Labour manifesto leaked bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39877439 >Fines for businesses that pay their staff high wages and a business levy on profits. >Tax hikes on self employed. >£250 billion more borrowing over a decade for social policies. >60% of all energy must come from renewable sources. >Nationalise energy firms, royal mail, bus firms and railways. >protect the right to "a nomadic way of life" and support gypsies, travellers and the Roma community. >Raise the minimum wage to the level £10 per hour by 2020. >Labour will establish a National Investment Bank financed with an injection of public capital. >The party will also create a Ministry of Labour to hand more power to trade unions. >No plan to reduce migration rates.
>There are people in this thread who think nationalising industries of national importance is a bad idea
Kayden Sanchez
Feeling sorry for old Corbs. His political life is a joke desu.
Alexander Baker
Someone in the party did, maybe a blairite
Cooper Thompson
>Killed tons of brownos >Sup Forums hates him
I don't get it
Aiden Jones
Why does mummyposting receive angry responses only when it gets dark
Is it nocturnal NA types or something
Jackson Cox
killed British Soldiers Gave the paddys autonomy let in loads of shitskins
Daniel Jones
she is partial to darkies
Ethan Peterson
He also imported tons of browns. That's why Sup Forums hates him
Caleb Allen
>Chavez's bow to Corbyn
Gavin Perry
then he let all their mates in
Bentley King
REAL THREAD FIRST THREAD REAL THREAD FIRST THREAD REAL THREAD FIRST THREAD
Landon Green
>Chavez's bow to Corbyn >In contact with black people >Possess dementia-like abilities >Control Labour Party with an shaky but small fist >Owns expensive houses & cars globally >Direct descendants of the ancient old money bloodline >Will bankroll the first cities on Falklands Island for Argentina (Corybnigrad will be be the first city) >Own 99% of Labour party registration letters on Earth >First designer babies will in all likelihood die in Corybn run NHS hospitals >Said to have Ancient Celtic scriptures tell of a demon who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of unemployment and unprecedented economic downturn with him
Ryan Collins
no
Isaac Young
>BBC cameraman 'run over by car carrying Jeremy Corbyn'
I wish. Putting it on with all this beer and pizza.
Asher Bailey
>Raging mob scream and shout abuse outside court at ‘gang’ of 27 men and two women accused of a string of sex crimes against children archive.is/FUJHk (Sun warning, don't click if you're from L*verpool).
What a fucking sorry state of affairs when the protest is the story.
Brayden Howard
Yes because everything the government runs is run so well and has no issues at all and works for everyone all over the country. So of course we should let the government run everything! What have we got to lose!?
Robert Reyes
But has it been entirely a bad thing for them? I'm seeing more and more people starting to support Corbyn, he seems to be getting increasingly high energy. A few more populist policies and he'll walk it.
Alexander Lopez
I was out earlier, how did the phone-in with May on LBC go? Did Mummy-poster get on-air?
Nathan Wilson
Vocal minorities on social media. Last time Labour were this left wing they lost 4 elections in a row.
Luis Wood
hello, owen jones
Logan Richardson
It really is. Sadly we'll probably never beat the absolute circus that was your last election. Between a reality TV star businessman, little Rubio, the socialist jew from New York, the dabbing e-mail deleter and Mr Delegates, that shit was the best political entertainment I'll probably ever see in my life.
phoned in non stop lad couldn't get through had my details and story all prepared to get on air
should have rang in earlier in the day but i didn't know that you could do that - the website made it seem like the lines open as soon as the show starts
Jace Perry
>you now remember Ben Carson staying in the running for ages for no reason
Governments do run it. Just not ours. Our railway network is carved up between the French and the Dutch.
Chase Foster
the fuck is wrong with their eyes
Benjamin Robinson
>tonight
Parker Fisher
She thinks Prince William is a demon lol.
Zachary Cooper
Yeah, I didn't know you could phone in before. Have considered phoning before, but probably for legit shit, instead of memeing my way to stardom. (Still want others to meme though)
David Perez
Yeah the mute nog that was just kinda there
Also Chris Christie and Carly Fiorina were a thing for all of about 32 seconds
Aaron Collins
Since you asked nicely, I just downloaded the app and will vote for Ireland when it's open.
One eye on the bennies office, another eye on each others tits.
Tyler Garcia
Yeah desu he needs to change his stance on immigration to win back the core Labour voter, and he's got no chance of doing that unfortunately. That said, Tories immigration policy is exactly the same, but people will still vote for them.
NEVER compare me to that flip-flopping homo ever again. Guy pretends to be a radical lefty all his life, shits himself when he realises Corbyn had a chance and started saying he was a bad leader, and has now changed his mind again and supports Corbyn now he looks like a no-hoper. Disgraceful faggotry.
Wyatt Allen
It is bizzare how all of europe can run a public railway fine, and Japan a privatised system. Both ways tried here have been shit.
Probably for the best, she talked about how hard it was being unable to have kids
Ian Baker
Lads, I don't want to vote for the Tories because of the Snooper's Charter and Digital Economy Act.
Who do I vote for?
Camden Jones
Lads I just read the Labour manifesto and I actually like it. What do?
Chase Moore
>Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott star in "Labour of Love" As a hopelessly out of touch labour party leader and his pet gorilla. >Watch as through a fluke in the system Jeremy rises to a position he is hopelessly unqualified for. >The laughs continue as he does such inappropriate things as reading from Mao, calling for a workers revolution, and not realizing that his guys lost the cold war decades earlier. >Can this plucky like labour leader defy all odds and defeat his vastly more likeable and competent opponents? >Pay your fucking TV license to find out!
Daniel Hernandez
>government already run the railway >it sucks >LETS GIVE THEM MORE POWER OVER IT THATLL FIX EVERYTHING I want to be you user. I imagine life would be so much simpler.
Bentley Powell
What a fucking joke. So shit. The High-vis shit I hate as well. Get them all in black wool, and traditional hats. Met is like the oldest proper police force in the world, and they're dressed up like idiots.
Charles Bennett
God, fucks sake. This shit really pisses me off. It's so minor, but it's one of the small things that get added together to form a national identity. Same with the court wigs.
John Barnes
HOW IS A BOBBY HELMET FUCKING GENDER BASED? IT'S A HAT. HOW DOES A HAT HAVE A FUCKING GENDER BIAS?
Grayson Barnes
>Fiorina as Cruz's VP
Cameron Fisher
His army of acolytes should be fighting age now. Just in time for his return to politics.
Kayden Bennett
He needs the middle class vote to win and he's not going to get it with an overly ambitious nationalisation plan coupled with appeasing the unions.
Eli Collins
>community >support >officers
Caleb King
Kek. Nice ending.
Jeremiah Nguyen
Send yourself to the gulag.
Nolan Gray
Are we even in the semis? It's so political, Brexit basically guarantees "Nil point" from everyone. (Our entry is probably still shit desu)
Isaac Edwards
>C*tholic reactionaries support the Jesuit led Gunpowder plot, even today
are still the enemy within? after all these centuries?
Luke Miller
kek please continue
Ayden Thomas
Women's hats are different. It's the same in the armed forces.
Jackson White
>we should give other countries money for their shit service
At least we'd have our own shit service, rather than make some frog richer.
Grayson Phillips
nonce
nigger
Kevin Mitchell
Thanks bro, will do the same for you guys Saturday.
Colton Roberts
We America now.
Christopher Gray
ye m8 lost 5 lbs in just under 3 weeks reckon i can lose my chub in about 3-4 months total
Gavin Morgan
I'm being serious user. Please help me.
Blake Russell
Even the Gypsy bit?
Just pick the most retarded party you can think and just say fuck it. Maybe pic related?
Dominic Lopez
why is this general now called brit/pol/ rather than /brit/?
WHAT HAS CHANGED?
John Robinson
>Blair >Saving people from wars
Fucking kek
Brayden Richardson
Oh it's CSO's not actual proper officers. You know, people with power. Who the fuck cares then? CSO are literally there as lion trainers in circuses so the proper police can arrest them.
Jacob Scott
Nth for Bowden.
David Green
>we'd have our own shit service Yes but it'd still be shit and we'd end up with higher taxes to pay for it. Wow what a great idea.
Andrew Morales
>look like
Angel Lewis
It's nothing to do with that. Like Bercow's axing of the clerks wigs because, for the first time in centuries, now they're itchy, It's just an effort to whittle away at our national image.
Brody Parker
Fake news next you will say he fucked that ape abbots
Kayden Sullivan
So how are they gonna pay for all the sunshine and rainbows pledges in the Labour manifesto lads?
Tyler Walker
We get auto final because the BBC pays out the ass to fund the pile of shit annually.
Hunter Russell
he's behind you
Cooper Watson
>Probably for the best, she talked about how hard it was being unable to have kids
But maybe she would feel better knowing at least shes still Are Mummy
Aiden Flores
No, for regular officers as well.
Liam Nelson
THE BANKERS BONUSES
Carter Cook
Yes.
PAPISTS GET OUT
Dylan Jones
>police with guns >"policewomen" >patrolling in groups of 5 >two of them are paki
Yeah, okay. "Proper" officers.
John Harris
It's for normal police too, but only in one police force.
