>President Donald Trump is living every child's dream: More ice cream.
>According to an extensive interview with TIME Magazine, Trump's White House staff has settled into Trump's routine and know his desires, sometimes before he does.
>For example: Trump takes two scoops of ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, TIME reported, while everyone else around the table gets just one.
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Trump is getting fat. Melania needs to step in.
THE AUTISTIC KID IS BACK
THE MAD MAN
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What a Blompf
>getting
TWO?!?!
LITERALLY HITLER
Just because Trump is president doesn't mean others can't get two scoops of ice cream! Fucking tyranny.
You know, if there was legitimately any real dirt on Trump I feel like they'd have a whole lot more to report on than just a story about him eating fucking ice cream.
WHY DOES SCRIMPF GET 2 SCOOPS?1 THOSE WERE HILLORYS SCOOPS! HILLORY NEEDS TO BE PRESDONT!
Exactly the type of behaviour I expected from Gromph. When will Plumplestiltskin learn to be a normal person?
That fiend!
L.m.a.o.
The fucking devil!
We have to start a civil war and destitute drumpf. These 2 SCOOPS OF ICECREAMS could ahve fed all american child in afrika for a year.. now yurope will need to step up and macaroni with merkeloni will need to take in a MILLION american child from AFRIKLA
...
OH FUCK I MADE A MISTAKE TAKE MY VOTE BACK #NOMYPRESIDENT
Are we sure CNN isn't some gossip magazine?
>Dan 'Merica
I'M CALLING THE MEXICAN PRESS RIGHT NOW, TWO ICE SCREAM SCOOPS IS JUST TOO MUCH!
>Asks his chef for extra ice cream with his pie
>gets it
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN, I BET THEY DO ANYTHING HE WANTS THAT FAT ORANGE TYRANT.
>two scoops of ice cream
wow, he really is a Nazi, isn't he CNN?
Kerplumph btfo!
Is this real life? I knew it. I'm dreaming. When will I wake up.
>voted for a greedy fat white man
Anyone else /regrettingnovember/?
>two scoops of ice cream
He can't keep getting away with this...
wow, breaking news. Totally not "fake news".
I'm glad I can trust CNN.
This is the constitutional crisis that will get glumpf impeached.
I guess I'm like Trump then. I would get also two.
TWO SCOOPS! FUCK YOU DRUMPF!!!!
He needs two scoops. He's a big guy.
>I guess I'm like Trump then. I would get also two.
>Brazil
>Known Nazi hiders
Go figure.
not only that but he only uses a scooper once and throws it away. Requiring 2 scoops for every dessert he has
>inb4 he pulls an Al Capone and gets impreached for shit like this
wtf I hate trump now
Scraminpf is a fat fuck
Lol. Slow news day. That article is pure shit and I am not a writer, nor do I really care for trump or any politicians. I did vote for that crazy bastard though. Godspeed, my yellow haired pussy grabber.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>Counterfeit News Network
IMPEACH
>president does whatever the fuck he wants
neat
...
Blumpf has crossed the line. This is no way to act as a President.
Wow this sort of shit is exactly why I moved to Canada. The wonderful socialist system here guarantees everyone gets their half a teaspoon of icecream.
the extra scoop probably went to putin, this is proof of russian collusion no doubt.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
He's done for.
>Trump nets 100% more ice cream than his fattie competitors
>This is somehow a bad thing
Stay classy Media Matters
THE
ABSOLUTE
MOTHER
FUCKING
STATE
OF
JOURNALISM
>he wants to leave office in a diabetic coma
Understandable.
GEE DONALD
Literally Hitler. It's over for Drumpf now
Miss me yet glunktards?
> deutsch chocolaten creamsie pien mit swei scoopon de ice hitlers
just the picture i came here to see
HE JUST IMPEACHED HIMSELF
KKKLUMPFENFUHRER IS FINISHED!!!!
WHAT A SCOOP! TALKING ABOUT SCOOPS!
I ordered two scoops at Baskin Robbins the other day and a Secret Service agent knocked the cone out of my hand and said "this one's for Vladdy-poo." Then when I got home there was a note with a presidential seal taped to my front door. It said my wife was deported to Mexico for having brown hair.
CLUMPF?
MORE LIKE
TRUMP
TWO SCOOPS!? I'M WITH HILLDAWG NOW.
>This is considered news
Tromplepompulos' secret identity to hide the fact he is a KGB agent
This is surely going to be the end of his campaign
At least he doesn't make them get the meatloaf instead.
>journalism
CLEMPF BOFT
HAO WILL RECLUBBER?
SPONCH ETURNALLY MSNBC
just shows what a self absorbed asshole he is
Yesterday night a leaf posted over 100 times in a single thread for 6 hours arguing with literally everyone, claiming that democratic presidents are better for the economy and budget. A small thread isn't a big deal even if no one bit. These guys get paid to be retards on a Malaysian Basket Weaving forum
The state of the american media ladies and gentlemen.
I'm laughing my ass off right now.
How many scoops would President Kasich have had?
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Gee Donald
Fuck no.
Fuck you
...
>it's good to be the king
putin probably has TEN scoops of ice cream
thats taller than putin
BREAK NEWS
SECOND SCOOP OF ICECREAM MIGHT OF HAD TIES TO RUSSIA! INVESTIGATIONS THAT ARE TOTALLY USEFUL ARE GOING TO BE STARTED!
>cream pie
hmmmm
>"AYO FUCK JAMES COMEY HE AINT GOT NO CREDIBILITY" *throws up hand walking off but tries to keep head centered to keep James Brown wig from falling off*
>Comy is fired
>"AYO IMPEACH TRUMP COMEY WUZ A HERO N SHEIT" *Profusely starts patting weave*
DOG BLESS
An alpha is acting alpha to show people who's boss, shocking! Any more breaking news there, cnn?
>Bannon: c..could I get an extra scoop too?
>Trump: Fuck you Bannon we can't afford it
>a CHOCOLATE cream pie
indeed
But seriously we can't let him get his hands on the Hershey's syrup.
KEK! Liberals and MSM BTFO!
>It's real
The absolute state of American Media.
I WILL NOT LET THIS TYRANT PUTIN PUPPET GET AWAY WITH THIS RUMPOGLONK WILL BE IMPEACHED
IT'S NOT FAAAAIIIRRR
It's anotha shoah
DROOMPLEKLUMPF BFTO!
FOUR SCOOPS C'MON
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get two scoops.
Gee Donald, how come you get to have TWO scoops of ice cream?
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG, C'MOOOON
EIGHT SCOOPS, LET'S GET BIG
as an avatar of gluttony he would take the whole container
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get icecream tub.
I used to support Trump, but he promised me 3 scoops. Hes flip flopping!
>GEE WHY DON'T PEOPLE TAKE US SERIOUSLY ANYMORE
>TOTAL MELTDOWN
Well, Time got that one right