to get way to annoying about saying Republicans are gonna lose the house.

>white girl says nigger
>niggers nig
>dox her
>call her workplace

honestly it's probably the first time a nigger has called a workplace

Damn Cornell must be full of fucking illegals.

ICE should show up today instead and load up those mothafucking Vans, now that they've cried wolf and people won't panic and flee

This is the Dutch we're talking about here. Also (((accident))).

kek I wonder how many of those women got abortions as soon as they found out

Sarah soon:

>youtube.com/watch?v=VOwzXpxaCYM

We need a nickname for her pressers, like we have for Spicey Time

TIME FOR THE HUCKING

I hope she friendly reminds them that MUH RESOURCES was a media fabrication.

Kek that'd be perfect

Great point !
It's like when the Rob a shoe store, work boots are never touched !

WTF
I'M PANICKING

>firefox has been bloated shitty bullshit recently
>just outright crashed and locked my computer up because it can't just fuck off and release the resources it used until I finally restarted forcibly by holding in the button on my tower
When the fuck did Firefox become such a piece of shit? I thought their claim to fame was being lightweight and shit. Where can I get a lightweight browser that can still run Greasemonkey and 4chanX? This shit is retarded. Oh, and for Linux. My Windows install blew up recently and I'm trying to get used to Linux, but I'm a total fucking retard when it comes to Linux. I even installed "Linux for retards" aka Ubuntu. At least until I get used to Linux commands and shit.

Anyway, fuck Firefox now. I need a lightweight browser. Actually I think this thing came with Chromium, is that a good browser? Isn't it Chrome without the jewgle?

Here, have an awoo~ for any suggestions.

SPICE 'EM
HUCK 'EM
GIVE 'EM THE MICK

Mussolini just asked for your land and you bent over lol

why is it Sarah today?

GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH DONALD YOU FUCKING WEASEL
YOU CAN'T FIRE BIG J.COMEY
I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU CUNT

THE SARINATING

A lot of streams going on today.

ICE Presser at 2:15

Pence was just speaking and a regular Presser too. Hot damn it's a good day!

To be fair, since Dems are the opposition now, their voters will turn out by larger margins, so they might even see some victories in House races.
They're not coming back to majority status any time soon, tho.

which is weird because those are fucking pricey

So it's true?
Spicey is kill?

Ordinarily, I wouldn't believe anything written about Trump in the third person in a media source is true. But this makes me laugh out loud so much I desperately hope it is.

>Maryland fundraising office
Imagine all the illegal shit those people are up to

I just dont get it, why raiding again now?

It has been nothing but good news recently. What are they even bitching about now?

Msnbc bout to get attacked by their own monster

>why is it Sarah today?

Commander Spicer has Naval Reserve duty this week.

When They Fired the ceo for donating to a charity

Awoooooo user. Follow ur heart sempai

I'm like 90% sure this is your shitty fucking addons. Remove any that aren't multiprocess compatible and watch it get fast again.

COMMANDER Spicy is serving his naval reserve duties at the pentagon, son. He'll be back.

I'm hoping that repubs will turn out even more for midterms and still blow em the fuck out. I know I'll turn out and I never had for midterms before.

BECAUSE COMEY WAS A GOOD BOY AND DINDU NOFFIN WRONG!

This seems like a case of legit ex post facto rape.

lol drumpfkins

here is the evidence for russian collusion and election hacking

>ring ring
>"hello"

>"Hello sir I'd like to report your employee"

>"about what?"

>"well she said nigger"

>"yeah this is niggers r' us, nigger" *click*

>ladyboy manlet

whats that word for spicing things up like serinate

sarinate

They're just butthurt.

Rumors
Baboon brainstorm is spreading it
I hope not, I like Spicy !

Isn't their entire primetime lineup all white dudes

They already went too far and I wish they were dead so adding a few white men won't work

(((They))) aren't getting their way.

They're mad at trump and going with the only thing they have

Donald Trump is like a pure kino TV series that like only 1 million people watch and love more than anything and only when it finally ends (not cancelled but ends its story) do all the critics realize it was a best ever show.

Will Pence lead NOD to victory?

Why r u so rud lad?

>8 WHITE MALES

>1:37
>press briefing

What's the hold up?

Reminder

whoops. forgot pic