Brit/pol/ - cucking for the EU edition

>BBC cameraman 'run over by car carrying Jeremy Corbyn'
standard.co.uk/news/politics/bbc-cameraman-run-over-by-car-carrying-jeremy-corbyn-ahead-of-labour-manifesto-signing-a3536416.html

Labour manifesto leaked
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39877439
>Fines for businesses that pay their staff high wages and a business levy on profits.
>Tax hikes on self employed.
>£250 billion more borrowing over a decade for social policies.
>60% of all energy must come from renewable sources.
>Nationalise energy firms, royal mail, bus firms and railways.
>protect the right to "a nomadic way of life" and support gypsies, travellers and the Roma community.
>Raise the minimum wage to the level £10 per hour by 2020.
>Labour will establish a National Investment Bank financed with an injection of public capital.
>The party will also create a Ministry of Labour to hand more power to trade unions.
>No plan to reduce migration rates.

>Tory election fraud:CPS are not prosecuting.
newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/05/tories-won-t-be-prosecuted-election-fraud-left-should-keep-their-chins
archive.is/UZMU6

>May stages One show appearance - her humanity remains unproven
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39865991
archive.is/JEZA6

>Labour trio expelled from party for their part in Hunt dethroing plot
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4490120/Labour-trio-expelled-plot-unseat-Jeremy-Hunt.html
archive.is/3MhSD

>Lib Dems pledge £7bn on schools including £1bn on tampons
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/lib-dems-schools-policy-7-billion-uncosted-a7727071.html
archive.is/bXkHs

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/our girl/

First for Are Nige

Black monster.

>£10 minimum wage
Cant wait for Tesco to sack all their over 25 year old shelf stackers and employ 18 year olds

cant believe i didnt get to mummypost on air

I unironically like a lot of what I read in the Labour manifesto.

But I can't in good faith vote for them knowing how much of a shambles the Labour party is right now besides Corbyn

Can't wait for Tesco to raise the price of brekkie to £90 a box.

since when has it been outsourced, in my last year of sixth form (2 years ago) all the military recruiters at the careers fair were actaul military

*BBC non-binary camera-cuck

Post rare Karens

Lads, genuine answers, would you date a girl that's been with a black guy?

Last election we all voted UKIP.

What about this election?

>supporting capitalist corporations
>despite the fact that 90% of them hate conservatism

...

But people will spend all their extra cash in tescos?

No.

...

>Lads, genuine answers, would you date a girl that's been with a black guy?

Do you really need to ask?

Do you like it as in you think it's nice if it were government policy or do you like it as an idea but know it would send the debt skyrocketing?

UKIP

Oh look it's Loretta from Justified.

The debt doesn't matter. It's never going to be paid back anyway.

I'd consider it. That's saying enough as it is.

>Do you like it as in you think it's nice if it were government policy

>know it would send the debt skyrocketing?

Investment. Good time for borrowing too.

I do wish people would stop approaching the economy like a household budget.

>Reminder OP's leaked Labour manifesto list is fake news

Manifesto points actually quoted from BBC site:
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39879113

>at least one publicly-owned energy supplier in every region of the country, with the government controlling the transmission and distribution grids.
>policy of rail nationalisation when train operators' franchises run out "has been Labour Party policy for a number of years"
>£10 minimum wage
>Ban so-called "zero hours" contracts
>Spend an extra £8bn on social care over the next Parliament
>Refuse to make "false promises" on immigration - restore British workers' rights to prevent companies bring in migrants on the cheap
>Strengthen trade union rights - including increased unionisation across the workforce and repealing last year's Trade Union Act
>Scrap the public sector pay cap and reintroduce national pay bargaining
>Increase income tax for the highest-earning 5% to raise an extra £6bn for the NHS
>Build at least 100,000 council and housing association houses a year
>Reserve 4,000 homes for rough sleepers
>restates the existing policy to renew Trident but commits a Labour government to a defence review
>Stress that any leader should be "extremely cautious" about using Trident nuclear weapons, which leader Jeremy Corbyn opposes

>The debt doesn't matter
wot

Crikey lads... Why is everything so much fucking work? I could just drop everything now, go to the doctor, get diagnosed with ADHD or some other made up shit, and get a disability allowance.

What is it that stops us? Life is tough, why is it we don't just give up and live a life watching jezza and waking up at 10?

>date
If by date you mean fuck her and see where it goes from there, the answer is no.

>this sperg lord

Oh fuck off, Americuck. I've asked this before on Sup Forums and every single other flag said "No", it was only the degenerate Americucks who were like "I'd consider it".

>remember, the government has the magic money spell, unlike common plebs who have to budget.

You'd enjoy it you dirty fucking mutt.

It doesn't. National debt and personal debt are the not the same.

Fuck off cunt.
This is a right wing thread.

The type of girls I'm after wouldn't have.

Once you go black we don't want you back.

Most of us aren't whiny cunts and just get on with it.

Both have to be paid off though, hence the name of it.

Whilst I share the sentiments, the fact that it one day will matter does mean that I personally would like to see us be cautious.

>My GF smokes weed, guess what party she votes for

Person 1: "Down with capitalism!"
Person 2: "Haha, you're a socialist? Moron!"
Capitalist: "Eheheheh..... yes... good goy... us capitalists need you support so we can continue to control your country and destroy conservative values and bring in millions of third worlders... .eheheh...... good goy."

Only if he's the only bloke she's been with. I wouldn't date a woman who'd been with more than one man.

Do they have your vote, lads?

But why?

Because your time on Earth is a small part of your true life, but a part you'll be judged on to determine the circumstances of your soul for the rest of eternity

Ah yes, let's just spend until interest makes up 50% of GDP

Robot revolution here we come!

Who /basedMP/ here?

I genuinely like his STFU song.
Anyway, the white male YT stars have a hint of altright about them, most notably pewdiepie. So I am thrilled that they are big on YT.

You're assuming that all capitalists are that way. What about the Irish capitalists that refused to bake a cake for faggots? In what way are they bad?

1 wog = 6,000,000 white men

>the government has the magic money spell, unlike common plebs who have to budget.

Are you able to borrow at historically low interest rates and print your own currency?

Someone around here fucking gets it.

A good lot of that is pretty good but there's some token bullshit like £10 minimum wage and income tax increases that bring it all down and show it for what it really is: pandering. And there's no spending cuts in that list, nor I doubt is there any in the full manifesto.

Why can't Labour just be sensible for just ONE ELECTION? I'm not voting Tory but I won't be voting Labour either unfortunately.

I'd rather get something good until that time, rather than live in poverty, then have to live in poverty afterwards. Borrowing now to improve infrastructure is a good idea.

Not in the way that you think. We don't have to write a cheque for a few trillion in a decade.

(((Jackman)))

theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/11/tim-farron-lib-dems-pledge-uk-take-50000-more-syrian-refugees
Thoughts?

Absolutely not and I actually finished with a girl I was seeing because of this once and told her directly that that was the reason.

>What about the Irish capitalists that refused to bake a cake for faggots?
They aren't influential multinationals.

You'd have a point if you talked about Japan. The big Japanese corps likely lobby for degeneracy too, but the Jap gubment doesn't listen to them, or at least hasn't folded to their demands yet.

>I do wish people would stop approaching the economy like a household budget.
I do find it rather depressing that people today just accept as a given national debt. You say the economy shouldn't be approached as a household budget, but governments run them like the irresponsible run their family budget: borrow money you know you can't pay back, spend it on things you don't need, and blame it on someone else when it's time to pay up.

>Not in the way that you think. We don't have to write a cheque for a few trillion in a decade.
Fair, but it still must be paid back and I'd quite like to not bring kids in to a world where we're paying back even more debt.

Any definition of "capitalist" that applies to the owner of a bakery in Northern Ireland and (((Philip Green))) is retarded. Small business owners are the beating heart of the nation. The (((money power))) is not.

Crashing the lib dem surge

>Tim Farron makes pledge for UK to take 50,000 more Syrian refugees
>liberal Democrats challenge Labour to match their election manifesto commitment on refugees, with the resettlement likely to cost £4.3bn

What happened to us paying other countries to take them instead?

>Why can't Labour
Why can you Labour cunts just fuck off?

What?

>To be honest, money doesn't really fill me with happiness. I feel better when helping others or maintaining good relationships

So why aren't you?

A policy that won`t please either side.
Milkman at it again.

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who will vote for labour

And there's my point. It's not capitalists that ruin everything, it's the cunts who ruin everything that ruin everything and they'll exist not only it capitalism but other orders too. They adapt to their surroundings to do what they have to.

Can't just stick that on capitalism though, stick it squarely on the people who do the bad shit.

But they are capitalist, are they not?

There's absolutely nothing wrong with not working.

Good point, if they haven't learnt after one it's hopeless

Have a cleaning business and I'm unironically doing this and hiring all part time when the wages go up.

The thing which is worse though is the zero hour contract ban, all the decent jobs I get are industrial and on short notice so I usually have to pull a whole bunch of people which I couldn't do if they were banned.

work is for cucks

mummy may did an LBC phone in

I had a serious question ready, kept calling in non stop but I couldn't get through. I was going to call her mummy and say I loved her.

All the callers they took had ethnic names, maybe they got tipped off about a right wing forum trying to troll or something

And there's nothing wrong with starving do death because you are too lazy to support your own existence.

We can't pay it back anyway, no matter what. And taking that line is stupid. Have a family.

This is why we have to spend on infrastructure now. Even if we're going to shit I'd like to go to shit and be left with good railways and roads.

*If zero hour contracts get banned

I suppose this is a good time to remind britpol that Babs was dating Lewis Hamilton

>BRITPOL UTTERLY BTFO LITERALLY RIP IN PIECES

>You Labour cunts
Fuck off, Tory boy. No one on here is Labour because of the bullshit I just mentioned, as well as their social justice nonsense.

>WAAAA!!!!! WAAAA!!!!!
>b-but muh right-wing hug-box
>muh echo-chamber

Shouldn't be afraid of the truth, kid

Capitalism has given rise to a psychopathic business elite who will sacrifice their country for profit, in my opinion.

That ban is awful. Undoubtedly some people are misusing zero-hours contracts but for student jobs they were ideal, since you can just tell work you're doing no shifts near exams, then working 35 hours a week in the summer.

Only if you don't expect everyone else to carry you.

Bad bosses always blame someone else ,Man the fuck up .

Willing NEETs should be gassed.

>Refugee article leading with picture of female baby
Every time!

Also:
>with the resettlement likely to cost £4.3bn

I had a band at a local club urge me to vote labour on Monday, what is it about labour that attracts these bandwagoning faggots?

>There's absolutely nothing wrong with not working.

HE'S BACK BOYS

Dunno lad, being out of work is pretty comfy

LBC do tend to check the names to engineer the discussion, Majid Nawaz admitted so.

But I am glad you didn't get through, you would have made her all the more eager to ban this forum in the UK you autismal idiot.

You've just responded to my point by reiterating your own. So I'll say again: your definition of 'capitalist' as including both small, local business owners and faceless multinationals is unworkably retarded. It has no analytic value.

>This is why we have to spend on infrastructure now. Even if we're going to shit I'd like to go to shit and be left with good railways and roads.
But look at our former colonies. We left them with infrastructure and look what they've done with it. I know we'd like to imagine that it can't happen here, but there are plenty of British people stupid or degenerate enough to mistreat our infrastructure and let it fall to ruins after the country is bankrupt.

But they will exist in any system. It makes no sense to shit talk millions of innocent people who are good for the country just to spite the few who are bad. It's best to take your fight directly to those who are bad.

>Throwing money away is the same as investing it

don't give it attention

Useless

Looks like a fucking gulag. Enjoy.

>only one boat left in lowestoft

Holy shit.